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 now thats some funny shit!!!!
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
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>>>>>The Teabagging >>>>>=========== >>>>>The all time classic maneuver of tapping your cock on a chick's forehead >>>>>whilst she is sucking on your balls, and uttering the timeless phrase >>>>>Who's Your daddy?" >>>>> >>>>>The Houdini >>>>>======== >>>>>Going at it doggy-style until you are just about to come, then pull out >>>>>and spit on her back so she thinks that you have. When she turns around >>>>>a blast is unleashed into her face and she is left shocked and amazed, >>>>>wondering how you managed it. >>>>> >>>>>The Angry Dragon >>>>>============= >>>>>Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back >>>>>of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look >>>>>like an angry dragon. >>>>> >>>>>Cum Guzzling Sperm Burping Bitch >>>>>============================= >>>>>The once in a lifetime act of blowing a hot steamy load down the back of >>>>>a girl's throat and then proceeding to give her a large cold bottle of >>>>>your favorite carbonated drink, making her guzzle it down. Then, shake >>>>>her head vigorously back and forth to create the Cum Guzzling, Sperm >>>>>Burping effect. A great way to impress your friends. >>>>> >>>>>Dirty Sanchez >>>>>========== >>>>>A time honored event in which while laying the bone doggy-style, you >>>>>insert your finger into her asshole. You then pull it out and wipe it >>>>>across her upper lip, leaving a thin shit mustache. This makes her look >>>>>like someone whose name is Dirty Sanchez. >>>>> >>>>>The Donkey Punch >>>>>============= >>>>>Banging a girl doggy style and then moments before you cum, you stick >>>>>your dick in her ass and then punch her in the back of the neck. The >>>>>blow to the neck will stun the muscles in the female's ass, which will >>>>>constrict the penis and give you a tremendous orgasmic experience when >>>>>you ejaculate. >>>>> >>>>>The Flaming Amazon >>>>>=============== >>>>>This one's for all you pyromaniacs out there. When you're >>>>>screwing some chick, right when your about to cum, pull out and quickly >>>>>grab the nearest lighter and set her pubes on fire, then...extinguish >>>>>the flames with your jizz! >>>>> >>>>>The Flying Camel >>>>>============= >>>>>A personal favorite. As she is lying on her back and you are hammering >>>>>her on your knees, you very carefully move forward and prop yourself >>>>>(without using your arms) on your dick while it is still inserted in her >>>>>vertical seafood taco. You then proceed to flap your arms and let out a >>>>>long shrieking howl, much like a flying camel. Strictly a classy move. >>>>> >>>>>The Screwnicorn >>>>>=========== >>>>>When a dyke puts her strap-on dildo on her forehead and proceeds to go >>>>>at her partner like a crazed unicorn. >>>>> >>>>>The Zombie Mask >>>>>============ >>>>>While getting head from your favorite, unsuspecting, trash-barrel whore, >>>>>tell her you want her to look right up at you with those "pretty little >>>>>eyes" when you blow your load. Then, just when you're ready to spew a >>>>>good weeks worth of goo, blast that hefty load in both eyes. This >>>>>temporary state of blindness will produce the zombie effect as she >>>>>stumbles around the room with arms outstretched, and moaning like the >>>>>walking dead ------------------     | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 89 |
i don't know if that was the funniest thing i heard all day or the stupidist... peace ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 255 |
FUNNY AS SHIT. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 103 |
Justin: It was both. One way or the other I laughed my ass off. |
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