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 What is the dumbest thing you have ever said while having sex?
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Guru 
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The dumbest thing I said after waiting two years to be with this lady again was right in the middle of it all, I say "You make me so horny" Man, I wish I would have died then. chesty     | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 287 |
When I was 17 I asked, "Do you wanna do it again?" | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 339 |
ill talk like Fred the Elephant boy ( howard stern fans know what im talking about )...just to lighten things up . | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 812 |
She asked what I was thinking about. I said my mother. ick. Puc ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 287 |
"That's never happened to me before, honest." | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1142 |
"well, at least i came"... swear to it... | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2842 |
I had chick ask me once how I thought she was, beings she sucked big time, I said, "it was okay" [This message has been edited by chesty (edited September 29, 2000).] | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2251 |
"Thats right it is a softball bat, now stick it up there.." | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1142 |
heheheh...yo slopy, what book did you order? | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 97 |
JUST CALLED HER THE WRONG NAME... DAMN... IT WAS EARLY MORNING, I FORGOT WHICH GIRLFRIEND'S HOUSE I WAS AT. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1022 |
I said "would you STOP changing around so much?!" after enormous frustration of one position feeling so good and getting so close and then him MOVING....aggggg... Looking back I guess there was a nicer way to say it...like "oh baby right there, don't move" but what the hell, I was frustrated. ------------------ | ||
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Cool Novice 
Posts: 13 |
"What....thats it???!!" | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2251 |
Owen Meany SB. Slopain | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 420 |
I WAS BANGING MY GF ONCE AND I WAS SAYING THE CLASSIC WHO'S YOUR DADDY.SHE LOOKS BACK AND SAYS NO LIE "DON'T BE STUPID YOU MEET HIM BEFORE"HAHAHAHA I STILL LAUGH EVERYTIME I THINK ABOUT IT.MY DICK WENT SOFT IN NO TIME.HAHAHA | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1142 |
excellent, enjoy.. | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 13 |
I hate guys that keep asking "does that feel good?". Well, what the fuck do you think, do you hear me yelling or moaning? No, then there's you answer dumb ass. | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2251 |
sb: should arrive by this weekend, looking foward to it. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 156 |
i was banging this chick in a motel bathroom,,i had her ass on the sink..i was plowing away when all of i a sudden i said ..i love you !!!!!..i didnt even realize it ..after we both finished ..she said do you really ..i was like do i really what ...she you told me you loved me ...back there....i just froze up...and said ...no..i was talking to your pussy...i swear to it..she laughed but you could tell she was mad..im a dick i know peace kb ------------------ "modus operandi" "hesitation is the mother of all regret" | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 223 |
KING BENNY THAT IS SOME FUNNY SHIT. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 99 |
I let a fat girl give me head one time, and it was just terrible. Afterward she asked me how she did, and I stright up told her that it was one of the worse blow jobs ever. She was pissed. I took her back into town and droped her off, and never spoke one word to her agian. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1030 |
LOL @ DA BOMB | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 38 |
I was having sex once and I almost said "I missed you!" It was a one night stand! | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2251 |
"Bitch be quiet, Im trying to go to work here" | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 87 |
I hate it when guys ask you a bunch of questions. "Do you like that?" "Have you ever done 'this' before?" Just shut up and fuck me dammit! ------------------ -"Let's talk about sex baby! Let's talk about you and me!" Salt n' Peppa | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 352 |
"Suck harder" | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 87 |
This doesn't involve talking.....but I felt really really really really stupid. I was standing up on the bed to take the covers of my man and I backed up and the ceiling fan hit my head. I felt like SUCH an ass. It hurt like hell too. ------------------ -"Let's talk about sex baby! Let's talk about you and me!" Salt n' Peppa | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 271 |
AW DAMMIT! Why do you always want to screw when the crocodile hunter is on? I am such a jackass. This was the most beautiful woman I had ever been in a relationship with. She was an easy 11 out of 10. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 574 |
Honest to goodness this happened to me start of the summer...I told this girl that I thought this and that of her, invited her over to watch a movie after I got in from partying...passed out on the couch at my parents house, woke up she was riding me on the couch, much to my surprise I said when were done you need to leave.... I still feel like a jerk to this day, but oh well I'm past it, she hates my guts for sure cause I haven't met up with her since and I never call.... I'm sure we all have horror stories...She was mine, she was borderline thick/fat....I think if the sex wasn't so bad I might have at least been nice to her afterward...man what a jerk I was to her... | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 302 |
i was really involed with this WW2 book, and i was horney so i had sex with girl while reading my book, i said " could u move ur head a bit more, i need to turn the page" | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 177 |
"You want me to go down on you smellin' like that?" Man it was SOOOOOOO nasty I couldn't even get hard. BUT the funny thing is I romped her better lookin' (and better smelling) roommate about 45 minutes later. ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 549 |
Me: Hmm hmmmm hmmmm mmmm hmmmm Her: What (as she removes the leg lock on my head) Me: I can't breath! ------------------ | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2842 |
That used to happen to me all the time with my ex wife, then others, if it weren't for some little noise you would never know. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 191 |
"BLAHH AHHHH PUKE GAG!!!" As I threw up all over the place!!! Man she stunk bad!!! Then I kicked the bitch out!!!
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 549 |
Getting a hummer from her on the deck of her parents house.... Her: You awake! Swear to God I feel asleep in the middle of it. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 80 |
Hahaha.Dumbest thing I ever said was definitely calling a girl another name during sex......... A few years ago I was dating a girl who I just couldn't bring myself to break up with. She was always just coming over whenever she wanted without calling and being there when I got home..etc.. I'd talk to her about it and she'd stop for a while but would always start back up.Anyway I was being a pussy about the situation and started doing things to piss her off,hoping she would break it off. One day we were screwing and I called her Mary,she kinda hesitated and I knew I got under her skin with it.So later she asks who is Mary and I'm like making up a lie about an ex girlfriend I just really was in love with da da dada .Now I'm in deep.So I do it again next time......She starts crying and shit and I'm feeling like a real dickhead, but I think she might actually break it off and I can at least feel guilty by myself. But no,what does she do?She asks what kinda things Mary did to me and says she could do whatever Mary was doing if I just told her!! Now I'm totally fucked.....I find out she's asking my son what Mary looked like and stuff,he told her Mary was Italian looking and this girl is blonde(yes and dumb,obviosly).Maybe she was gonna dye her hair.hehehe. There's more but I won't ramble any longer.I finally had to break it off and it hurt her badly....As much as I laugh about this now I did feel like a total dickhead for a long time about this. So yeah the dumbest thing I ever said during sex was calling a girl by another name. | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 38 |
hehehe...we're all in love with Mary! | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 302 |
Dread Lady vs. Mary | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 216 |
mary vs. your cock ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 936 |
IM TIRED ------------------ Bros before Hos SIG EP 4 LIFE! | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 302 |
mary vs. ur finger in her butt | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 216 |
tic tacs in ur butt ------------------ | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 45 |
"Say my name"--"Say my name" I know it dumb but i always love saying it just to see how loud they will scream it.haha 1-body | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 585 |
Can you stop hitting me in the side of the head??? This sex is too rough! ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 287 |
I once fell asleep while eating a girl out. The sex was really bad. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1019 |
OoooH Ricardo, oooh Ricardo!!! :P | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 287 |
Apparently, one of the smartest thing I ever said was, "The entire focus of my existence at this moment is to get my mouth between your legs." It worked. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 372 |
Hmm, this is a tough one.... I'd have to say "Damn Slick keep your cold ass feet off me!!!"  | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 158 |
"Chesty..how many times do I have to tell you?? Im not Gay!!!!!" j/k bro.... ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 277 |
after I came inside of my ex ex ex ex gf, I told her to get an abortion. Im not quite sure if that was the dumbest or best thing I ever said. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1030 |
HackN2it: boy stop dreamin...lmao | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 372 |
yea ok, does this mean I gotta stay on the coach? Can I atleast have Shacola? | ||
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Novice 
Posts: 9 |
THIS IS THE MOST OFF THE WALL YET: once me and my GF were banging in my parents shower. out of nowhere i said, "you know...i hardly ever take craps...maybe once every 3 days or so." i dont have a fuckin clue why that came out of my mouth...but it did and we're still together 5 months later...i guess honesty IS the best policy. hehe | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 101 |
i was fucking this bird and her mate was next door with her boyfriend who was a small pretty boy but i herd a noise he was hitting her i said ill sort this once i shoot my load she called me for everything! next i got dressed and went next door she was lying on the floor hed beaten shit out of this girl she was a real preety girl so i hospitalised him he still is not right 5yrs after does this make me bad? u never hit girls!needless 2 say i married this beutifull girl | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2842 |
Nope you ain't bad at all. He was lucky it was you, if it had been me he would be fertilizer. You married the one that had been beaten? | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 116 |
This is too funny. One time I said while pumping away "Wow, what a BIG vagina you have" She got really mad put her clothes on a left. Funny as hell though. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1142 |
if a girl can't appreciate your honesty... | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 141 |
"in? I'm done" ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 352 |
"Slick, do you mind if I anchor myself to the bed or something in case I fall in?" She wasn't mad though, she already had the hook and rope | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 974 |
Silliest thing a girl has said to Frackal: "I'm not wet yet, that's just the pimples on my legs popping. " | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 287 |
"Whoopsie! I just crapped myself!" | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2842 |
Go JohnnyO. Here is a joke old but humerous. There was this guy and he was screwing this chick and he commented about how dry and scratchy she was. So, she said hold on a minute. Well a few minutes later they are back at it and he is just overjoyed at how smooth and soft she had become. He asked, what did you do? You are so wet and soft now. She said, I just picked the scabs. |
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