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 ELITE BETWEEN THE SHEETS
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Elite Bodybuilder 
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ok, maybe Lisa and Monster are waiting for this thread to reply..
[This message has been edited by ~~~SlickassBiatch~~~ (edited October 02, 2000).]     | ||
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Freak 
Posts: 1876 |
The Po Pos eh? Got some Saturday night, it was pretty good, she didnt want to use a condom but I insisted, Last time I didnt wrap up was in 1995, damn I am safe. ------------------ | ||
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Moderator 
Posts: 1037 |
uninspiring 3 way on fri... serious play from a lesbian couple on sat that just resulted in a phone number after about 1/2 hour of making out.  | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 642 |
I spent the weekend making love to a heating pad! It was my best friend.... I got a sore trap from using one of those damn mantaray things on the squat rack Friday, dug into my back. ... My wife did not like me this weekend since she was hornier than cat in heat! And I was like not again..I'm just too damn sore... Slick if you bounced up and down hard enough I think you could pop a nut...just watch out for all that Gold Dust flying around. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 817 |
Went to a strip joint Saturday night, watched a Hustler covergirl poor hot wax all over her body, offered a fat stripper a dollar to put her clothes back on, went home and choked the chicken. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1077 |
hahaha Thick Dawg had to choke the chicken, so even after the gifts and shit, ya still didnt get laid? hehehe! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 817 |
My girlfreind and her freinds actually accompanyied me to the strip joint but they had been drinking all day and passed out in the car on the way home. SO I decided to play a a couple of games of 5 on 1 when I got home. Would you like some more explicit details? | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1077 |
yeah, give me details. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 817 |
Very well, where do I begin? I had about 40 factory workers sporting forklifts hoist my mighty cock up off the ground and slowly drive back and forth. After about 5 minutes of this, I reached my climactic point and proceeded to flood the Everglades with my kids. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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quote: You should be nicer to your mom, how can you tell her fat ass to put her clothes back on? I'm sure you didn't need to choke your chicklet, your mom would've put out for you if you would have asked. She does for all of us! ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 817 |
Rotten, when is your pregnant girlfriend going to squirt out my kid? | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1228 |
i got plenty from my girlfriend, so it doesn't count... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 817 |
That's funny Bill, Slick said she got none. Who's doing the lying? | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1023 |
Aren't you sterile Thick? I thought they did that with all llama molesters. I showed my GF a pic of you, she hasn't stopped laughing yet. Something about the smallest fireman she's ever seen, and how god-damn ugly you are. You understand ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
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NO ACTION HERE. I BROKE UP WITH MY GF OF 3 YEARS. I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO ACT. I KNOW WHAT I WANT.. WOMAN WISE, BUT DAMN, I WANT SOME COMPANY. I GOT 1 NUMBERS YESTERDAY.. CALLED HER THIS MORNING... GOT LUNCH SET UP... I CALL MY DENTAL ASSISTANT CHICK THAT HAS BEEN HITTING ON ME FOR A COUPLE YEARS... ANOTHER LUNCH... SHE COULD USE A PLATE OF DNP THOUGH! THEN I WENT TO THE BEAUTY SUPPLY SHOP AND GOT SOME WAX FOR THE CHEST, AND INVITED THE CHICK TO HELP ME OUT WITH IT. SHE SAID YES..DAMN... TOO EASY.. WHEN I WENT OUT LAST NIGHT THOUGH... IT SEEMED SOME OF THE WOMAN WERE SCARED BECAUSE OF MY SIZE...WHAT IS UP WITH THAT??... WHEN I WAS ABOUT 230 IT WAS GREAT... NOW THAT I HIT 260...THEY LOOK AT ME LIKE A GORRILA... OH WELL..... JUST BS-ING... TOLD YA'LL I NEED COMPANY... AT LEAST I HAVE ELITE!!! ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 400 |
i masturbated 2wice | ||
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Moderator
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Why Frack why?  don't you think it's sad that I got more play than you? hehehe | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 400 |
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 196 |
I had a dream that me and slick were going at it this weekend!!! MAN what a dream!!! I woke up at 4 am horny as a MOFO!!! so i tore my g/f's pussy up!!! ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 400 |
Note: It may have to do with the fact that I haven't gone out in appx. 2 months. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1023 |
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Pro Bodybuilder
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I HAD MY USUAL SATURDAY GIRL AND THEM MY SUDAY NIGHT GIRL........I LOVE THE WEEKENDS. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1077 |
Shut up Rotten! Bgriff knows i am a WOMAN. THANK YOU Did you really have a dream about me? no. You guys SUCK. YOU were all B-O-R-I-N-G.No good reports..... you guys suck. SlickassBiatch gets the freak award. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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Slick you ARE a freak! ------------------ | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 1037 |
... you would think that since i was fingering two girls at the same time i would get it.. oh well.
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 400 |
MAY I ASK WHERE THE *FUCK* YOU PEOPLE GO TO FIND THESE WOMEN? CLUBS OR WHAT?!??!?! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1077 |
JohnnyO - did you almost bust a nut? if so then maybe we are tied. Try harder next week, i wont be in the runnin for a while...so let me claim this one. you know my celibancy thing... | ||
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Moderator
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Frack this was in a gay club, the girls were a couple, and we were very drunk, and when I'm drunk I tend to flirt with everyone I find remotely attractive. They wanted to come home with me, however my partner was getting mad at me so I had to be a good husband and stop, however not before I got their phone number. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 395 |
I didn't get shit.... | ||
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Cool Novice 
Posts: 48 |
A plate of DNP...lol. Too much. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 148 |
slicky, my little thread on the board contains a story, maybe not as funny as thick dawgs, or as bizarre as some other peoples, but it was fun as hell for me. I had fun this weekend and wrote it for your literary pleasure. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 196 |
"YES IT IS TRUE" I really did!!! ------------------ | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1552 |
I know I am a little late on this one, but I have been busy here at work all week, and unlike most of you I do have a life to carry on. LOL Anyhow, I had plain sex friday night, none Saturday, but made up for it twice in the Am on Sunday. Once when we woke up and again in the afternoon when we got in the shower together, then one more plain sex session at night before bed! Since then I have been wore the fuck out! |
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