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 Guys, I lied about work being boring.
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Guru 
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You should have seen what just came into my work group. I am still lightheaded! She is going to be in my group, thank god I am not the boss. scale of 1:10, 15 conservatively.     | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
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 DETAILS MAN! DETAILS!------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
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Lay on the charm there CHesty boy  | ||
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Guru
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She is about 5'10, 5'11, no ring or tan line on that special finger, black hair, straight, past shoulders, lips are luscious, eyes have a hint of evil in them, she may have portuguese in her. Damn she sits two rows away shielded from my view. She weights about 130, legs are very long, nice size rack, now I am excited, getting quite warm in here. Hopefully she don't have a boyfriend either, that would be stylin. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
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 Hmmm...Find out if she is from the Virgin Islands, If she is then don't mention my name!------------------ | ||
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Guru
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Just a fantasy, like my job more than that, if you know what I mean. Besides you the one for me. | ||
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Freak 
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I bet if you tell her she is "stylin" that it would guarantee an instant bang. ------------------ | ||
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Guru
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Yeah, it will either work or get me wrote up. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
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"a hint of evil in her eyes" ah baby. Watch yourself there sugar....might be one of Dr.Evil's goons. Work it Chesty ..work it baby | ||
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Guru
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We'll see. Like I said, like my job more than tail. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
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Don't jump on her right there CHesty...but you can certainly be friendly, she is new there "befriend" her my dear  | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
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How ironic would it be if it turned out to be Agent Shagwell? | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
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Nahh...born blonde...always will be | ||
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Guru
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Well, as Al Bundy did one time, he gave Peg a blonde wig, told her to put it on and threw her over his shoulder and carried her upstairs. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
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I like to sport wood around the new chicks in the office. Sometimes I rest my coffee cup on the woody protruberance at the front of my khakis. "Nice pants." | ||
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Guru
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I had a girl grab my ass once, when I worked at Raytheon, maybe she'll do that. Naaa, that would be too much to ask for. What if it really was shaggs, I mean she does know about places in Everett and Seattle. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
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Well I am an international women of mystery...I have various "assignments" that are top secret........hhmmmmm | ||
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Guru
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Then, it would be my good fortune, yours too. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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Be careful that she does'nt ram a tracking device up your ass, Chesty. Those spys are sneaky, not to mention kinky. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
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Ohh Thick...not to worry Chesty..I'll be gentle if you ask nicely baby | ||
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Guru
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How about you ask and I will be gentle and I won't put it where it don't belong. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
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Try that line on the new chick and you might get in a little trouble at work....such talk for a "nice" guy huh..... | ||
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Guru
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Yeah, such talk, I can play with the best of 'em, I just choose not too. Besides I was talking about the homing device, what were you thinking of? | ||
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Guru
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Get this, they sat her next to some fat ass geek, go figure. Now he gets to talk to her all day and doesn't even need an excuse. My lead didn't even introduce her to us, what a dork. I quite, gonna go join the monestary. Save me Ms. Shagwell, I'm doomed. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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Well, you'll definitely find out if it's Shagwell now. She'll be all over him. She likes to get down and dirty with those fatasses. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
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Oh Chesty...I'll save you....first things first...I need specs ( or the sorrounds that is) location of her to you...witnesses....possible rondevue sites....etc... | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
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chesty, it's best to remain aloof. The hotties expect you to salivate. Don't do the expected. [This message has been edited by Weapon X (edited October 02, 2000).] | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
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Weapon...remain aloof?? No...then you just look stupid...not to notice reveals to a women one of 3 things: 1-Your stupid 2-She's not worth noticing 3-Your gay | ||
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Guru
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Here be the specs, I live in Everette, WA. It is cold, rainy and cloudy all the time, I work for boeing which is about pro active on harassment as you can be, just say you look nice gets you in trouble. We got no resteruants, no clubs, two malls and a shit load of mountains. Now I like to four wheel, but most woman don't. How about I fly out there and you save me. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
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Chesty...was asking for work specs....I thought you lived in Arizona?...need to change you profile hon...trying to get you a game plan for this new honey.....I have family that live in Seattle...Washington is a beautiful state...tons of microbreweries...to much temptation...evil evil evil | ||
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Guru
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My house is in AZ, I work in Everett at Boeing as a Contract Stress Engineer. That why profile says AZ, but just for you I can change to current location. New intel boys and girls, she is from Montreal, Canada, first time as a shopper (contractor) worked at Bombardier for 8 years, I worked there as well, wonder why I didn't see her. Must be single and no boyfriends at least serious since she moved to here by herself, speaks French as well as English. Still haven't talked to her yet, but I got the in with working at same place. |
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