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Elite Bodybuilder 
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I hear MrMuscle and Wodin are planning a nice little camping trip out in the woods this weekend. Lots of snuggling and bare-back riding. If anyone's interested, I think they're looking for a few big, burly gentleman to join them in their quest for the intimate passion only Mother Nature can provide. Disclaimer: I will not be joining in the festivities, not my cup of tea, so if you want details contact MRMuscle or Wodin, not me. I'm just the advertising agent.    | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1096 |
Can I send Fat Grandma on that? Please! ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 758 |
I am not taken Rotten's stanky ass grammy anywhere near the east coast. Hell Thicks mom is already wearin that damn bio-hazard on her crotch! Besides MM bumped me and wants to take slick with him because he feels life just isn't shitty enough and his has a closet addiction to Gold DUST. Honestly I would rather be but fucked by Rottens dog than have is weekend in front of me! The key to a succesfull relationship is to create such a HUGE distance from your inlaws that they just can't get there and if they do argue with them about everything! Thank GOD my mother-in-law hates me! God's little gifts ------------------  | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1096 |
I don't know WODIN, he's a big damn dog... Fat Grandma has five or six boobs it looks like, or maybe thats a chin. Either way you can use her as a sleeping bag. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 758 |
I don't care how big your rot is I'd rather be his rump ranger for two minutes than suffer through the next 48 hours of your life. BIG OL FAT SAGGY BUT GRANNY FARTS FILLIN UP YOUR HOUSE! Now that may actually smell worse than Thicks Mom and Slicks GOLDDUST put together! You may need to get a gas mask that is rated for L-5 bio contamenants! ------------------ |
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