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Checkmatebloated

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posted September 25, 2000 05:45 PM

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In public?
In private with a man?
In private with a man and woman?
In private with a 2 or more men?
Talking with your girlfriends?


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~~~SlickassBiatch~~~

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posted September 25, 2000 05:59 PM

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what is a SCHLONG?


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special_bill

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posted September 25, 2000 06:00 PM

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its been that long huh slick?...sad...


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~~~SlickassBiatch~~~

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posted September 25, 2000 06:22 PM

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little fireman?


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Checkmatebloated

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posted September 25, 2000 06:25 PM

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Peter Slick Peter!
Dick Slick Dick!
Cock Slick Cock!

Got is now?


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special_bill

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posted September 25, 2000 06:25 PM

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i know you prefer to call it "the thing which will not enter me"....but little fireman is also correct...


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MrMuscle

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posted September 26, 2000 01:25 AM

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litle fireman? wtf?? here in norway when we do a girl who is on the rag we cal it "riding the fireengine"...guess that makes your "lil firemans" day huh?

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~~~SlickassBiatch~~~

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posted September 26, 2000 05:49 AM

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How do you know Mr.Muscle?
I thought you didn't do girls?

how bout:

COCK
Willy
Worm
Killa

(depending on the person i guess)

Hell i dont know....ask TD, he gets mad D**K

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*Rotten pokes ThickDawg in his blowhole*


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Dlady27

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posted September 26, 2000 08:36 AM

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i call it his "PP" , plain and simple sometimes he will get the "love rod", comment.

But I usually keep it plain and simple!


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~~~SlickassBiatch~~~

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posted September 26, 2000 09:08 AM

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pinga - BRR, is that the correct spelling?


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Kaizen

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posted September 26, 2000 11:32 AM

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well...depending on the man...

little willy
the dominant brain
third leg
lockpick


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mightydog

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posted September 26, 2000 12:04 PM

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Schlong I guess would be a compliment.I always thought the operative in schlong was long. The s-c-h gives it more of a German sausage sound. Not sure, but thats what I think.


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KiNg_BeNNy

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posted September 26, 2000 12:08 PM

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i call my willy....stanley

you know like the power drill..ohhh

peace benny

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~%%~OneKikAssWoman~%%~

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posted September 26, 2000 12:08 PM

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member
golden rod
meat
depends on the whole situation and who's in the situation


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PUMPON

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posted September 26, 2000 06:45 PM

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"BIG DADDY FUCK STICK" enough said


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20.4

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posted September 26, 2000 06:57 PM

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This all reminds of slicks "Im not a dumbass line"... oh well just had to throw that out there.

Anyway!

"The Heat seeking moister missle."
"The one-eyed trouser snake."
"The Washington Monument!"
"The humongus thing that creeps in my pants"

"Yes I'm damn glad to see you and thanx for aksing."


Bam Bam...because on occasion wilma and betty get to take care of bam bam


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'Yeah, we could start our own game where people throw ducks at balloons and nothing's the way it seems'


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