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 Have you guys noticed that every gym story we read here...
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Pro Bodybuilder 
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The narrator is: 1. Always the bigger guy (Usually by 100lbs or so) 2. Always the strongest 3. The victim is always 150lbs or less 4. The victim always has a girlfriend that goes head-over-heels at the narrator's physique. 5. The victim is always wearing a tank top or wife beater. 6. The victim is always crushed by the bar while benching. 7. The narrator always manages to steal the victim's girlfriend. What do you think about this pattern? ------------------ "Don't eat me! eat Dredd! he works out!" - From Judge Dredd.     | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 351 |
*coughcough*bullshit!*coughcough* | ||
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Freak 
Posts: 1898 |
Good points, the pattern says that this topic is getting redundant. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 1255 |
so yall dont wanna hear about how i kicked that nine year old wife beater wearing ass?... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 844 |
I used to stuff Ronnie Coleman into his locker and fuck his girlfriend with his mother's vibrator. Honestly. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 351 |
mhahahahaha | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 661 |
I was using Ferigno for ass wipe! HULK THAT BITCH! ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1043 |
What???!!!! They aren't all TRUE??? *gasp*shocked* | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 61 |
90% of all of those gym stories are bs... they are; however, entertaining. I'd tell a few of mine, but most of them don't match all the criteria set forth by Future One. =( -Warik | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1156 |
I love Testoviron Depot, but Durateston was real attractive. not sure why I put this in this post, it just seemed to fit. [This message has been edited by Checkmatebloated (edited October 04, 2000).] | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 127 |
HAHA I LOVE THESE POSTS. FOR THE MOST PART THOUGH YOU ARE RIGHT THE NARRATOR ALWAYS SEEM TO BE THE BIGGEST TOUGHEST GUY. COINCIDENCE I THINK NOT | ||
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Cool Novice 
Posts: 44 |
well I sometimes see these fat guys who wiegh 100lbs more than me or so let some wind go but I rarely post about it. and a lot of the gym stories are crap. entertaining but crap. I think it is funny when mr toothpic loads up 135 on the benchpress without warm up and cannot do a rep then says I did it last time. ------------------ |
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