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Future One

Pro Bodybuilder

Posts: 437
From:New Detroit, Humboldt Quadrant
Registered: Jul 2000

posted October 04, 2000 02:16 PM

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that the narrator is:

1. Always bigger than the victim (usually by 100lbs or more)

2. Always stronger

3. The victim is always 150lbs or less

4. The victim is always wearing a tank top or wife beater.

5. The victim always has a girlfriend that goes crazy over the narrator's physique

6. The victim always gets crushed while benching weights far beyond his capability.

7. The narrator always manages to steal the victim's girlfriend.

is there a pattern here? what gives?

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Particle Weapon...UP YOUR ASS!!

"Don't eat me! eat Dredd! he works out!" - From Judge Dredd.


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supersizeme

Amateur Bodybuilder

Posts: 270
From:dallas, tx
Registered: Jun 2000

posted October 04, 2000 02:24 PM

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man that's not a particle weapon


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AGENT SHAGWELL

Pro Bodybuilder

Posts: 535
From:cryogenically frozen somewhere in FL
Registered: Aug 2000

posted October 04, 2000 02:29 PM

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Ok hows this:
This fat ass guy was in the gym, this 110 lb guy with his 150 lb girlfriend were lifting next to him. THe fat guy was eating a chocolate bar, the girl goes to grab it, her boyfriend slaps the biatch (who was wearing a wife beater t) and then gives it back to the fat man who thanks him and they leave together hand in hand, as the chick is left with no man, and even worse no chocolate bar

(maybe alcohol and work don't mix? )


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AGENT SHAGWELL

Pro Bodybuilder

Posts: 535
From:cryogenically frozen somewhere in FL
Registered: Aug 2000

posted October 04, 2000 02:56 PM

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wodin...THE GUY POSTED THE SAME TOPIC TWICE...IDIOT...FUTRE ONE THANKS FOR MAKING ME LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT...OH WELL i JUST DELETED IT....SO NOW EVERYTHING IS GROOVEY AGAIN...


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