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 The funniest thing! Little shit in the gym story.
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 121 |
Well I had to share this story with you guys. This board has been full up with miserable shit. So here's some funny shit. There's these guys in my year that go to the gym. (Kids). They are not too bad, all below 70 kilos.... too cut, you know the sort. Well today, I went to the gym early, I normally meet my friend later. Anyway one of them was traing. He had this fucking 'gangster rap' shit on, struting around with no top like he owned the fucking place. He looks at me like 'don't fuck w/ me!'. Well anyway, it's my chest day. I do about 120 kilos more or less. Anyway his girlfriend is with him and I think she was looking at me and liked me. She's good looking so I smile at her. The problem is this guy see's what's going on and scowls at me, I just laugh. So eventually I'm doing my one rep max so ask her to spot for me (I only went up 20kgs so I knew she'd not have to do much). She does this and he's really pissed. She's obviuosly impressed and this bloke knows it. Now he come's over and ask's if he can 'work in'. Without unloading the bar, without asking anyone to spot he lets out a cry and pulls the bar of the hinges. Now bear in mind, I doubt whether he could do half this load. Next minute smack. Bar lands on his face and bust's his nose. I roll the bar of him and blood everywhere. He's screaming more than ever! So he goes to the hospital. It's a horrible thing to say, but I pissed myself laughing. And I got his girlfriends number. What do yo'all reckon I ring her later? Hehe ------------------     | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 141 |
I'd call her. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 72 |
LOL! I know I've always told people to ignor these types with their attitudes but that is one funny story. Especially as you didn't even have to retaliate. I'd definately give the chick a call as well (rub some salt in) and if you don't I'm also in the UK so give it me, HAHAHAH! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 57 |
HAHAHA thats messed up. Give the girl a call though, ask her if the boyfriends ok and make it sound like you give a shit. Then get in her pants!! -------------------- First Believe, Then Acheive | ||
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Cool Novice 
Posts: 13 |
if you don't call her ,you are not a real MAN! She is waiting for you so she can drop the loser! | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 315 |
You ask if you should call? Damn I would have by now. If nothing more than general principle. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 104 |
Call her. Definatly call her. Thats one funny ass story. Just so my dumb ass knows for common knowledge could someone tell me how many kilos are equivalant to 1 lb? | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 449 |
Call her...and do it quick...your still the man...and I'm sure she's getting sick of hearing her boy friend whine.....what a "bloke'...love the lingo baby  | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 83 |
buuuuuuuuuuuuuuullshit... buuuuuuuuuuuuuuullshit... everyone chant, buuuuuuuuuuuuuuullshit... buuuuuuuuuuuuuuullshit... sorry but the # thing is one step too far, i don't believe it. it's now become tradition for me to chant bullshit when i don't believe something... nothing personal... ------------------ "hey my ego comes from years and years of dedicated work..while all u other assholes where out drinking and screwing i was in the gym" Mr. Muscle "because I'm a genius" Sakuragi "muscle failure... and one more." Some guy "BITCH! You can't do this to me!" Silvio | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 297 |
I was wondering who was gonna call Bull! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 1144 |
i think his signature is funny: Julez | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 979 |
Whether its bullshit or not, you need to fuck her in the ass on your first date! ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 308 |
i second the fuck her in the ass ive been trying to get more ass sex out of the GF myself | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 979 |
Dread, you gotta get em really drunk. Break out the Everclear and try it. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 727 |
Call her, cum in her ear, then call her a deaf whore. | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 38 |
I second the bs chant. this story is the most fake story I have ever heard. well not really but it is up there. may be the smile thing was real but on earth no girl would spot a guy if her boyfriends right there. only if it was her dad or something. It is funny though but if a bar fell on a guy that was over 135 it would break more than just a nose. next time make a story about squats. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1106 |
I say screw her fall in love with her and let her do the same thing to you., This is the exact reason God chose a virgin to have his child. Women are vindictive. Key work in second syllable. They like it and will screw any body over to get it. Man what a play on word. God did not want to get involved with a hoe. Now me on the other hand I want a hoe. I am not god. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 267 |
CALL HER THEN DO THE HIBITY DIBITY WITH HER. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 121 |
All you guys that say BS. 1/ I don't care 'coz you've got no dicks. Have a nice day The truth triumphs again! ------------------ |
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