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 I Am Heartbroken
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 1232 |
Last weekend my "girl" (and i use that term loosely now) were stumbling around buckhead in atlanta georgia...as we passed her former place of employment, the three dollar cafe, i noticed something that could only be a sign of intelligent life in the cosmos...there were two llamas out front..i swear to god...two real life fitness llamas...they had on some sort of degrading sweater/shirt thing that advertised some brand of swill....i was outraged, exploiting those furry sex holes for commercial gain...i was furiously erect...i begged my girl to take a picture of me in front of them doing a double bicep...it would have been the ultimate photo...not only would she not out of embarrasment, she looked at me really strange, and muttered something about "so this is what steroids do".. problems my friends, problems...     | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 268 |
heh. fitness llamas i saved this one for you, bill. ------------------ | ||
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Freak 
Posts: 1879 |
Understanding the LLama is difficult for many. Next time tell her your past starting with the young razorbacks then move on to the antarctic seals next tell her about the aardvark and silver back combo you encountered in Lebanon, you cant just go straight into the llama, its too much to handle, explaining your past ventures will help next time. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 818 |
I don't know what your bitching about. You missed a prime opportunity to toss your chick to the curb and run a train on 2, well-conditioned llamas, er fine pieces of ass as I call em. Putz. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1232 |
i know it brother....and its keeping me up at night... i went up 100lbs on my leg press in a week... but i think i did it "for the llama's" and not myself.. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 818 |
Well, the way I see it is you can either be a scumbag who tagged 2 llamas or you can be a goody-goody who went home and jerked off. I'll choose option 1 everytime and twice on Sunday. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 472 |
So, special_bill, does your "girl" work out? Or is she interested in the gym environment? ------------------ | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1879 |
The only workout Special Bill's girl gets is when he puts her muzzle and leash on and takes her for a nice brisk walk around the block. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 818 |
Wrong Havoc, she works up quite a sweat when the local juvenile delinquent center takes a field trip to the petting zoo. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 647 |
If I could dry the tears from my eyes I would right more...this is just way too said. My heart goes out to you bill, TD have a heart bro...that was TWO Llamas man...TWO! ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 177 |
ROTFLMAO PEACE KB ------------------ "modus operandi" "hesitation is the mother of all regret" | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1028 |
WEIRDOS!!!!  ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1077 |
Special Bill - i would have taken the photo. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 64 |
OOHHHH SHIIIITTTT This is to much. I can just see you buggin out on the Llama's. Next time contain yourself and maybe you'll get a picture. So are you still together or did she leave you for a Llama. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1232 |
i know i looked completely crazed...i jerked the car to a stop right on peachtree and was like screaming "get the fuckin camera, oh my god"....i had this huge grin on my face and kerry was like, "cars are honking at you asshole"...after i pulled into the barnes and noble parking lot, i had calmed some and tried to explain what a divine coincindence this was... never try to explain a llama obsession to a white girl, you will get nowhere she was like "i still party with those people, there is no way in hell im gonna be seen taking a picture of your pathetic ass flexing in front of a bunch of llamas"... i knew right then it was over | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 64 |
Hey - Bill all the streets are named peachtree. Buckhead is cool. |
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