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 Whats the stupidest thing someone has told or asked in the gym
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
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1- How do i get big?.....But i dont want to get too big?...........I love that one.
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Novice 
Posts: 6 |
My roommate is a personal trainer at school here and he tried to tell me that there is no need to put more than 5 plates on each side of the leg press machine. He said you just have to go slow and make it burn. I just started laughing in his face. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 256 |
how did you get so big? I think that one is pretty funny. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 374 |
THE BEST IS: WHAT CAN I TAKE TO GET BIG AND RIPPED ,WITHOUT TAKING INJECTIONS?? ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 267 |
"What are you doing later?" --Asked by the gay guy at my gym. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 1028 |
Lets go home and pop our test in the microwave because I really hate spending the extra minute needed to properly aspirate the contents of 500mg of sustanon into my syringe. ------------------  | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1493 |
Question: How can you stand to eat that? (AJC's)Answer: How can you stand to look like that? | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 84 |
"it really comes down to what you eat,all those steroids are just a waste.you gotta watch your diet" "whats the best exercise to get 20inch arms" "i dont want to bulk up,girls dont like that ill just gain muscle a little slower" "i dont need roids,creatine works wonders on me" and the list goes on and on,most of these i heard when i managed a gnc,you wouldnt believe the asses that roll up in that bitch. s0urjerkkkkk | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 351 |
This is always fun....there is a tie betwen 2 for me... 1.) What steroid will make be big, and ripped, and strong,. 2.) Pro bodybuilders can't use steroids because they are tested, imagine if they were allowed to use them. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 351 |
Wait...there's one more..... "How much will my bench go up from D-Bol?" | ||
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Cool Novice 
Posts: 47 |
everybody at my gym thinks that D-bol is a magical pill. Every fucking kid 12 and up knows what it is. "Oh,that guy's huge, he took D-bol" "I wish I had some d-bol" " I want to get real big, but I only want to take d-bol because I don't want to inject" " I'm only going to take 1 pill a day for 3 weeks because I don't want to screw my self up" - I actually heard that from a kid in the gym | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 60 |
When I used to work at a gym I used to get this from alot of overweight women" I just want to lose a little bit right here, maybe tone it some..As they point to there abdominals.... This was usually followed up with " I don't want to get big and bulky like you" I would hear this at least once a week! ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 948 |
i love it when the 130lb anorechsic(sp?) guy comes and ask me what exercises to do and i tell them, but then they go i don't want to do that cause i don't want to get to big... ------------------ | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 41 |
somebody that looks like crap ALWAYS makes the point of telling you that they know SOMEONE that is TWICE your size. Just to keep you in your place ya know? ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 309 |
Can I drink beer all the time and still get ripped. ------------------ "It's like mind over matter. If you don't mind... IT DON'T MATTER" Flash� version--> http://www.geocities.com/richmaffei/index.html None Flash� version--> http://www.geocities.com/richmaffei/pages/home.html | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 54 |
"I don't wanna lift that much, i'll be sore" | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 313 |
i remember someone asked me why i was doing squats, they said squats were overrated | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 153 |
"dam bro what the hell are you taking ..your getting huge" your not on juice are you ???
peae kb ------------------ "modus operandi" "hesitation is the mother of all regret" | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 429 |
Heavywear, that is so true man! I get that often, it pisses me off, considering I'm not even acting in anyway to threaten their egos!! ------------------ "Don't eat me! eat Dredd! he works out!" - From Judge Dredd. | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 41 |
yeah, I think they just feel obligated to deflate you a bit. I KNOW there are plenty bigger than me - but I still look better than you - bottom line. ------------------ | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 32 |
"how much can you bench" this next one is not a phrase but a stupidity. these litte 15 year old chubbies constantly doing arm excercises. I never ever seen a teen squat. that seperated me from them. ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 547 |
A dude cam to me once and said.... that andro crap makes me all emotional..,i was driving to the gym today and a sad song came on..i started crying. I just looked at him a laughed. | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 48 |
Oh your legs are big enough. You don't need to squat. That and "Hey man do you know where I can get some d-bol." | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 74 |
Its all about DBOL: The Air Jordan basketball shoe of the steroid world. ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 495 |
heavywear is that u jake? ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 571 |
I can bench 325... my reply: well if you would do it right maybe your chest wouldn't look like you bench 125 | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 344 |
quote: BWAAAAAAAHAHAHHHHAHA!!!! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 60 |
"WHAT IF I ONLY PUT 1 CC OF TEST IN EACH QUAD AND IN EACH CHEEK A WEEK? WILL I BE LESS SORE THEN?" ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 152 |
Q: So, do you work out alot? My response: No this is my first day in a gym, ever! What are those big round plate thingies for? ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 99 |
I hate when people tell me to wear a tight shirt or a tank top because it will make me look bigger. The other is when people tell, man you are so strong, and ask me for tips. Then when I give it to them they argue with me. I mean what the fuck, why did they ask me in the first place? | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 60 |
OLD DUDE SAYS WOW.. WHAT DO YOU DO FOR YOUR SHOULDERS?? I SHOW HIM... HE TELLS ME HE HE THINKS HIS ROUTINE IS BETTER! THE PROOF IS IN THE PUDDING BIATCH... ------------------ | ||
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Novice
Posts: 7 |
how about every 2nd 40 year old that comes up to you and is 250lb of nothing but lard and says "i used to look like you" and warns you that if you quit working out all the muscle will turn to fat and you'll look like his fat ass. | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 33 |
"Back in 1981, when the juice was legal, i had 28" guns, i would have blown you away back then." #2--- "if i did juice and ate right, i'd look better than you"----#3---"my cousin's friend that is married to this girl's friend is as big as you....maybe even bigger" BWAAAAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 51 |
"you shouldnt even try to pick that up. You'll hurt your back" From a woman watching me take 800 from knee height. "why don't you lose some weight so you look better" Answer....Cause i am a powerlifter. "what muscle is that meant to work?" i get that one all the time...usually for cleans or snatches, sometimes deads as well. "wow...can you really lift that??" |
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