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Sailor_Girl

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posted October 07, 2000 01:04 PM

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Just wondering.....thought it was time for another sexual post by me. It's been a while. I got a letter from my boyfriend this week. Guess it sparked my sexual side again.

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Puc

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posted October 07, 2000 01:05 PM

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whip cream, definitely. and cherries!!!!

Puc


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chesty

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posted October 07, 2000 01:07 PM

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whip cream


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Future One

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posted October 07, 2000 01:56 PM

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How old are you? 16? can you even orgasm yet?

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dread_lady

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posted October 07, 2000 02:01 PM

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die


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special_bill

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posted October 07, 2000 02:04 PM

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ladies please! it's nothing a little match of naked fudge wrestling can't settle..

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Rex37

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posted October 07, 2000 02:11 PM

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I agree w/ SB. So off with your clothes.

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Sailor_Girl

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posted October 07, 2000 02:36 PM

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Now I'm pissed. Future.....you did't lose your virginity till after you were 18? I'm sorry to hear that.

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Weapon X

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posted October 07, 2000 02:43 PM

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Old enough to ride me, young enough to get me sent away for it?


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Sailor_Girl

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posted October 07, 2000 02:52 PM

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Depends what state your in. :�


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MrsMonster

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posted October 07, 2000 03:07 PM

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with a response like that, Future, you must be 13.....


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Future One

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posted October 07, 2000 03:54 PM

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What are you talking about? I'm 22 and I still haven't lost my virginity. I'm one of those guys that believe in that special someone to make love to, preferably after marriage. I feel sorry that you will no longer be able to experience that they way it should be.

BTW, The way I responded makes me 13 years old? have you been reading most of the bullshit that goes on here? and this is supposed to be a Bodybuilding/AS site?? what the hell are so many 15 year olds doing here?? I'm glad there's a special pay board now to wipe you dumbasses out, personally, I think I'll stick to the Anabolic boards where I belong...
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ANACONDA

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posted October 07, 2000 05:02 PM

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I LIKE STRAWBERRIES, WHIP CREAM....
AND LONG LICORICE "WHIPS".
OH, ESPECIALLY LIKE IT IF A FRIEND (GIRL)
WATCHES, CAOCHES AND ASSISTS HER FRIEND(S)

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Lisa_The_Strong

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posted October 07, 2000 05:13 PM

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what you said to SG, Future, was not very nice....rude in fact....
so, go join the payboard ya fucknut


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ANACONDA

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posted October 07, 2000 05:23 PM

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YEAH LISA, YOU GO GIRL.
WHY DOES EVRYBODY WANT TO PICK ON HER...
SHE IS A SWEETIE.

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Sailor_Girl

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posted October 07, 2000 06:06 PM

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THANKS LISA!!!
And Future....I have found that special person....I've talked about him before. Just because I'm 17 and not a virgin it doesn't mean I go fuckin whoever wants some. I love my boyfriend and he's who I plan on spending the rest of my life with so don't go talking smack if you don't know who you are dealing with. KNOW YOUR ROLE!

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ANACONDA

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posted October 07, 2000 06:07 PM

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DAMN... THAT IS TELLING HIM GIRL!
IMPRESSIVE!

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WODIN

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posted October 07, 2000 06:24 PM

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HA HA Future One is a virgin @ 22! Dumb Fuck can't get laid! Damn on of futures forearms must be really huge!

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WODIN

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posted October 07, 2000 06:26 PM

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Oh yea... Whip Cream, strawberrys, motion lotion some toys and some snacks ... I never skimp....


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Future One

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posted October 07, 2000 10:59 PM

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People think I'm walking upside down all the time 'cause my forearms are bigger than my legs....

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HackN2it

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posted October 07, 2000 11:41 PM

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Nevermind whipcream, Ever think about Jello? Bill Cosby can't be wrong, and hell, there is always room for Jello....


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Sailor_Girl

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posted October 08, 2000 12:39 AM

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I think it's totally cool that when future's getting ripped on he comes back with a joke! That's awesome. If everyone did that there would be a lot more happiness on the board! I'm impressed! Anyways.....I'll have to try that Jello idea.....sounds like a blast!!

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Monster

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posted October 08, 2000 12:46 AM

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If you can use whipped cream instead and dont need a REAL lube, you aint doing it right... When you do it the way its supposed to be done, you need a REAL lube!
(well, I guess if you have a teeny tiny thing, mabye you dont need lube...)

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Future One

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posted October 08, 2000 01:01 AM

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You know what SG, I apologize to you. It was rude of me what I said. I'm just astounded as to how this board got hit majorly by 15 year olds and stuff, people that belong over at this site =>www.bodyforlife.com

But I'll give you a break because these guys seem to like you. Actually I posted somewhere else that I admired the fact that you actually posted a pic, unlike most of these other "women".

Here's my idea for lube! How about eggs whites? you get to rub'em and you get your daily protein too!

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dannyboy

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posted October 08, 2000 05:28 AM

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Motion Lotion seems more right to me but that's my opionion.


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Sailor_Girl

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posted October 08, 2000 12:39 PM

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Thanks future. As for the egg whites.....um....in this case would samonella (sp) be considered an STD? :�

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Future One

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posted October 08, 2000 07:32 PM

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salmonella, the "other" candida!! hah hah hah! oh that's discusting!!

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~~~SlickassBiatch~~~

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posted October 08, 2000 07:45 PM

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whip cream...


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ANACONDA

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posted October 08, 2000 07:53 PM

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ASK VISIGOTH WHICH ONE HE PREFERED IN THE PEN! HE GOT THE CREAM WHETHER HE LIKED IT OF NOT!!!

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magic storm

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posted October 13, 2000 02:00 AM

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I would say motion Lotion all the way hon.


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Weapon X

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posted October 13, 2000 02:04 AM

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I see dead people.


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