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Chat & Conversation Wanna get laid? Go to church!
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Author | Topic: Wanna get laid? Go to church! | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 935 |
What is it about the preacher's daughter being the horniest chick in town? It doesn't stop there either. Several chicks that go to church seem to have this perminant wet spot between there legs. Other guys as well as myself find that its easier to get laid meeting a girl in church than it is a club especially those single/young adult Sunday school classes. My theory on the matter: All that talk of surpressing their desires makes them want it more. Another theory of mine is that I notice a large number of males that are regular attendees are rather effeminate. I believe the girls at church see an outsider as a novelty and a nice break from their frustrated homosexual male companions. Anyway guys, you wanna get laid? Go to church! | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 622 |
I've been scared of church ever since I was sexually fondled by the nuns at my preschool. | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 106 |
Forbidden Fruit is always the sweetest! ------------------ | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 109 |
Hehe, I figured this out a couple of months ago. Got my ass flamed off for saying what all happened too. | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 734 |
I agree 100%. When I was actively involved with the church I got laid all the time. I was an alter boy for 3 years.
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Cool Novice Posts: 12 |
Think you have something there MD. Will have to check it out and keep count. | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 81 |
I'm going to church this week and I'll tell you how it goes. | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 99 |
It could be true about the women that go there, but they go there for a diffrent reason! I know that you may not care about why they are there but dont go there! They are more or less looking for some stablity then you show up looking to just to get laid and confuse the hell out of them. At least at a club they women are there for a good time (what ever that might be) and expect to get hit on not to get blind sided. I'll get off my soap box not seitz |
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