I woke early one morning,
The earth lay cool and still
When suddenly a tiny bird
Perched on my window sill.

He sang a song so lovely
So carefree and so gay,
That slowly all my troubles
Began to slip away.

He sang of far off places
Of laughter and of fun,
It seemed his very trilling,
brought up the morning sun.

I stirred beneath the covers
Crept slowly out of bed,
Then quickly shut the window
And crushed his fucking head.

I'm not a morning person.

CONVERSATION OVERHEARD AT MR MUSCLES HOUSE:

SCENE:MR MUSCLE LOOKING IN THE MIRROR...

MR MUSCLE:IM MR MUSCLE WHO ARE YOU?
IM MR.MUSCLE IN THE GAY PINK AND LIGHT BLUE.

IM MR.MUSCLE WATCH ME FLEX
IM MR. MUSCLE IM THE MASTER OF ANAL SEX.

IM MR. MUSCLE THE ONE WITH A BUTTOCKS SO FIRM.
IM MR. MUSCLE THE ONE WHO LOOKS LIKE RICHARD
SIMMONS WITH A PERM.

IM MR. MUSCLE AND WHEN I DO DB PRESSES ITS WITH THE TWENTIES.
IM MR.MUSCLE I JUST BOUGHT A NEW PACK OF FLOWERED PANTIES.

IM MR. MUSCLE I TEND TO SMILE MY FRUITY SMILE ALL DAY.
IM MR. MUSCLE I GUESS WHY THATS PEOPLE WONDER WHY IM SO GIDDY AND GAY.

IM MR.MUSCLE AND YES IM A CURL CHEATER
IM MR.MUSCLE OH HOW I LOOK SO SWEET IN MY RAINBOW COLORED WIFE BEATER.

IM MR.MUSCLE I SQUAT TO PEE.
IM MR.MUSCLE AND LAST WEEK I COULDNT BENCH 150.

IM MR MUSCLE. AND DONT YOU FORGET.
IM MR MUSCLE. HEY GUY WITH THE DOG POST!!I MAKE A NICE PET.

IM MR.MUSCLE THE ONE YOU SCOFF.
IM MR MUSCLE I DONT NEED A WOMEN TO JACK ME OFF.

IM MR MUSCLE AND I COULD GO ON AND ON.
IM MR MUSCLE I THINK MY WORK HERE IS DONE.

IM MR MUSCLE AND I APOLOGIZE TO STEEL BEAST.
IM MR MUSCLE AND I KNOW HES THE BADDEST MOFO ON THE EAST.

DISCLAIMER:NO OFFENSE INTENDED ON ANYONE!!

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IN IRON WE TRUST.