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HIGH DIVE
The skill of pulling your johnson all the way out of your partner's hole, and in one motion jamming it home again. Best used in the CORN HOLE technique, but can be very dangerous.

SHOP-VAC
The act of making a chick inhale your hog from behind while you're "pulling the V" (see FRUIT BASKET, SILENCE OF THE LAMBS)

TEA BAG
The act of stuffing one's balls into the mouths of unsuspecting young girls to make them make a "wamuphm" noise.

ARABIAN GOGGLES
A seldom-seen manuever involving the testicles where the satchel is spread wide and palced on the face of the "ride", thus resting the balls in the gogglee's eye sockets

SAMOAN PILE DRIVER
A sexual position that occcurs when the woman's back and bed are perpindicular, but she is upside down (SEE ALSO FLOAT VALVE). The practitioner of the PILE DRIVER stands above the woman and points his shit due south, simply bending his knees for repeated bludgeoning. This process is repeated while screameing, "ABDAY ABDAY ABDAY, HA!" Repeat and Rinse.

CLEVELAND STEAMER
The act of leaving a shit stain on the rib cage of a woman while receiving penile pleasure from friction between the mammaries. (SEE ALSO HAWAIIN MUSCLE FUCK AND PASADENA MUDSLIDE)

HOT KARL
The act in which a woman sucks the cock of the same man who moments earlier was balls deep in her can. (See also CORN HOLE)

HOT KARL CANDY CANE
A variation of the above in which the man who is receiving the oral cock cleaning gives the woman a reach around. (See also SHOCKER)

DIRTY SANCHEZ
The act of fingering a chick's cornhole, and then wiping the deritus on her upper lip while banging her from behind, thus leaving a trail of shit moustached across her visage

TOPEKA DESTROYER
The act of vomiting directly onto some chick's head while she's performing fellatio (See also COLD LUNCH)

GREEK
The act of using your "glue stick" (if you know what I'm saying) and gluing your gal's eyes closed with your man seed. eg. "Hey guys, check it out, I just greeked her!" or "Sorry honey, but you asked for the greek salad".

DUTCH OVEN
Entrapping an unsuspecting sleeping partner in a world of ass odor by farting under the covers and pulling them over her head (and yours as well if you're into that sort of thing).

DUTCH TREAT
The unexpected result of a DUTCH OVEN gone terribly awry. Very messy. (see GAMBLING and LOSING)

BEEF CURTAIN
The skanked out remains of the labia after being stretched like Play-Doh from an hour of jimmy-jam. (see also BEEF DRAPES or MEAT TARP)

THE MOOSE
The sign given to a friend in hiding while in doggie style behind some chick. It is performed by placing both hands over the head, with palms facing out and waving wildly. Can be supplemented by shouting "Hey Rocky" (see also BULLWINKLE)

THE NIXON
A variation of the MOOSE in which you give two peace signs as your signal of dominance. May enhance the act by shaking jowls and yelling "I'm not a crook". This is considered very bold and is frowned upon for those with a modicum of decorum.

GLAZED DONUT
The act of taking a girl in the ass, pulling out, and spoo-ing all over her "pastry buns", thus transforming her rump into the allusion of an oversized, quivering glazed donut. (see also COP'S DELIGHT)

HOT LUNCH
The result of defecating a tube of shit directly into a young girl's mouth.

VEGETARIAN HOT LUNCH
A variation of the HOT LUNCH in which the "diner" stretches a piece of saran wrap over her mouth such that chewing (for texture) is possible, but no actual contact with waste product occurs (see DENTAL DAM)

KENNEBUNKPORT SURPRISE
The act of covertly filling your cheeks with chunky-style New England clam chowder, and screaming in disgust as you hurl it between your partners legs while chewing box

PAYING THE RENT
A position in which the woman is folded in half, knees above shoulders, while the man holds the balk of her calves and bangs ferociously.

PASADENA MUDSLIDE
The act of leaving a windy shit between the breasts of a woman while you straddle her neck for a blow job. (A close cousin to the CLEVELAND STEAMER)

DAVEY CROCKETT
A sexual manuever in which you slip a muscle relaxant into your gal's snizzpod, then slide your head in, thus wearing your partner's now-relaxed snatch-fur as a coonskin cap.

DONKEY PUNCH:
When anal sex is happening doggy style. The person in the back (aka the "pitcher") , upon getting close to orgasm, loudly bellows out "Hee-Haw" in the manner of a donkey, and punches the receiver in the back of the head, hard enough to cause them to pass out. This causes all muscles to involuntarily clench up, making it nice and tight for the puncher.

FROTHY WALRUS:
When a man is getting a blowjob. At the point of orgasm (assuming that the performer swallows) the blowee punches the blower in the stomach, causing the semen to shoot out there nose. If punching is too violent (but who are you kidding after you just did a donkey punch?) tell a very funny joke.

RODEO:
Have your friends hide in the closets in a room. While they are hidden, bring your partner in, and begin having sex doggy style. Hold on to your partners shoulders, and yell "RODEO!!" At this point, your friends will all jump out of the closets, and your job is to prevent your lay from squirming away.

CHILI DOG:
After removing penis from a particulalry excrement filled anus, rub it between a pair of tits.