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 Things I never got to see in StarTrek....
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Pro Bodybuilder 
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1. Worf cry 2. Data kick some serious ass! Terminator style. 3. Troi, fully naked, getting boned, preferably by Riker. 4. Crusher getting boned, preferably by Picard. 5. The Cardassians get the bullshit beat out of them for being such torturous ugly pricks. 6. Dax getting naked for once, instead of blabbing away so much, and let Bashir at her at least once. 7. Odo actually shapeshift into something useful. 8. What the Holodeck is REALLY used for... 9. Cpt. Sisko wear some baggy pants and hooded sweaters instead of that spandex shit. 10. Lt. Kira get a decent breast implants. 11. That dumb kid Wesley Crusher go on a serious bulking cycle. 12. The Refitted Enterprise D in some serious ass space battles, not that damn ugly Enterprise E. 13. Someone bone 7 of 9, but NOT the Doctor, or Harry. 14. Bwelana Torres get rid of that ugly piece of shit off her forehead for good (She's beautiful, but that scar thing ruins it) 15. The Doctor go on some serious Rogaine/Propecia combo. Well, can't think of anything else. Oh yeah! and 12. Q should have appeared to Picard as a massive Kovacs sized beast! ------------------ "Don't eat me! eat Dredd! he works out!" - From Judge Dredd. [This message has been edited by Future One (edited October 07, 2000).]     | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
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1.) I never got to see Worf use a Water Pic to clean lint out of the creases in his head. 2.) Cpt. Picard loosen the fuck up. 3.) Ensign Ro pleasuring herself. 4.) Riker loosen the fuck up. 5.) Crusher loosen the fuck up. 6.) Anyone act like an individual instead of part of some Communist collective. 7.) Neelix get caught in an anti-matter beam and die screaming. | ||
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One thing that I've never seen in Star Trek is Captain Kirk's topee fall off his head. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
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i always wanted to see that green chick naked | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
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heh heh! I like #3 but #7 is a must!!! ------------------ "Don't eat me! eat Dredd! he works out!" - From Judge Dredd. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
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I WOULD HAVE WANTED TO SEE AN ORGY ON THE BRIDGE.... I COULD SEE IT NOW... TAG TEAM ON LT OHURA (SP) WITH SPOCK STANDING AROUND TELLING EVERYONE IT IS HIGHLY ILLLOGICAL... OLD BONES COULD BE GIVING SHOTS OF PENICLLIN AND MAKING SURE PEOPLE SUIT UP PROPERLY.... ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
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Need more replies! ------------------ "Don't eat me! eat Dredd! he works out!" - From Judge Dredd. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
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7 of 9, Torres, Troi, and Crusher, (in her younger days) in one massive orgy on the holodeck w/ me there. These ladies made me sleep REAL GOOD on many nights! ------------------ | ||
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I think actually, most of what you list has happened. I personally would like to be the one to pull the trigger on Capt Janeway, she is about the most disgusting personality on Star Trek and has no right to be a Capt. The two shows that piss me off the most are the one where she won't execute the murderer, even though he wants to die and she confines him to his quarters where he has a holodeck among other amenities. WTF your 70k lyrs from home it will take something like 70 years to get home at max speed if you don't dick-a-around along the way, and you need every bit of resource you have and this guy is just a waste of them. Then, in another episode he becomes the hero of the day and dies with grace. Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit. The other episode is when Voyager is caught in a time loop due to a singularity and Janeway says, I am going to my quarters to solve this problem, five minutes later her and Torres immerge with the solution to the most difficult of Relativity questions to be posed. Here we have a college dropout and criminal and a bitch captain and they solve in 5 minutes what the smartest people in the universe are still trying to figure out? Gimme a break, she makes me ill!!! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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