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 WHO ALL HAS NAMES FOR VARIOUS PEOPLE AT THEIR GYM?
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Elite Bodybuilder 
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MY WORKOUT PARTNER AND I GIVE NAMES TO VARIOUS PEOPLE AT THE GYM.HERE ARE A FEW.
BELOS-ARABIAN LOOKING FUCK FROM ONE OF THE MIDDLE EASTERN COUNTRIES WHO LIKES TO STARE AT ME,WORKS WITH MY GIRLFRIEND AND ALSO PUT 2 FIVE POUNDERS ON THE DECLINE BENCH AND STRUGGLED.NO LIE.2 10 POUNDERS ON THE LEG PRESS AS WELL. SIGFREID AND ROY-SIGFREID IS A BIG BLACK DUDE WITH GOOD DENSITY TALKS JUST LIKE MIKE TYSON.HIS PARTNER,ROY, IS A 150 POUND MIDDLE AGED WHITE DUDE WHO NEVER SAYS A WORD BUT IS ALWAYS RIGHT BESIDE OF HIM NO MATTER WHAT.
PANTY WASTE-FAGGOTY LOOKING TRAINER WEIGHS A SOLID 150 AND HAS BEEN WORKING OUT FOR 10 YEARS.ALL NATURAL TO THE POINT OF NOT EATING ANYTHING UNLESS IT COMES FROM A NATURAL FOOD STORE.WENT TO A CLUB WITH HIM ONCE.FUCKER PROCEEDED TO WASH HIS SHOES AFTER WE GOT BACK SAYING THAT THE NICOTINE IS ALL OVER THEM.ALSO DOESNT SQUAT OR DEADLIFT.DOES 12 STES OF 12.ONCE DID 42 SETS FOR SHOULDERS.WORKS WORTHLESS MUSCLES SUCH AS TIBIALIS.A TRUE PANTY WASTE. ROOSTER MCFUCK-FUCKER WITH A ROOSTER HAIRCUT.CURLY AND THICK ON TOP SHAVE ON THE SIDES.ALWAYS TALKING TO US TRYING TO JUMP IN OUR SETS.HIS SISTER IS UGLY AS FUCK TOO. BACK DOOR BOYS-WIFE BEATER WEARING FUCKS WHO ACT ALL MACHO WITH THEIR 170 POUND PHYSIQUES.JOKES.
MORE WILL COME WHEN I THINK OF THEM...........NOW DO YOU GUYS DO THE SAME THING AND NAME SOME OF THE MEMBERS AT YOUR GYM? ------------------ HEAVEN IS THE BACKSEAT OF MY CADILLAC.      | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 163 |
yo yo whats up beast ..hell yeah i have some names ..to name a few
forward should --some juice head ..who looks like an idiot cause his shoulders ..come forward so far...that his chest caves in
------------------ "modus operandi" "hesitation is the mother of all regret" | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 399 |
1. The Always Frustrated Motherfucker Who Still Doesn't Weigh 200 Pounds Natural Despite His Slow But Steady Progress And Is Becoming Quite Insane With The Frustration Of It All And Has Self Esteem Issues And Takes Ephedrine Hence The Reason He's Already Sweating When He Walks In And The One Who Will One Day Be Bigger Than All The Motherfuckers There. (guess who I'm talking about  | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 58 |
Fuck yeah! My training partner and I have practically named our entire gym! Here are some: Mass Monster (aka Jersey Boy who posts on these boards): Biggest mother fucker in our gym. Smooth Monster: Fat High School kid who always wears tank tops and thinks he is the shit. Hangs around with his "Cronies", who are "ugly kid" and "club kid." "ugly kid" is self-explanatory, whilst "club kid" is always wearing the tightest shirts possible, as if he were going clubbin'. Stick Monster: Really skinny high school kid. Asian Justice: Punk ass guy who tries to compete with me for strength, only to have me kick his ass. Asian Revenge: A guy who looks like Asian justice. Asian Democracy: Yet another yellow man (I'm yellow myself, hence "sexual mustard," so don't think I'm dissin' asians) Hawaiian Pump: This 30-yr-old Hawaiian (don't know for sure) dude who's pretty ripped. Johnny McSquat: This old guy who does a lot of power movements and grunts funny on every rep. Baby Blue: This punk kid who always wears the same fucking powder blue shirt at the gym. He stares at us funny and grunts like he's having sex. Heinrich: Tall, blonde german looking guy with decent upper body, but sticks for legs. Husband/wife duo: They're not really married , but we thought so. They always work out together, and she always wears tight shorts that show off her bitchin' camel toe. Blonde Slut: This hot-ass fitness chick who flirts with everyone every fucking morning. She's always nipping out. Skippy II: Named after my ex-roommate, who's severely and unhealthily obese, this man's just as fat. Computer Boy: Actually an old man who talks non-stop about his comuter job and the computer industry. Klopper: Some retard (really) who "klops" around the running track that surrounds the weight room. Max: Some old loser who is always decked out in muscle shirts and staring at us. He uses puny light weights and thinks he's so ripped. Biker Guru: Some fat-ass crazy biker-looking, lisping loser who insists on giving exercise advice to everyone he doesn't know. The Mulato Triplets: Actually, two of them are twins, but they have a little brother who looks almost like them. Light-skinned black high school kids who have naturally blonde semi-afros. Actually, one of them is nice and looks up to me and gives me free Subway sandwiches where he works. Various hot girl names: We usually give the hot ones normal girl names, or ones that seem like they might fit them. Examples: Kirsten, Brenda, Valerie, Kayla, etc... More to come if I think of them... [This message has been edited by Sexual Mustard (edited September 30, 2000).] | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 273 |
I have names for everybody that I see. I try not to be mean, and I am definately not prejudice, but I can't help but crack on everyone. I have my balls busted all of the time, so it is cool. "The shit is just for grins. Don't get your panties in a bunch." | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 50 |
I have a few Bearded halfling woman and the Demon are a few I can think of | ||
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Cool Novice 
Posts: 48 |
First we have the yield signs. These are the guys who are all upper body w/ no legs. Who always were thr tightest shirts they can find. Next is bam bam. This is the powerlifter kid with the shaved head who is always in the power rack doing things 90% of the gym has never seen. And he is strong as hell. Then there are the posers. These are the guys who insist on getting up and flexing after every god damn set. Mean while there all 5'10 130 pounds and don't even have abs. Then there are the prima donna's. these are the women who walk around the gym like there shit doesn't stink. All of these people make training such an experience. | ||
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Moderator 
Posts: 1037 |
The Yeti: The guy who is covered in back hair. The Gruesome Twosome: These two ugly brothers, but they are built. Noriega: The guy with a bad complexion Guadalajara: The Mexican Drama Queen who hogs the stairmaster. Boy Toy: | ||
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Novice 
Posts: 6 |
Lets see here: I have Burt- he's about 5-10 220 but he looks like Burt from Sesame Street. EAS boys- self explanatory. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 116 |
YEAH.. I NAME EM... JUNK IN THE TRUNK- THIS FAT GIRL. WELL BIG FAT BREASTS WITH A FATTER ASS TO GO WITH IT....(BUBLE BUT FROM HELL) I AM NOT SURE IF I WANT SOME OR NOT. NEW KID- LOOKS LIKE THE OLDEST NEW KID ON THE BLOCK FAG... DONNY OR WHATEVER. ALWAYS MAKES NOISE WHEN HE WORKS OUT AND CALLS HIMSLE EL NATUREL.... I HOPE SO... PANTY WASTE. BAR WHORE- THIS CHICK CHANGES HER HAIR COLOR EVRYTIME I SEE HER, LOOOKS REAL SKANKY...HAS 3 TIMES AS MUCH AS THAN WHAT SHE CAN STUFF INTO HER SPANDEX...ALWAYS LOOKS HUNGOVER (NOT SURE IF I WANT ANY OF THAT EITHER) THE OLD DUDE - GUY MUST BE 65 BUT IS RIPPED, VASCUALAR AND BUFF..... ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 269 |
junk in the trunk is hilarous!!!!!! ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 585 |
Mudflap: AKA "Cum Dumpster". The chick in the gym who has fucked at least five people you know who works out there and acts like nothing's happened. What me a SLUT? Hey fuck all you want but dont shit where you eat. BloatBoy: Guys who are obcessed with losing a pound. Always hold buckets of water and have cheeks that look like half a dozen HO-HOs are stuffed in his cheeks. The Cardio Gerbil: A species (male or female). Never sets foot in the weight room because weights make you "bulky". Eats rice and salads only. Allergic to protein rich foods. The Thong Goddess. (Self expalantory) ------------------ | ||
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good thread SB...these are sooo funny...I have a few of my own... SWAMP ASS: This really cute guy thats always doing his cardio when i get there and his ass is always soaked when hes done... T&A: This chick thats had every single body part you can get cosmetically enhanced done...I'm talking tits, ass, lips, chin, stomach...and she does 5 minutes of cardio and thats her workout. I don't think that she knoes that there is a weight room. DIESEL BITCH: The juicehead chick that works the front desk. Shes scary. JOLLY GREEN GIANT: the guy that works at the front desk and hes 6'8 and you can see him no matter where you are, cuz hes so freaking big. ADULT VIDEO MAN & GUMBY: This guy with flaming orange hair, that looks like he should work at an adult video store and his partner who can put his legs over his head to stretch. More to come... ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 53 |
Hey edgecrusher.... "Next is bam bam. This is the powerlifter kid with the shaved head who is always in the power rack doing things 90% of the gym has never seen. And he is strong as hell." Lmao...thats me! FrontofHouse.....she is the desk girl at the gym. About 18, only has the job cause she is so fine, and everytime she is working i get distracted and want to bone her. MeltheMassuese......she is the massage therapist at the gym. She wears a white lab coat that rides up and every time she walks by i get distracted and want to bone her. heheheh....there is a common thread to all of these i know.....but hey, i am 21 and they all look good then eh... | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 53 |
Hey edgecrusher.... "Next is bam bam. This is the powerlifter kid with the shaved head who is always in the power rack doing things 90% of the gym has never seen. And he is strong as hell." Lmao...thats me! FrontofHouse.....she is the desk girl at the gym. About 18, only has the job cause she is so fine, and everytime she is working i get distracted and want to bone her. MeltheMassuese......she is the massage therapist at the gym. She wears a white lab coat that rides up and every time she walks by i get distracted and want to bone her. heheheh....there is a common thread to all of these i know.....but hey, i am 21 and they all look good then eh... | ||
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Novice
Posts: 4 |
I don't have names for specific people I just have names for groups of people that like go together. The Soccer Moms - The middle aged women who never stick to a routine or a diet yet expect their kids too. The Barbi Twins - The twins that look like their from sweeden with bleach blonde hair and hit puberity at the right time. Also called my motivation! The idiotic rednecks - The group of male bodybuilders that ALWAYS wear plad with their beer bellys body hair, and their rundown 46' Ford truck. I don't know why their their they just are. The adverage guy - (Not a group) Just me trying to avoid all of these execpt the twins. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 116 |
I FORGOT A COUPLE.... DAMN... NOW I CAN'T REMEMBER .... ------------------ | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 1566 |
I have a few. POODLE: This girl with fake tits and a pointy face. ONION GIRL: This girl's face is so ugly it makes you cry. BIG NEEDLE: Enormous steroid monster. This guy's workouts are like strength competitions. TOADY: Big needle's training partner. Steroid user who "gets it all wrong" - always bloated and retaining water and no way near as big as Big Needle - always follows Needle around and does whatever the Needle tells him. TOMMY TOO TOUGH: This short fat Italian kid who acts like he's the baddest motherfucker there is. Funny how this stops when he hits the bench. Currently dating POODLE. SOUND FACTORY GUY: This fucko refuses to work out in anything except skin tight shit. And he's small. BACKSTREET: I swear this guy just missed the tour bus. DEAF JAM COP: A cop with a hearing impedimant. He's a jerk. MISFIT COMMANDER: This weird dude with a gigantic ass that always wears non-workout clothes to the gym. DRAGONHEAD: This girl with a beautiful body - I mean perfect - and a face that...well it needs some work. I turned out the lights instead. Ha ha there are more but I forgot them Matt | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 187 |
the mole man - this old, squinty-eyed dude who literally spends 3 hrs. a day in the subterranean showers checkin' out the young boys bods. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 465 |
There's a couple of guys at our gym that dress very "hip". I call them "The Abercrombie Boys." They really are cute, too. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1225 |
"BIG NEEDLE and TOADY"...hahaha...thats funny as hell matt... | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 68 |
at my gym we have a few names we like to throw around. gymsnapper- she is the hot 28 yr old that all the guys are after that works the front desk. snappinasner-a home schooled hottie that thinks walkin on the tread mill for a few mins is just the hardest workout ever. the big show- a cop that is definetly confiscating and using all the juice he can get his paws on. faggenstein-the queer who is ripped and big as hell but is a fairy and is always checkin himself out in the mirrors. hoffenbeffler-the old dude who always cant understand why me and my buddy can lift so much more weight than everybody else,although i think he is catchin on because he asked us the other day why we werent stradling the bench with both cheeks on it, and like im supposed to answer him with,"yea, i just shot up some sust yesterday and my right cheek is sore."hehehe we've got a few more but those are the cream of the crop. mike | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 1037 |
I forgot about Piggly Wiggly and Uncle Fester. Uncle Fester is a little over weight and shaves his head. Piggly Wiggly is like 5'2", male and fat, and attempts to do cartwheels in the aerobics area when no one is in. | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 25 |
Here are some of the names that my friends and I have come up with through the ages: DRIVE THROUGH BODYBUILDER: this guy with a massive upper body but toothpick-like legs BUTTER FACE: girl with an amazing body...face needs work...hence the line "great body, butter (but her) face" SUMMER TEETH: another female with a kick-ass body, but in bad need of some dental work. Summer Teeth: some are here, some are there NOKIA: the shitty little faggot who thinks he's so cool, because he's talking on his cell phone and wasting space on the equipment ROAD HARDENED: this one chick who looks like she was a prostitute for the Hell's Angels back in the early 80's HOOD RAT: she looks like a prostitute from the bad side of town DAMN: the resident hot chick | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 39 |
the water retention powerlifters are the "sweathogs" idiot is what I call those chest workers decaprio is this one personal trainer. "g" are the thug wannabes and I would be the bam bam guy. I lift more than what anyone who saw me could guess. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 97 |
GREAT POST I have a few........... 1. The Village Idiot- guy look like something out of the stoneage. 2. Skunk- this guy has black hair with a white birth mark running down the middle of his head. 3. Flannel shirtboy- all this guy ever wears is flannel shirts cut off at the elbow. 4. Mr Dangerfield- total clone of Rodney, the guy is 56 yrs old and talks openly about how much gear he's on, Growth, Test, A-bombs, D-ball. 5. Wolfman- hair on about 60% of his body. 6. Mr shoulder Bi- has about a 4 inch gap of nothing from the bend in his arm to wear his bicep start, all he does is for bi's is Preacher curls. 7. Stallone clone- looks just like stallone with the lazy eye, worst fucking form of anyone in the gym. 8. Loserboy- Wears the running short with the liner cut out and does not wear underwear so his dick is always hanging out showing it to girls---------kind of funny though. 9. Bulldog- looks like he should be chained to a leash he's so fucking ugly. 10. Concentration campboy- about 6,2' and weighs about 140 soaking weat. 11 Hedge hog- this guy looks just like porn star Ron Jeremy
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 60 |
I come in put my headphone on and Im in different world. I dont know whos in my gym,what their wearing, who their mother is, etc. and personally I dont really give a rats ass. Im in there to do my job and then leave. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 771 |
BUMP FOR THOSE WHO THOUGHT OF SOME MORE ------------------ HEAVEN IS THE BACKSEAT OF MY CADILLAC. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 313 |
Concentration campboy- about 6,2' and weighs about 140 soaking weat. fucking funny |
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