The War on Drugs
Because I will make all drugs legal. You name it, it will be made legal. No more war on drugs no need for 15000 DEA agents.

Budget Reform
I will disband congress. The senate alone should do the job just fine!

I will cut my salary as president in half!

I will cut the salary of every senator in half! (remember if I disband congress then we won't need to cut their salaries in half, they will be gone)

I will disband the central banking system and return the printing of money to the authority of the senate since congress will no longer exist!

The Military
I will ensure that our military is state of the art and EVERYONE gets their own P32 Modulator!

Social Reform
if you want to invest your SSI dollars on your own so be it! Just don't come crying to me when you lose your ass!

If you want to keep your money in a government fund that gives you a life time average return of 7.5% so be it! Just don't come crying to me when you can't buy that porsche boxter for your 55th birthday!

Political Employment
All Interns MUST give the Commander and Cheif a hummer and sexual favors in order to do a tour in the White House.

THE WHITE HOUSE WILL BE CONVERTED INTO A $10,100 A night hotel that the gross profit from will be split among all americans equally. This should help support the new 10% Flat tax that will virtually eliminate the IRS!

As per Thick Dawgs Request.....I love campaigning!

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'Yeah, we could start our own game where people throw ducks at balloons and nothing's the way it seems'

other than that bang some interns and get caught.