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Author | Topic: A Little Vacation | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 682 |
Tomorrow I am taking some time off from my busy schedule of autographing titties and am going to commit the ridiculous, moronic, totally incomprehensible, completely irrational, giganticly idiotic, and outrageously stupid act of taking my girlfriend shopping for her birthday. I may just sign over my 401K to her instead. Although I expect great deal of tears to be shed in my absence, try to keep the weeping to a minimum. Weeping just irritates me. Anyway, have a pleasant weekend and pop that poontang, Chesty. | ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 408 |
Hey Thick dawg - Happy b/day to your g/friend. Buy her something good, then buy yourself something too! Have fun! ------------------ | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 1061 |
oh shit, you too...i agreed to take fun bags camping....alone in the woods with my own personal psycho...does it get any better?... are we not men? | ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 450 |
Thick you are making the ultimate sacrafice bro! Shopping with the lady, the mall, the stores, IKEA, PIERONE, and the jewlery stores. We salute you in this endevore and commend you on your bravery. SHOPPING SUCKS! Oh.. and happy BD to your GF! ------------------ | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 238 |
TD you should just say screw all that and surprise her with a designer feedbag in her favorite color. ------------------ | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 177 |
just get her some T3 thats love, baby | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 294 |
Wodin...what girls take you shopping to IKEA??? what are you doing ? furnishing their homes?? Thick.....and Special..........there will be a moment of silence to reflect on you absence tommorow.....GOD WON"T THAT BE NICE I'll miss you both...my groovey little shish ka bobs | ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 450 |
Why? You looking to score an armoir or duevae? ------------------ | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 294 |
I got you armoir right here......dueve? I dunno.....do you ve? | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 1061 |
it means comforter is sissy-speak... | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 294 |
It was a joke Special Bill....ya know...ha ha he he.... | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 895 |
Can you say Hip Hop Hooray!!!!!!!! | ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 411 |
TD why not take her to the petting zoo,to see the other llamas.j/k a ggod rule of thumb is to only give her an hour tops,more then that and she'll think she can stay for 4 or 5 hrs.good luck bro i wish you well. | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 1061 |
i was just trying to impress james van der beek..he's been known to check out the chat board on occasion... james, if you are reading this, i cant believe that bitch left with pacey...i hope they drown....have you seen pacey's nazi haircut, how played? you still look great.... | ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 348 |
Man. I feel for you. Here is an idea for xmas, slap her everyday until then and then on xmas morning...don't! She will appreciate that gift forever (or until the next holiday comes around). |
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