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 I Need A New Woman
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Elite Bodybuilder 
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the one i have now is allright...gorgeous, intelligent, can dick ride...but she doesn't understand my sense of humor and why midgets are hysterical... i'm just so terribly afraid of being alone...will someone hold me...     | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1064 |
how could she not understand your sense of humor? i love it  ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1204 |
if only you weren't so old and used up... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 783 |
What a suprise! SlickAssBiatch is the first to come to Billy's aid. I think midgets make fine hood ornaments. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 476 |
What???! Migets??!! Wel heres a couple reasons why midgets are the best: 1-1/8th your size 2-can fit easily into most over head compartments 3-smaller, but still has some large anatomical features 4-funny  | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 604 |
GET YOU A BIG GIRL....they have great senses of humor and go that extra mile tours.fatgirls.com/index.shtml?284 [url] OR Get you a Russian girl..dragging them out of all that poverty, they'll laugh at anything you tell them to laugh at! ------------------ [This message has been edited by WODIN (edited October 03, 2000).] | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1064 |
Yeah Thich Dawg i was the first to come to my dram lovers aid..and look what he did...dissed my ass...o well. Fuck you Special Bill...no more Mrs. Nice Slick. I'm gonna start treating you like I treat that fuck head, Thick Dawg. Guess i am to old for you Billy Boy......... I wants gifts...lots of gifts...i deserve them.....hook a biaaaatch up... ------------------ | ||
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Moderator 
Posts: 1025 |
special_bill wants to get it on with an Oompa Loompa.  | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1001 |
Slick likes midgets! Just look at her ex-boyfriend. He's probably on his knees acting like a midget as we speak! I don't know why you guys are fighting the feeling Bill and Slick. Bills not that much of a stickboy, and Slick looks pretty OK after a few beers. Its a match made in Hell! ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1001 |
Slick, what day exactly is your birthday? ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1064 |
Rott- match made is hell. lmao It is two weeks and one day away...try to figure it out...dont strain your brain. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1204 |
those are all really good suggestions wodin...also, my girl now went ballastic when i said i was going on the captain insaneo cycle... damn why did i show her that shit....i need a hard head ganster bitch with lots of money... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1204 |
girl-im just playin...you not used up... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 783 |
What are you on crack, Bill? If I had a dollar for every dent Slick has in her bedpost, I'd be a billionaire. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 604 |
So slick you'll be 28 on the 18th of October? Did I read that right? Where do we mail the presents? Billy,NEVER EVER TELL A WOMAN about your business cause they just won't get it. You can bend over backwards for them and shit turds of gold...it doesn't matter, they will come back and slam you if they don't like something your doing so why take the chance. ------------------ | ||
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Freak 
Posts: 1857 |
Those are dents? ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1064 |
This Gangsta Biatch don�t have a bedpost. (Or a lot of money) Thank you. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1204 |
im just tryin to be nice...the girl is turning 27 soon.....thats a lot to deal with...i wont turn 27 for like 9 months...of course, being "the chosen one" i am cursed with never looking a day older than 18....its my cross, i will bear it... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 783 |
You mean to tell me you're now contaminting your kitchen counter instead? | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1204 |
for real though fellas- slopain had me all psyched about his woman giving him shots and rubbing down his oil lumps... dont even try it...she metamorphosized into havoc right in front of me and gave me the lecture of the century... "you allready are amazingly good looking" | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1857 |
I remember. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 604 |
Dude, she rocked you in the bag? OUCH!!!! Bummer man.... If you really like her, take her to a midget fair and see if you can get her to laugh a little. Then tell her you have totally laid off the gear and then just do what I do pop your stuff elsewhere. Like I said...no pins in my cushion so it's easy to sit at my desk and suck down a few abombs everyday... Hell half this mofo's in corp america have more meds than you can shake a stick at...bottles lined up on their desk and shit with schedules posted for dosages. Tighter than a gear head trying to peak man so the will never notice me and my little friends. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1001 |
My GF deals with it, but she doesn't like it. Nothing turns a woman off more than to watch you stick yourself, and then have a gusher all over her new bedspread. If your gonna do it, keep it to yourself and don't tell her. It might be lying, but you don't have to hear her bitch anymore about it. Tell her its the glutamine thats making you bigger. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1204 |
i told her to leave me alone or i would juice her dog and turn her beagle into a snarling rottweiler...she thought that was pretty funny and shut up for a little while.... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 783 |
I'm sure Rotten will gladly stick you in the ass. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1001 |
quote: Na, I'm having to much fun sticking you Thick, you little bitch! ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 604 |
Rotten, I honestly don't think it is lying when you don't volunteer information about something. See what working in corporate America will do for ya! We are all on a boat load of supps and stuff and of course the gear is the number one contributing factor however I would feel totally comfortable saying that creatine helps me out with my development. Ok...now I am laughing real hard.. BUT I WOULD SAY THAT WITH A STRAIGHT FACE REALLY I WOULD! ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 146 |
Ya'll have to cut this shit out I am about to piss on myself. |
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