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havoc

Freak

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From:The 27th Century, USAtiva
Registered: Jul 2000

posted October 06, 2000 09:35 AM

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Put your hands over your mouth and breathe. Does your breath smell like clam chowder?

If your a guy, rub your sack with intent to build up friction.
Do your hands smell like Government Cheese?

If your a girl, scratch your twat like you did the first time you caught crabs.
Do your fingers smell like a dead ferret?

Everyone, put your index finger around your bunghole.
Does your finger smell like it has been dipped in ass sauce?

If you answered yes to any of these questions I recommend you take your hygeine a bit more seriously, there is nothing worse than a nasty vapor wherever it may come from. Peace and have a clean day.

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[This message has been edited by havoc (edited October 06, 2000).]

Thick dawg

Elite Bodybuilder

Posts: 894
From:Florida
Registered: Aug 2000

posted October 06, 2000 09:44 AM

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It's the damndest thing. I did 2 of those tests and now my fingers wreak of SlickAssBiatch's saliva.

special_bill

Elite Bodybuilder

Posts: 1298
From:NE alabama
Registered: Jun 2000

posted October 06, 2000 09:46 AM

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you mouth suck the beer farts out of airplane seats for money

havoc

Freak

Posts: 1946
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posted October 06, 2000 09:50 AM

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Special Bill= Sentence Fragment, not bad for a mofo who almost scored perfectly on his SAT.

special_bill

Elite Bodybuilder

Posts: 1298
From:NE alabama
Registered: Jun 2000

posted October 06, 2000 10:00 AM

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diagram the sentence for me...really...i think you can use the two prepositional phrases there with confidence...but i could be wrong...

havoc

Freak

Posts: 1946
From:The 27th Century, USAtiva
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posted October 06, 2000 10:15 AM

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Your mouth sucks the beer farts out of airplane seats for money. That would be better, hell who am I kidding I scored better on the Spanish SAT than on the english.

WODIN

Elite Bodybuilder

Posts: 728
From:I have been here since the beginning of time.
Registered: Aug 2000

posted October 06, 2000 11:08 AM

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Uh... I tried it...the nut rub. and uh.. well... uh.. I got off and I popped a nut over the cube wall here and now this girl is all freakin out from being drowned in a clomid induced big nut pool so I gotta go for the day...bye!

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