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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 1026 |
What's your favorite sexual position? I like to be on top. (riding) easier for me to climax. also what would be the most UNCOMFORTABLE sexual encounter you've experienced? Mine would be when i was in a car when i was 17 in front of the house and my daddy walks out to tell me it's time to come inside (while boyfriend is performing oral sex on slickass) ------------------     | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1131 |
my current girlfriend can really dick ride, so i give her props...most girls don't do it for me up there, with all that grinding against my mega-ripped lower abs, goin for theirs...that shit hurts after awhile...my girl now will lay her head down on my chest and just jack that ass up and down like a pogo-stick.... of course i like hittin it from the back james, if you are reading this, this was all before "the creek"...you've ruinied me for women... | ||
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Guru 
Posts: 2830 |
The lady on laying on her stomach, me on top lying down. Losing my virginity and taking my first ex-wifes virginity while her father sat and had a conversation with us 2 feet from us, while he was holding a baby. chesty | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1026 |
I'm confused Chest - you had sex with your ex while her father was holding a baby and talking to the both of you?????
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 78 |
FIRST OF I HAVE TO SAY THAT MUST HAVE SUCKED SLICK ASS. AND EXACTLEY HOW DID YOU DO THAT STORY CHESTY??? IS HE BLIND AND DEAF? EAST_COAST_BB | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2830 |
We were dating, I was 18, we were on her couch in her house in Phx. Now it is the middle of the summer and her parents owned a very small house, around 800 square feet. The rocking chair was right next to the couch, I could touch it with my hands half stretched out. We had a blanket half over us, her pants, undies were off, so were mine, I had him centered and was letting it slowly move in, cause she was a bit apprehensive. When low and behold her parents foster infant starts howling. Since the hall way was directly in front of us, I could see her parants bedroom door. We immediately completely covered up in this wool blanket. I just layed there on top the sweat and juices building. He came out, got a bottle for baby and sat in the rocking chair talking to us. Now, in this house they didn't run air at night, so it is about 105 inside at the that time. Well after about 10-20 minutes you could see the light bulb come on and he excused himself and went to bed. I have never held on to the edge of blowing my top for so long in my life. Needless to say it was great. The danger the suspense wow! chesty | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 102 |
HMMMMM FAV POSITION....WELL IM A NYMPHO SO AS LONG AS IM GETTING LAID IM A HAPPY MAN. ID HAVE TO SAY SLAMMIN IT FROM BEHIND IS MY FAV POSITION IF I HAD TO CHOOSE... BUT HEY IM NOT PICKY, WHATEVER THE LADIES WANT. | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 967 |
I'm conventional... my favorite is them on their back with their legs spread or on my shoulders. the most unconfortable was hmmm.. well.. hmm... when i lost my virginity a particular way ... well.. enough said.  | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1131 |
too bad james wasnt your first lover johnnyO, i bet he's gentle... | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 967 |
I'm sure james would have been better, shit my first was hung like a crooked beer can! ouch! i hate the ones with the kinks in them. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 546 |
Are U ready to Rumble Favorite : Standing up in the shower getting her from the front and behind.... Worst: Two girls, one on my bam-bamy, one on my head....girl damn near sufficated my ass with a thigh lock! That was alos one of my best too by the way since I got a dual-gauge hummer after that... Most Embarrising: My grandmothers house @ thanksgiving 1985! She walked in on me and my gf. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 120 |
Damn Slicky, I love them all! Personal favorite?...Well, since I just love a nice A$$ I would have to say from behind, either on all fours, laying flat on her stomach, or with a pillow under her hips. Or for something different, her on top, facing away...So I can slap that A$$ like it owes me money! And you know where I got that saying! BWAAHAHAHA! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 120 |
Oh yeah, the most uncomfortable... This was way long ago, first girlfriend. We used to wait for her parents to go to bed. She would wear ultra baggy shorts, so she could straddle me while sitting on the couch and I would slip the wood up the leg of her shorts. One night her dad got up, she jumped off and threw an afgan over me. He ended up making a sandwich, and sitting next to me on the couch to eat it. The whole time I am sitting there with my jeans around my ankles. This went on for about 30 minutes before he finally went to bed. Pretty comical in retrospective. I was sweating bullets at the time, though. Then there was the time I walked out of her room naked after bangin' (I was still sportin' wood), no one was home, middle of the week and all. Well, her grandmother had come over to drop something off. So there I am going to the kitchen and here is this grey hair...I don't know who was freaked out more! I just waved and said "HI", turned around and went back to her room. Her mother took it pretty well actually. | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 745 |
I love to eat a girl out. I mean as long as she is clean and I've been with her for a while. Now if I don't know her well enought then I'll trow some "sarram wraper" on her box and eat away. I like all the positions I haven't found a girl who could ride as good as my girl from 3 years ago. most unconfortable:
now the door was behind me so I didn't see her come in. however, after everything was said and done, I spent 2 years with this girl and her mom never spoke to me about the incident ever again and I was always welcomed in her house!!! | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 449 |
Big Rock...I guess as long as your "treating" her girl GOOD, mom's got no complaints  | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 306 |
I like standing in front of a mirror and watching a guy make love to me. And I like to ride on top!! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1026 |
hehehe Pamela , I like the mirror thing too. I got one in my bedroom, it would be nice to prop it up at the end of the bed. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1131 |
"and the freaks come out at night" | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1026 |
shut up ya nosey bastard. hehehe i'm a freak ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1131 |
what about: "no parkin baby, no parkin on the dance floor" | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 306 |
Hey Slick, I think Special Bill is a little jealous, cause he hasn't had a real women to make love to him.. So he really doen't know what he's missing! Pamela [This message has been edited by Pamela (edited September 29, 2000).] | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1026 |
true dat true dat Pamela. Special Billy is fuckin with me cause he know i like disco music On my date i have Saturday night, we are going to the club and it happens to be "disco night" I am gonna be to the electric slide....... ------------------ [This message has been edited by ~~~SlickassBiatch~~~ (edited September 29, 2000).] | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 306 |
That sounds like fun! So they talk you into going?? Why not!! You may have a great time. Going out dancing always makes me feel good.. "Burn Baby Burn, Disco Inferno" lol [This message has been edited by Pamela (edited September 29, 2000).] | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 430 |
Oh well, I'm a virgin, so I don't have any experiences to tell. On the other hand, getting those frikkin' needles from the pharmacy was a tense situation... ------------------ "Don't eat me! eat Dredd! he works out!" - From Judge Dredd. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 490 |
best position doggie style most uncomfortable | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 87 |
FAVORITE... DOGGIE... MOST UNCOMFORTABLE..WHEN I WAS DOING A PREETY NASTY BARWHORE AND LOOKED DOWN AND ALL I SAW WAS THE BASE OF THE CONDOM... IT BROKE!! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1034 |
I must say that by comparison I have a rather dull sex life. However, one incident does spark my mind, rather funny! A year ago starting my second semester as a junior, my first day in class rewarded me by meeting an "old friend". Well, she was a transfer from another school, and had invited me to her house to "chill". Ya, thats it! Immediately upon entering her house I realize that she has a heated indoor pool, YA BABY, im already sporting wood not two feet into her front door! Well, needless to say after some small talk she wants to go swimming! Well I dont hesitiate she goes into her bedroom to change Im sprinting like a dumbass over to the deck, throwing off all my cloth, underware and all to go splish splash buck ass neked in the wa wa! ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 155 |
STEEL THATS SOME FUNNY SHIT I LOVE EVERY FUCKING POSITION FEMALE ON TOP..DOGGY YUMMY
PEACE BENNY ------------------ "modus operandi" "hesitation is the mother of all regret" | ||
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Gotta say Doggy....i think i am the only girl thats favorite position is doggy! ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 727 |
Doggy on the front seat of my car. That way I can boot em' out the door when I bust my nut. So next time some naked chick bouncing around the freeway causes you to get into a wreck, you know who to blame. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 826 |
I don't have a name for my favorite. It's kinda like mission. I'm going in sideways while I'm straddling her leg and holding her other leg in the air. This one allows for deep penetration. ------------------ http://theshow.scottsteiner.com | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 57 |
Its all good, can't say I like one more than the other. A long time ago when my wife and first strated dating we got busted by her mom. [This message has been edited by Cleaner (edited October 02, 2000).] | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 216 |
doggy style that is it......and getting rode backwards does it for me. | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 5056 |
You guys really make me blush, hell i'm still a virgin... ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1026 |
yeah right E2. ------------------ | ||
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Freak 
Posts: 1551 |
Slick I can't believe I have missed all this TODAY.... damn it! :P |
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