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 Tell him he is TOO SMALL?
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Cool Novice 
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What do you suggest? I have been seeing this guy that has a good body but that is where it stops. Sex is just a routine now with no play time involved. Fortget kissing or oral that happened only once. And to top it off his "Johnson" is on the low average to small size. Now, I can have several orgasms (hardly even need him for that)but he does not fulfill me. He is not the first guy in my life and I know what I need.... guess not him. Another thing: Think he is too self-absorbed and narcisistic to even appreciate a "good woman." What woman would not like to get a little gift here and there esp. if she lavished him with gifts. Are there not any "good" guys out there. Just want one that is honest, caring and affectionate and of course monogamous..... VANITY IS THE PRIDE OF THE WEAK!     | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 394 |
Don't crush his ego...unless he's a ass and deserves it of course. You already seem convienced hes not for you even with out his "short commings". SO just move on.......Pleantyof randy fish in the sea baby  | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 682 |
Get him one of those Penis pumps for his birthday. | ||
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Freak 
Posts: 1801 |
Sorry to hear that, I dont know much about having a small snake(TD, special bill and Rotten do, oh and Heather Darling as well) but I would tell him your not satisfied with the sex and your tired of him always getting his and leaving you out, thats not fair, tell that pickled pete mofo to go down and suck on your clit like an infant would suck on a nipple, also why not incorporate a dildo that is the optimal size for you and you can always make comments like this size is perfect, maybe it will drive him to borrow Slopains penis pump. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 100 |
YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY MOVE ON AND FIND A NEW GUY. MAKE SURE YOU REQUIRE A PENIS MEASUREMENT ON THE FIRST DATE TO HELP PREVENT WASTING YOUR TIME LMAO....GOOD LUCK | ||
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Moderator 
Posts: 952 |
honest, caring, affectionate, monogamous with a big johnson, huh? Girls.  | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 21 |
Thanks guys. The thought has occured to bring a measuring tape to the first date...but that would be too obvious.  Give the guy a penis pump? He had one - not too many results as he told me. Was before my time and prob. after my time too!! Decided I deserve better. In fact: I DESERVE THE BEST!!!!!! Just have to find him!!! Sure another mother has a goodlooking son out there......THE MORE CRAP YOU PUT UP WITH, THE MORE CRAP YOU ARE GOING TO GET!!!! | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 21 |
Hey Johnny O. Obviously not your qualities. Too bad for male and female out there. One has to have goals in life and romance just like with lifting weights. What else is there - than to strive for excellence??? ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 394 |
Schwerkraft....true that girl......hey whats you quote mean? and your name? | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 952 |
I'm honest, caring, affectionate .. monogamous? perhaps not, but I'm honest and my partner (of 11 years) is aware of what I do, but we prefer to do things together. Big johnson? I'm just average, however no one ever said I was too small. In fact most of the times it's the right size for what I do.
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Cool Novice
Posts: 21 |
Agent Shagwell: My name means HEAVYPOWER. My quote: WORK GIVES YOU MUSCLES! And Johnny O: I have no problem with average but do have one with small average. Ever tried a toothpick? PEOPLE WILL FORGET WHAT YOU SAID. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 394 |
Thanks ofr the info...the only onther language besides English I speak is the International Language Yeah Baby | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 952 |
So how small are we talking about here?? thumb size? | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1111 |
i think shwerkraft is ranger fishing for dick pics... | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 496 |
yeah bill is probably right about that one! ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 310 |
the guy sounds like me | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 248 |
this girl is evil | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1086 |
I got to agree with Shagwell on this one. If sex Is you #1 priority which i believe it is then you surely need to move on. If he is not giving you gift and other things you need he will never give you them most likely. You live in Dallas? I can help you along. hehehe! However I am also full of myself and have an ego. I do like foreplay and I do give gift and have a slight romantic side. However I do like to drink beer and watch football with the guys on Sunday. So leave me alone one Sunday. I will have breakfast and Church with you Sunday morning and these I do not want to see you again until 7 or 8pm that night. You can come along when we are going to bars on Sunday, but the days we go to each others home to watch the games the Lady got to go. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 394 |
Sch.....better watch out bab...they tried to nab me as being Ranger as well......guess this Ranger has split personalities............these peoples are mucho paranoid here | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 21 |
SPECIAL_BILL and WODIN. Guys, guys speak for yourselves here. Ever met a woman that did not know what she wants? ....and AGENT SHAGWELL you don't happen to live in the Houston area? I love to work out and lift weights and hope the man in my life likes the same but does he have to be stuck on himself 24/7??VANITY IS THE PRIDE OF THE WEAK! ------------------ | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 952 |
Oh, so we are in HOUSTON!! ?? | ||
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Novice 
Posts: 1 |
I myself think its great that a woman knows what she wants and then acts on it. (esp. sexually) It might be bad from the guy's point of view, but it will be better for both of you in the end. I would be kind and not tell him that being too small is the main reason you interested any longer unless he's been bad to you-you don't want to crush him mentally. On the other hand, would you drop a guy because he is too BIG? Where did you learn the German? | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 230 |
Chick's either an Objectivist or a Nazi. | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 21 |
Thank you MDGUY! You hit the nail on the head. I am German so that accounts for all the "tough talk." WEAPONX - I am a realist....that means both feet are firmly planted on Mother Earth and no male MF can displace them!!! ------------------ | ||
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Novice
Posts: 8 |
oh my.... this reminds me of my second sex partner...i so scared it was gonna hurt cause he was a big guy..the man had a 3 inch d**k..i kid you not..it sucked. He was my boyfriend for a while but now that i have had a few more...i realize just how small that thing was...girl..get you something you can feel. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 52 |
I BOUGHT A PENIS PUMP... YEAH, YOU READ IT RIGHT! I BOUGHT A PENIS PUMP... I FIGURED IT WAS MY BAG BABY! I WILL SELL IT TO YOUR MAN FOR CHEAP... I PROMOSIED I NEVER USED IT! I COULDN'T FIT INTO THE DAMN THING! ------------------ | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 21 |
You all crack me up. Am on my way to bigger AND better pastures. After all the right guy has to cross my path sooner or later.... Daaaaa!! ------------------ |
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