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 finally got my call girl..
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Pro Bodybuilder 
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and she SUCKED!!! didn't look at all like the girl in the picture, she was old and not very attractive. she robbed me of $200. when it was all over i regreted having spent that much money. the funny thing is that the night before i went out to a club and brought home a girly who was much better looking than the one i payed for. oh, well, never again. at least i can say i tried it. i was just very curious - and very horny. the juice makes me do stupid things sometimes.    | ||
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Freak 
Posts: 1909 |
What went down, did she give you head?, did you bang? did her pussy stink? details.... ------------------  | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 443 |
well, she pretty much did everything i asked her to. she massaged me, then she jacked me off for a while, then i ate her out, then she jacked me off some more, ate her out some more, fucked her, then she took me to the tub and pissed on me while i beat off.  | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1909 |
You need to go to the clinic. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 270 |
out of curiosity...why did you go out and get a call girl the night after you picked up some new shit the night before? normally after i acquire a new toy i don't go out looking to pay for some. did you make an appointment or something that you couldn't cancel? sorry to hear she wasn't that good-looking, that's always a crap shoot. did she have all her teeth? i am proud of you though, my son. i didn't start this thread so it's not likely that it'll get locked. must keep those overly offensive hockey threads off this board. i am taking a stab in the dark and guessing that one of our mods is a buffalo sabres fan. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 270 |
lol @ havoc. did she really piss on you??? did that cost extra? oh shit that's fucking funny. this thread will blow up like hiroshima. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 443 |
ha, ha!! your threads must be offensive! yeah, she had all her teeth, or at least most of 'em! i don't know why i did it. i guess because i was horny as shit and i had been wanting to experience a whore. maybe i should've payed $100 more for diana. i least we know she's hot! | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 443 |
yeah, she really did piss on me. msbrickhouse wouldn't give up her sweet urine anymore, he,he,he.. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 856 |
So you have call girl juice on your lips and call girl piss all over the rest of you. I think about a 3 day shower is in order followed by a series of vaccination shots. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 443 |
nah, you can't get anything from that, can you? i've always read it's next to impossible to get aids from eating a woman out. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 270 |
Nah TD, not necessary. I had Mrs. Dawg thoroughly cleaned up and freshened via Summers Eve before I dropped her off at Decibels. Sounds like she charged unusually high though for some reason. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 358 |
Dude, I've done pros back in my Army days, but eat one out? Odd. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 856 |
$200 is the going rate for a Mrs. Dawg Golden Shower. The last guy that she pissed on contracted leprosy on his Schlong. Why do you think Rotten had to get a sex change? | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 182 |
decible never say never bro...if you have some kind of cut in your mouth ..and she is inffected ..you fucked do you have a tongue ring if so ..you stand a very good chance if it isnt fully healed
peace kb ------------------ "modus operandi" "hesitation is the mother of all regret" | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 684 |
Bro.. Shit go get your shit checked out. Benny is right! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 124 |
Hell, You might be ahead of the game. Let's see, I met some chick and went out with her Sat night. She was no big deal, not arm candy but not busted. Dinner was $70, We went to the city and went to Twilo($50) drinks($80), then I wanted to bring her back to my place but was afraid I wouldn't be able to get rid of her in the AM. I made some lame excuse about being drunk and tired and we should stop. That was another $89. I busted her up on raw(dirty little bitch) and dropped her at her house around noon. Let's see thats 289 without gas and tolls. Hey, at least I busted three nuts and can call her again when I feel the urge. No matter how you do it, YOU ALWAYS PAY FOR IT!!!!!!! I did feel safer banging her on raw then some old hooker. [This message has been edited by dahmer (edited October 04, 2000).] | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 358 |
Yeah, I can MAKE a movie whenever I want, but sometimes I like to just go to Blockbuster and rent one... | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1909 |
Damn I thought you were joking about eating her out and the piss thing, thats pretty damn nasty. That pussy has seen an easy 5,000 cocks in the past years and then to go down on that and have a person piss on you is plain demented. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 828 |
I can be a perverse fuck. but I would NEVER eat a hooker out. GET A SHOT, man, you need one!!!! Puc FYI I thought he was kidding, too. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 63 |
She pissed on you while you were jerking off!!! ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!! Thank god i'm not the only one with this fucked up fetish... | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 443 |
ya, i know i'm demented, but it's fun!! | ||
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Moderator 
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i understand that the way the hiv tests work you have to wait a few weeks to get a positive... so if you got tested now, it would be negative. hopefully she was new at this sort of thing, and was completely safe with her clients.  | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 357 |
damn, ur more fuct up than me thats awesome | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 246 |
no thats not cool | ||
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Cool Novice 
Posts: 42 |
Dude, ate out at trick. Man that's too rough even for me. | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 15 |
I'll be the first to tell you that you're officially a loser. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 983 |
Demented genius, did you wear a condom? I did a thread on STD's not long ago and even if jimmy wore a hat, you could still end up with genital warts. If U did not wear protection U are at risk for HPV, herpes, syphillis, the list goes on and on. [This message has been edited by mightydog (edited October 04, 2000).] | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 424 |
YOU GOT PISSED ON BY A WHORE | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 424 |
AND YOU PAID HER | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1156 |
decibel, Bro I told you to go on Industrial BLVD and pic out the one you want. No chance of getting an ugly on and it is half the price. Damn Texan eating a whore. Boy we didn't teach you that! No the piss thing, we got to talk. How about Hooter's Downtown Saturday Oct 15th about 1pm? | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 230 |
WOW! I just can't find the words. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 212 |
Havoc: Your right about the 5,000 cocks, but whats even more disturbing is how many of the 5,000 were probobly done THAT DAY! Oh my god. I thought, then hoped then PRAYED that he was joking! Uhg, eating out a call girl. Oh my god oh my god oh my god... I would brush my teeth with gasoline then burn the skin from my face! Oh my god oh my god oh my god... that is repulsive. I mean, instead of eating out where someone elses dick was a little while ago, just go suck the guys dick and cut out the middle man!?!?! Im sorry, thats not a flame, Im just trying to type and dry heave at the same time... | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 397 |
I don't care if I have 9000mg of test flowing through my veins, I'd never even think of doing that...you're not supposed to go down on the ho, the ho is supposed to go down on you..she's supposed to pleasure you, not the other way around... | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 182 |
i personally would never do such a thing ..but hey to each there own..as long as he isnt going to go around a fuck without a condom..hes ok..with me ...whatever...you all know you all have little sick thing that turn you on..fuck he did his ...so leave him alone peace kb ------------------ "modus operandi" "hesitation is the mother of all regret" |
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posted October 04, 2000 10:30 AM