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Chat & Conversation You know your hardcore when?.........PART 2
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Author | Topic: You know your hardcore when?.........PART 2 | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 50 |
1)You cant finish that last peice of chicken, and you force it down with water.
what do you guys do that gives you that hardcore feeling? PART 1- Was started 5 days ago and was lost in the archives.....Last time i checked ..She was flaming with over 130 posts!!! | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 685 |
3. You do so much testosterone that your voice drops 2 octives. 4. Everytime you dry your back off with a towel there is blood on it from the acne. 5. You give your kids pet hampster d-bol just to see how big he'll get. | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 105 |
that #5 is a good one, my friend actually gave his 12lb dog and brothers hamster a couple of pink thais. ------------------ | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 829 |
When you push your car up and down the block for cardio. | ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 306 |
When you refuse to shower until the next morning after training because you want the sweet smell of success to linger on AND anything that might have leaked out with the sweat will be absorbed back into the skin. | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 50 |
Thats some good stuff!...I can relate!!! | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 1489 |
When you hear the following phrase 10 times per day, 5 days per week:
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Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 170 |
Shit you do the chicken thing too. I thought I was the only one forcing it down with water. LOL | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 165 |
How about...you know someone's full of shit when they say... 1) Chromium Picolinate ------------------ "Faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death." | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 1102 |
When you try and get one of those special guns farmers use to shoot fina pellets inside cows for your ass. | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 181 |
when you are done injecting you rub the blood that comes out back into your skin so you get maximum absorbtion. | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 214 |
when u spend most of ur time in front of your computer on the elite fitness board ! | ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 303 |
LOL | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 101 |
WHEN YOU AND YOUR BUDDY TALK ABOUT ELITE POSTS DURING A MYTHOLOGY LAB LECTURE! ------------------ BONERS ARE FUN FOR GIRLS TO SIT ON!! | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 101 |
WHEN YOU SKIP A MID-DAY CLASS TO SEE IF YOU HAVE RECEIVED YOUR PACKAGE IN YOUR MAILBOX!! I'VE DONE IT NOW FOR 3 STRAIGHT DAYS!!! IT'S STARTING TO PISS ME OFF! ------------------ BONERS ARE FUN FOR GIRLS TO SIT ON!! | ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 374 |
when you do 100 pushups before you go out... ------------------ | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 1197 |
...You have a bag in your closet full of old empty amps, pins, & swabs ...You know what a tuna shake tastes like | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 61 |
when you boil bull's piss and eat the crystalls because they contain testosterone. (the mongolls did it so why can't I??) | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 50 |
This post gets better and better! | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 214 |
when u search everywhere for some new tuna recipes !!! | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 50 |
Bros----I have to set this bad boy on fire!! BOOOOOOOM... | ||
Cool Novice Posts: 21 |
When you can't stand to see that little drop of oil run down the needle. What a waste!!! | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 228 |
when u wake up in the middle of the night to get some more protein... ------------------ | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 50 |
Who's the God Damn MOD that moved this post!!!!.......You f---n boneheads leave on one board for over 2 hours then move it!...Wake the f up....Jake off!!! | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 812 |
You say alcohol is poison, but have no problems with DNP. Your trunk is full of sweaty ass gym shorts. Puc ------------------ | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 1016 |
When you get kicked in the balls you just smile and say, "HAHA You Missed!" | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 812 |
lol Curious. You forget MuscleTech and CLA!!!!! Puc ------------------ | ||
Guru Posts: 2756 |
I actually thought about giving my gerbal some dbol. Damn thing is so hyper anyway. I love to put the anadrol under my tongue, dbol too. | ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 470 |
when you eat protein powder in powder form cuz that way u dont gag from the lumps in it ------------------ | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 295 |
You add Beef Liver Powder to your oatmeal, cause you heard it would help build muscles. | ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 309 |
dumbell150...I still want to know where the F@$k part 1 went. ------------------ "It's like mind over matter. If you don't mind... IT DON'T MATTER"
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Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 84 |
when you order the family value 2 large pies from dominos pizza,and you live on your own.
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Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 230 |
When you have two blenders at work. | ||
Cool Novice Posts: 21 |
when u tell ur partner 'no i can't have sex with u tonight, cause tommorrow's leg day' happy training | ||
Moderator Posts: 1526 |
when you squat 585, 12 times. Matt | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 181 |
WHEN YOUR WARM UP WITH 335 ON THE BENCH. | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 1016 |
When your at work working and your constantly checking out every bodybuilding site on the net looking for that magic answer. | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 95 |
When you stay home on friday night becuase you havent went to the gym yet and been working all day. ------------------ | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 770 |
When you post a part 2............ ------------------ |
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