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 AGENT SHAGWELL, a question about girlz
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| Author | Topic: AGENT SHAGWELL, a question about girlz | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
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What can I do for Dread Lady in order to show her I care? I bought her t3/clen, she liked it, sorta. So I go and get her tougne pierced, that made her happy. Perhapes I could take her for a new body piercing every weekend.    | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
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sorry i am new to the chat board but hey go to the basics: go to her place and if you can get in then park your car out of site. cook her favorite meal and get some candles and take the phone off the hook..get a few flowers and get some petals and sprinkle them outside the door where she can see them...thats if you really care..dont do it if you dont..good girls are hard to find..chivalry is dead because women shot it ------------------
knowledge = power  | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 305 |
Dread Lady is a good girl gone bad. I caused it! (:-) [This message has been edited by Dread Lord Good Guy (edited October 01, 2000).] | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 294 |
1.) While she's asleep, repaint her entire car with black gloss nail polish. 2.) Shave your back and palms. 3.) Always climax first: it lets her know she is doing a good job. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 305 |
beat her like a dead horse to eh | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 219 |
umm u think.. ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 305 |
cactus jack wants to work out with us tonight probley found out its going to be leg day, i think we should rip him out hard on squats, | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 449 |
Dyno....cheesy Weapon...lol Dread....you need a leason on how to be an international man of mystery huh.....well let me think....the key is fun....plan a day...get some tickets for her favorite sporting event, Miami Dolpin game, spend the morning going jet skiing at the beach, go for some tailgating at the game, get some beers and peanuts, on the way home get your game on, arrive home pop in an Austin Powers flick...and shag her like a minx P.S. Additional accessories may include, but are not limited to: | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
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i think u should consider agent shagwell's advice, muaha. cactus jack in my pants ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 305 |
i am going to get her some sust250, then she can let me use it | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 219 |
only if i can inject it in your rectum ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 305 |
i been wondering if that fool u were talking about really did inject in his rectum wtf, the only thing going into my rectum is ur tounge (hope she doesnt read this) | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 978 |
Wait til she falls asleep and jerk off on her eyes, so it glues her eyes shut. Then set the house on fire. She won't be able to see to get out of the burning house, so run in the house, get her, and save her. That way you can say you would run into a burning house to save her. She'll know you really care! ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 305 |
I've been wanting to have anal sex with her and pee in her ass when I am done. She don't seem to down with dat though. Actully if I mentian it she stops feeding me for awile. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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Dread, your too nice of a guy. Women want to be smacked around some, it let's em know you still care enough to hit em. "Get in there and make me a turkey pot pie, bitch!" ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 727 |
Nothing shows true love like a vaccuum and dustpan with her name engraved on them. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 978 |
Thick Dog is speaking the truth! ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 551 |
Skip that dust pan shit. A vacume should be more than enough! If you get the dust pan, just skip the vac and go with a basic broom. save some $$ and buy yourself some more Sust! ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 449 |
I'll give you a broom...up your ass...someone needs to beat you like a red headed step child | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 551 |
Gee shagg, I was just messing with Dread, he knows it. I am an orphan and that really hurts. Both my parents died in a car crash when I was young and I spent most of my youth going from foster home to foster home ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 449 |
Wodin...lolololol...do you have red hair too? My bad sugar  | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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LOL!!! ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 551 |
I have really dark black hair. Black as pitch, black as midnight. ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 449 |
Black...huh like I like my coffee and my men  | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 305 |
When she goes away on trips and comes back the first thing I say is, "feed me." The second is, "when are you going to clean the house, its a fucking mess." The thrid, "I need some clean clothes could you wash and fold them." O shit she gets so pisst. I do it now just to watch the reaction. Sometimes she will chase me around with the engraved broom. I told her this morning I would clean the kitchen up, I still havent. She will be home in a bit, I wonder if I can get her to do it. She bought this game called Diablo2 3 months ago. IT does not run on her pc cause I need to spend a few yrs fixing w2k. I been promising to get it running on her computer, but I still havent. The reason being, why distract her from all those important cleaning jobs. I need to get her an engraved vacumm for Xmas, along with some (AutoX) racing tires for my car. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 305 |
Black cock for Shaggwell? | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 551 |
I do have a slightley dark complection shaggy. What color hair you have? I don't appreciate you and Rotten laughing at the misfortunes I have experienced in life! I can understand it coming from Rotten, he is under the influence of Gold Dust and has been Ranger Rumped to death by Havoc and Thick Dawg. You I don't get, I thought you were a standup kind fo person, you know, a bit of alright and all that thang. ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 449 |
Wodin..I am baby..i am ...just trying ot get a rise out of you thats ll ...for shits and giggles baby ...I blonde baby Dread...ever see movie "Airplane"? | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 305 |
I just reamber O.J. being in it. Do I need to go rent it? Have you seen the movie "Leaving Las Vegas"? I wish I could down liquar like that! | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 449 |
Yes rent it....classic film....nto as good as Austin Powers I or II, but they can't all be winners now Anyhow...in that film this little boy maybe 6 yrs old) goes up to this little girl on the plane and asks her if she wants coffe and she says yes and hes says "how do you like it" she replies "I like my coffee like I like my men, black" | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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Wodin I think your a piece of shit. I think its funny about your parents. Thats what you get for talking about my mom! ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 727 |
Yes, Wodin, your a piece of shit. Don't talk about Rotten's mom. Just fuck her, like the rest of us. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 219 |
i really dont like this thread/. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 978 |
quote: It doesn't matter if you like it or not, you need to be in the bedroom making babies! Then get your ass up and make Dread something to eat, the mans gotta eat. After that you should knit him a sweater of something. With women today, no wonder JohnnyO is gay ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 219 |
yessuh massuh......jus' don't beat me no mo'/....... ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 978 |
Now your learning. I'll have you whipped into shape for Dread before he even gets home. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 219 |
yea, it seems kinda funny until u realize IT;S TRUE ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1144 |
bring your little manic depressive ass on down to bama.... | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 305 |
I just told her I want a fucking sweater. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1144 |
your amature attempts at misogyny are ludicrous.... | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 219 |
is misogyny the hatred of women ? ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 264 |
quote: ROTTEN YOU MY FRIEND ARE A SICK ASS MOFO. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 305 |
Treat women with respect and you will be called a misogynist. Anyone who criticizes women is a misogynist. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 305 |
Pretend to treat your wife as a rational creature. It may surprise her at first, but she'll appreciate it. On the other hand, she may burst out crying - thinking you're drunk again. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 219 |
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