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dumbell150

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From:ny
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posted September 29, 2000 12:06 PM

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1)You cant finish that last peice of chicken, and you force it down with water.


2)You put anadrol under your tounge because you heard the absrobtion is much better.

what do you guys do that gives you that hardcore feeling?

PART 1- Was started 5 days ago and was lost in the archives.....Last time i checked ..She was flaming with over 130 posts!!!


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jdismukes

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posted September 29, 2000 12:19 PM

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3. You do so much testosterone that your voice drops 2 octives.

4. Everytime you dry your back off with a towel there is blood on it from the acne.

5. You give your kids pet hampster d-bol just to see how big he'll get.


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ROIDRANGER

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posted September 29, 2000 12:27 PM

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that #5 is a good one, my friend actually gave his 12lb dog and brothers hamster a couple of pink thais.

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Green

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posted September 29, 2000 01:10 PM

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When you push your car up and down the block for cardio.


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Jae

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posted September 29, 2000 01:30 PM

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When you refuse to shower until the next morning after training because you want the sweet smell of success to linger on AND anything that might have leaked out with the sweat will be absorbed back into the skin.


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dumbell150

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posted September 29, 2000 02:16 PM

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Thats some good stuff!...I can relate!!!


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ajc

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posted September 29, 2000 02:41 PM

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When you hear the following phrase 10 times per day, 5 days per week:


6) "Is that one of those power shakes?"

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Hercules

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posted September 29, 2000 03:16 PM

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Shit you do the chicken thing too. I thought I was the only one forcing it down with water. LOL


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Curious II

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posted September 29, 2000 03:19 PM

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How about...you know someone's full of shit when they say...

1) Chromium Picolinate
2) Amino Acids
3) Creatine Syrum
4) Muscletech
5) I started taking protein shakes
6) I started eating more
7) Androstene
8) HMB
9) Tribulus

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studcj

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posted September 29, 2000 03:24 PM

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When you try and get one of those special guns farmers use to shoot fina pellets inside cows for your ass.


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ALL-NATURAL-JUICE

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posted September 29, 2000 03:25 PM

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when you are done injecting you rub the blood that comes out back into your skin so you get maximum absorbtion.


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COnCReTE_MAsS

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posted September 29, 2000 03:45 PM

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when u spend most of ur time in front of your computer on the elite fitness board !


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Frackal

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posted September 29, 2000 03:48 PM

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LOL


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HARDBALL05

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posted September 29, 2000 03:48 PM

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WHEN YOU AND YOUR BUDDY TALK ABOUT ELITE POSTS DURING A MYTHOLOGY LAB LECTURE!

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HARDBALL05

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posted September 29, 2000 03:50 PM

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WHEN YOU SKIP A MID-DAY CLASS TO SEE IF YOU HAVE RECEIVED YOUR PACKAGE IN YOUR MAILBOX!! I'VE DONE IT NOW FOR 3 STRAIGHT DAYS!!! IT'S STARTING TO PISS ME OFF!

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BONERS ARE FUN FOR GIRLS TO SIT ON!!


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toni

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posted September 29, 2000 03:51 PM

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when you do 100 pushups before you go out...

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FitnessChick

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posted September 29, 2000 04:00 PM

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...You have a bag in your closet full of old empty amps, pins, & swabs

...You know what a tuna shake tastes like


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Valdez

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posted September 29, 2000 04:33 PM

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when you boil bull's piss and eat the crystalls because they contain testosterone.

(the mongolls did it so why can't I??)


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dumbell150

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posted September 29, 2000 04:41 PM

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This post gets better and better!


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COnCReTE_MAsS

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posted September 29, 2000 05:06 PM

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when u search everywhere for some new tuna recipes !!!


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dumbell150

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posted September 29, 2000 05:08 PM

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Bros----I have to set this bad boy on fire!!

BOOOOOOOM...


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BigJ

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posted September 29, 2000 05:13 PM

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When you can't stand to see that little drop of oil run down the needle. What a waste!!!


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swole

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posted September 29, 2000 05:18 PM

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when u wake up in the middle of the night to get some more protein...

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dumbell150

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posted September 29, 2000 05:23 PM

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Who's the God Damn MOD that moved this post!!!!.......You f---n boneheads leave on one board for over 2 hours then move it!...Wake the f up....Jake off!!!


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Puc

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posted September 29, 2000 05:26 PM

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You say alcohol is poison, but have no problems with DNP.

Your trunk is full of sweaty ass gym shorts.

Puc

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Steelheart

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posted September 29, 2000 05:26 PM

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When you get kicked in the balls you just smile and say, "HAHA You Missed!"


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Puc

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posted September 29, 2000 05:27 PM

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lol Curious.

You forget MuscleTech and CLA!!!!!

Puc

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chesty

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posted September 29, 2000 05:29 PM

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I actually thought about giving my gerbal some dbol. Damn thing is so hyper anyway. I love to put the anadrol under my tongue, dbol too.


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The Canadian Oak

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posted September 29, 2000 05:29 PM

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when you eat protein powder in powder form cuz that way u dont gag from the lumps in it

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Milk is for babies, when you grow up drink beer


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Pamela

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posted September 29, 2000 05:34 PM

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You add Beef Liver Powder to your oatmeal, cause you heard it would help build muscles.


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Buld0g

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posted September 29, 2000 05:40 PM

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dumbell150...I still want to know where the F@$k part 1 went.

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tyler durden is jack

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posted September 29, 2000 05:50 PM

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when you order the family value 2 large pies from dominos pizza,and you live on your own.


s0urjerk


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Weapon X

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posted September 29, 2000 05:51 PM

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When you have two blenders at work.


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MaCPiMP1n

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posted September 29, 2000 05:52 PM

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when u tell ur partner 'no i can't have sex with u tonight, cause tommorrow's leg day'

happy training


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MattTheSkywalker

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posted September 29, 2000 07:12 PM

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when you squat 585, 12 times.

Matt


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ALL-NATURAL-JUICE

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posted September 29, 2000 09:20 PM

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WHEN YOUR WARM UP WITH 335 ON THE BENCH.


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Steelheart

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posted September 29, 2000 10:00 PM

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When your at work working and your constantly checking out every bodybuilding site on the net looking for that magic answer.


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IOWA BEEF

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posted September 29, 2000 10:04 PM

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When you stay home on friday night becuase you havent went to the gym yet and been working all day.

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bad brains

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posted September 29, 2000 10:45 PM

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When you post a part 2............

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I against I.........H.R.



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