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WODIN

Pro Bodybuilder

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From:I have been here since the beginning of time.
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posted September 30, 2000 03:37 PM

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I'll Start (Please Add your favorite real or make up your own! Fun for the whole family!)

My Favs...
Edward Penis Hands
Fat Liners - They're dead. They're Fat. They're Horny!
Ball Street!
The Cocketeer!

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"Marge, I said Wooo Hoo!"Homer Simpson


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Rex37

Amateur Bodybuilder

Posts: 104
From:Philly, PA, USA
Registered: Sep 2000

posted September 30, 2000 03:39 PM

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I know what you sucked last summer.


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Frackal

Pro Bodybuilder

Posts: 365
From:THE VOID
Registered: Sep 2000

posted September 30, 2000 03:46 PM

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I love pornos. They crack me up. Especially the ones that try and have a storyline.
"Oh I'm hungry. Let's fuck"
"Oh I have an itch on my back. Let's fuck"
"Oh I dropped this on the floor. Let me bend over so you can enter me from behind."
"Oh hi. Nice to meet you. Let's fuck."

The funniest porno I've ever seen was one that me and 'that' girl watched after closing at work. We found it sticking out of the backpack of one of the mexican illegals and borrowed it. It was called "Butt Pumpers 2" and was so cheesy it literally had the time and date in the bottom corner and the camera man kept sticking his hand around and feeling the girls during closeups. LOLOLOL Ohh too funny.


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Dirk Diggler

Pro Bodybuilder

Posts: 493
From:32.8� N 97.0� W
Registered: Jul 2000

posted September 30, 2000 03:48 PM

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honey i blew everybody
honey i blew everybody again


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WODIN

Pro Bodybuilder

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posted September 30, 2000 03:51 PM

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Best line in a Porno:

couple peeking over the fence to see another couple banging away.....

"I'd know that ass anywhere! That's the mayors wife!"


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Latimer

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posted September 30, 2000 04:06 PM

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Forrest Humps and Saving Ryan's Private.


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Si|vio

Amateur Bodybuilder

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From:...
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posted September 30, 2000 04:09 PM

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Shaving Ryan's Privates
Snatch Adams
Star Whores
XXX files

list goes on...

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"hey my ego comes from years and years of dedicated work..while all u other assholes where out drinking and screwing i was in the gym" Mr. Muscle

"because I'm a genius" Sakuragi

"muscle failure... and one more." Some guy

"BITCH! You can't do this to me!" Silvio


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scott825

Elite Bodybuilder

Posts: 938
From:Norfolk,VA
Registered: Apr 2000

posted September 30, 2000 04:20 PM

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"Good will humping"

"Fuckzilla"

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Weights before dates

Bros before Hos

SIG EP 4 LIFE!


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Sexual Mustard

Amateur Bodybuilder

Posts: 56
From:my mom
Registered: Sep 2000

posted September 30, 2000 06:47 PM

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Pulp Friction


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ALL-NATURAL-JUICE

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Posts: 267
From:created in a lab to be the perfect being.
Registered: Sep 2000

posted September 30, 2000 08:13 PM

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when harry wet sally,
forrest hump,
the firmer,
juranal park


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The Dude

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Posts: 427
From:Owensboro, KY
Registered: Jun 2000

posted September 30, 2000 08:17 PM

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Star Whores: Episode I: The Penile Menace

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Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.


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Weapon X

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Posts: 297
From:Earth, Milky Way Galaxy
Registered: Sep 2000

posted September 30, 2000 09:13 PM

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Titty Slickers
Rain Woman


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Stumpy

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From:the SF Bay area
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posted September 30, 2000 09:17 PM

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"The Joy Fuck Club": I saw it my freshman year with a bunch friends from my dorm. A true classic. Oh yeah, some of the "actresses" were not even Asian, so they used really bad make-up to make them look 'Oriental'.


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buckydingdong

Amateur Bodybuilder

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From:Tennessee
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posted September 30, 2000 09:39 PM

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Schindler's Fist

I've actually watched The Cockateer...it is the cheesiest thing i've ever seen. ONe "actress" has horrible scars on her breasts from implants, which is a disgrace. plus a guy in it is getting head, and he says "Oooh, sucks equals mc squared" ....i'm just wait for the right girl to come along so i can try out that suave move.


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Sexual Mustard

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From:my mom
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posted October 01, 2000 12:12 AM

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oh yeah don't forget Geriatric Park (if you're into that kinda stuff)!


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seeseerider

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From:,canada
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posted October 01, 2000 02:25 AM

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about 15 years ago....genital hospital!!


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Weapon X

Amateur Bodybuilder

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posted October 01, 2000 02:49 AM

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American Booty


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FLEXMEX

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From:the vagina
Registered: Jun 2000

posted October 01, 2000 02:56 AM

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CUM BUTTERED CORNHOLES
STREET MEAT
RAMBONE 1 2 3

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GOD DAMN...ITS GOOD TO BE ME !
some succeed because they are destined to.Most succeed because they are determined to.


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1-body

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From:baton rouge, La.
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posted October 01, 2000 03:20 AM

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"The Scope"
"Take My Hot Seed"
"Deep Throat II"
I haven't seen part one but i know its old...
it is my fathers but it still gives a good nut...haha

1-body


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FLEXMEX

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From:the vagina
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posted October 02, 2000 12:15 PM

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TOP CUN
JURRASSIC PORK
ANACONDA

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GOD DAMN...ITS GOOD TO BE ME !
some succeed because they are destined to.Most succeed because they are determined to.


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Mr H

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posted October 02, 2000 06:17 PM

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Michael J. Cox


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ALL-NATURAL-JUICE

Amateur Bodybuilder

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posted October 02, 2000 07:46 PM

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RUMBLE IN THE JUNGLE
EBONY HOE DOWN
CREAM 3
I KNOW WHO YOU FUCKED LAST SUMMER
ENEMY OF THE SLUT



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finallygotlayed

Amateur Bodybuilder

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From:IL
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posted October 02, 2000 08:14 PM

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HEY MUSTARD, hell yeah, PULP FRICTION. me and my bro's were watchin that one when we were in HS, and the dudes mom came in and watched it with us, funny ass shit. "Oh my god chris, what's he doin to her, I never let your dad do anything like that." lol

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This post was brought to you by someone formerly known as Cantgetlayed.


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Weapon X

Amateur Bodybuilder

Posts: 297
From:Earth, Milky Way Galaxy
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posted October 02, 2000 08:16 PM

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The Sperminator.


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BIG RICK ROCK

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posted October 02, 2000 09:48 PM

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JURRASIC PORK


FORREST HUMP

THE FIRM

GLADHEATEHER


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superdave

Amateur Bodybuilder

Posts: 89
From:San Fernando Valley, circa 1977.
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posted October 02, 2000 10:18 PM

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GLAD-HE-ATE-HER, Holy shit thats funny Big Rick.....you just made that one up yourself didnt you cuz no one in the porn industry is that fuckin creative. LOL

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Chesty/Dirk 2000


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Sailor_Girl

Amateur Bodybuilder

Posts: 89
From:Hartford, WI
Registered: Sep 2000

posted October 02, 2000 10:27 PM

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American Hair Pie
Halloweenie

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-Let the Journey Begin

-"Let's talk about sex baby! Let's talk about you and me!" Salt n' Peppa


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pauly

Amateur Bodybuilder

Posts: 178
From:Detroit, Mi. (go Lions !)
Registered: Jun 2000

posted October 02, 2000 10:56 PM

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Facesitter 1 & 2

My favorite "Cookoo for cocoa cocks"

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They come, they cum........then they leave.


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T Bone

Amateur Bodybuilder

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posted October 03, 2000 02:54 AM

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FACE JAM


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