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 My Proposal
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 1255 |
i think havoc, thick, rotten, and i should move to an unincorporated township and declare ourselves the local government.... all you other freaks can move there too, but we will rule over you with a benevolent iron fist... what would some of our new laws be?     | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 558 |
But who would be the oval office intern??? Thick??? | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 844 |
1st Amendment- all vaginas must be clean shaven. 2nd Amendment- wearing dog collars is a must. 3rd Amendment- Failure to comply with the first 2 amendments results in having to perform oral sex on Rotten's mom with no gas mask. | ||
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Moderator 
Posts: 1071 |
Declare every Thursday to be Gang Bang Appreciation Thursday.  | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1041 |
quote: Na Thick gives lousey blowjobs, he's all teeth and not very attractive to look at. You want the job Shag, I'm sure you swallow, you seem like the type. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 844 |
I think Agent Shagwell has the best qualifications to be the town whore. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1041 |
quote: I second that! All those in favor... ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1255 |
here, here!....and all llama's have to have their rabies shots...i aint goin through that shit again... | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 558 |
Nahh...my votes for kickasswomen...you gotta a soft spot for her anyhow ROTTEN....I'd only make it hard | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1041 |
I think that Thick's mom should be the town landfill. That fatass will eat anything. Which reminds me... 4th Amendment No fatty's allowed except for the hookers we ship in for Bill, but the must be escorted out of town immediately after. (Which should only take about 30 seconds round trip) | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1041 |
quote: You don't get a vote Shaggy. All bitches need to learn their place, on their knees where they belong. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 844 |
Anytime Shagwell strays more than 5 feet from the kitchen, she has to answer to the Gimp. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1255 |
i will wear shiny clothes and never bathe...and slap vagrants with my flaccid pee-pee.... | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 558 |
Oh Rotten.... the only time I'd be on my knees sugar is so you can have an easier time kissing my ass!!!!!! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1041 |
quote:
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 297 |
Hey now, just cause I swallow, don't mean I'm a whore..... Rotten has a soft spot for ME? Nice sarcasm Shag....try again | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1255 |
i will build heroin clinics for all the methadone addicts | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 676 |
Gee sorry I missed the beginning of this... 1. The no fatties thing wont work because everyone likes to get shit faced to the tilt once in a while and go HOGGIN! It's just a southern tradition of sorts...so how about going with a 1-20 ratio of buff babes to one slightly plump honey for those "special occations" 2. I would propose a fifth admendment at this time that all forms of supplements that enhance the physique or sexual performance for both sexes be not only legal but MANDATORY! - Cuts down on over population! 3. I would also propose that All votes in city council that end in a tie are voted upon in the manner of which babe gives the best blow job...by assigning a vote outcome to each babe and then having her give the council men/women hummers...based on the quality of this the councils choice as the best humstress, humster...then that will decide the issue at hand! ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1043 |
Oh help us all....where is this glorious place going to be located? ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 676 |
It would have to be somewhere right on the Alabama/Florida state line so you could call it something snazy like FLABAMA or ALAFLORA, shit like that. Sort of like Texarkana! Then when people come to town you can charge them to Stand in two states at one time! ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1156 |
I want to be the town doc. I want to be the only doc, my job would encompass all. ( I also need the right to put people to death for having arottencrotch. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 844 |
Our main export will be Slick's pubic mites. We can sucker some countries into buying them as pets. | ||
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Freak 
Posts: 1907 |
Everyone must learn the ancient art of proper marijuana cultivation and ingestion. Only 2 aardvarks per family-the scare I had in Malaysia of over 150 aardvarks every 10 feet will never happen again, their mating habits are worse than Slicks and Special Bills x 25. 4:20am and 4:20pm, everyone will stop what they are doing and smoke a bowl. Mr Muscle is the only one allowed to wear Pink Otomix. D Lady is the only one allowed to accompany me to the 24 hour video with her private school outfit on. Checkmate is the only person who has 2 houses, one for him and one for his ego. All intellectually stimulating classes will be taught by Special Bill since he almost scored perfect on his SAT. Thick Dog will be in charge of the Farm Animals and keeping Slickassbiatch in her cage. All must watch me(havoc) at least once a year do a leg workout so you can learn how to execute it properly. Moe Dank will head all marijuana ventures with myself as an advisor but he is and I repeat he is the chief. Rotten will be in charge of telling everyone they have a heart of gold(I swear he watches Annie everyday or something) Owning a plastic bong will result in instant death by smelling Slickassbiatchs gold dust. Lisa the Strong, Agent Shagwell and Sailor Girl will be in charge of proper anal techniques for the residents. More to come. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 178 |
i can be the town sheriff..if anyone breaks these laws ..they have to immediatly give me oral pleasure peace kb ------------------ "modus operandi" "hesitation is the mother of all regret" | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1255 |
naw...havoc is in charge of lighting for the rectal breakdancing sessions romeo will teach... | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1907 |
Special Bill will teach his specialty of ingniting his own fart and making the smoke spell goat herder. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 178 |
hey billy ..i have BA degree in rectal breakdancing ..i am going to get my masters now so i can teach peace kb | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 844 |
Romeo will also be in charge of cleaning the litter off of the streets. The only stipulation is that he has to pick up the trash with his rectum. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 178 |
hey you fuckers it takes talent to do such incredible acts ...and brains as well,...fuck..i will guarantee i am the best looking garbage man in the state
peace kb ------------------ "modus operandi" "hesitation is the mother of all regret" | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 119 |
We should get a cable channel and start our own "Church Of The Iron God". No kidding, it would be great and TAX DEDUCTABLE. I seriously want to do this. Make a church that worships the human body. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1156 |
HORSES FOR RENT HERE! QUOTE FROM THICKDAWG after renting one of my horses. "They are almost like LLamas, but you have to use a foot stool". | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 450 |
MILES-----TAX DEDUCTABLE THEYED BE THE GOVERMENT THERE WOULD BE NO TAXES.AT LEAST I WOULD HOPE NOT ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1104 |
I want to be the ring leader of the town's gang...."BiAAtchsW/glocks" ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1255 |
naw...more like "biatchsW/crabs"....killing them softly with genital warts.... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1104 |
naw...more like "BiAAAtchsw/ooziesbouttobustacapinSpecialBillsass" ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1255 |
only thang oozie on you is your infected belly button, lookin like a crusty butthole its uzi hard head | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1156 |
When renting one of my horses you can only carry a Desert Eagle. That's it that all! If needed I do provide foot stools. I also have a low belly harness for you women wanting to rent my Stallion. [This message has been edited by Checkmatebloated (edited October 04, 2000).] | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1104 |
nobody in town wants your stallion. |
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