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mightydog

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posted September 26, 2000 11:57 AM

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What is it about the preacher's daughter being the horniest chick in town? It doesn't stop there either. Several chicks that go to church seem to have this perminant wet spot between there legs. Other guys as well as myself find that its easier to get laid meeting a girl in church than it is a club especially those single/young adult Sunday school classes. My theory on the matter: All that talk of surpressing their desires makes them want it more. Another theory of mine is that I notice a large number of males that are regular attendees are rather effeminate. I believe the girls at church see an outsider as a novelty and a nice break from their frustrated homosexual male companions. Anyway guys, you wanna get laid? Go to church!


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Thick dawg

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posted September 26, 2000 12:09 PM

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I've been scared of church ever since I was sexually fondled by the nuns at my preschool.


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20.4

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posted September 26, 2000 12:12 PM

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Forbidden Fruit is always the sweetest!

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'Yeah, we could start our own game where people throw ducks at balloons and nothing's the way it seems'


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miles

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posted September 26, 2000 05:28 PM

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Hehe, I figured this out a couple of months ago. Got my ass flamed off for saying what all happened too.


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Latimer

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posted September 26, 2000 06:05 PM

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I agree 100%. When I was actively involved with the church I got laid all the time. I was an alter boy for 3 years.


God I miss Father O'Riley.


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Schwerkraft

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posted September 27, 2000 10:34 AM

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Think you have something there MD. Will have to check it out and keep count.


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FreakMonster

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posted September 27, 2000 11:11 AM

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I'm going to church this week and I'll tell you how it goes.


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Seitz

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posted September 27, 2000 11:12 AM

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It could be true about the women that go there, but they go there for a diffrent reason! I know that you may not care about why they are there but dont go there! They are more or less looking for some stablity then you show up looking to just to get laid and confuse the hell out of them. At least at a club they women are there for a good time (what ever that might be) and expect to get hit on not to get blind sided. I'll get off my soap box not seitz


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