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posted September 23, 2000 05:52 PM

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Here it is...

2 cups natural peanut butter (1 hole container/16 ounces)
6 tablespoons honey
2 1/4 cups protein powder (I used Alternete Nutrition Vanilla protein powder, any will work, except it won't work with soy protein powder so i've heard)
2 cups dry (uncooked) oatmeal

Combine the peanut butter and honey in a mixing bowl and
and stir.

Microwave for 70 seconds (or longer). Add the protein powder and oatmeal, and mix
well and mix. Smoosh until flat into a 13 x 9 pan. Let sit for a while (like 10-15 min.), then cut into
TWELVE even bars and wrap in plastic wrap or do what i did and if you have a top to the 13 x 9 pan.. put that on.. then after you've waited.. EAT!! they taste absolutely DELICIOUS!! the best bar's i've tasted. very peanut buttery.. yum.. i love peanut butter.
you need the honey to make it stick better.. it doesnt really stick that good.. but fairly good. add more honey if you want it to stick more.

After you've got done consumming how much you want to. put the topping on it (lid or plastic wrap) and put it in the fridge till next time.

TRY IT!! you won't be dissapointed!!

here are the nutritional facts.

Servings size 1 Bar
Servings per recipe 12.

19 GOOD-FOR-YOU Grams of Fat. (Essential Fatty Acid's)

22 Grams of Delicious Carbs

and finally 21 grams of Muscle Building Protein!

(note: I'm not sure if your protein powder has as much protein as Alternative Nutrition's but it has 26 Grams per serving.. 130 calories. i'm sure you could at more protein powder if you choose too.. i for one can barely taste the protein powder.. with all the peanut butter (you can change the peanut butter lower, then you would have to add more honey, you need those two ingredients to make the bars stick together.)

Enjoy! and the best thing about this is NO PRESERVATIVES!! you probably dont know what the hell your consuming with all those other protein bars.. like Met-Rx chocolate chip has REAL CHOCOLATE CHIPS IN THEM.. and Most have PURE ADDED SUGAR.. and high fructose corn syrup.. and a heck of a lot of other $hit you dont want in your body...

i'm never buying another protein bar again!! (just pack them up on whereever you're going and eat them whenever....!)


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posted September 23, 2000 05:55 PM

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BTW.. in case your wondering.. Alternative Nutrition can be bought at http://www.alternativenutrition.net or http://www.dpsnutrition.com ...

5lbs for $25.00 ... 70 servings per 5lb container...

one serving has
2 fat
2 carb
26 protein.....................


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PYTHON_22INCH

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posted September 23, 2000 06:09 PM

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I WILL TRY IT.


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posted September 23, 2000 06:43 PM

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cool, but might i suggest you put them in the fridge for like an hour before you eat them.. they taste 2x better cold then warm in my opinion! Plus.. they stay together a lot betta after a while in the fridge.


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MARITIME STEEL

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posted September 24, 2000 11:35 AM

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i'll give it a try.


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Steelheart

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posted September 24, 2000 11:41 AM

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I asked that question a while back ago. And someone posted it. but when I went back to copy it, they had reposted another one. Protein balls. Oh well. I try then this week.

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posted September 25, 2000 01:14 PM

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So do these homemade power bars give u that super high pitch voice ~ has?


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Weapon X

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posted September 25, 2000 01:41 PM

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The character "~" is calleed a "tilde."
And so I shall always call you "Tilde"!

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posted September 25, 2000 07:17 PM

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Call him ~ or 'tilde' or whatever you want. I'll just call him 'brumans' because thats who he is.


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Weapon X

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posted September 25, 2000 07:31 PM

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Is this "brumans" to be reviled? I'm new...


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posted September 25, 2000 11:00 PM

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Brumans? are you shitting me...

i guess all this stuff is going in the garbage then!

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posted September 26, 2000 12:54 AM

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ya protein bars are way overpriced,
but I can't get myself to
quit buying them..until now.
thanks for the recipe dude.

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posted September 26, 2000 08:09 AM

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Alt. Nut. $29.95/5lbs, not $25...go look


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20.4

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posted September 26, 2000 08:15 AM

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Your protien to carb ratio is way to high for anyone seriously considering an anabolic or ketogenic diet of any kind!

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posted September 26, 2000 10:15 AM

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all well, 29.95 then, i recieved mine for free anyway =)


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posted September 26, 2000 03:53 PM

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I agree with 20.4


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posted September 26, 2000 03:54 PM

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besides that, $25 or $29.95 for 70 servings aint cheap...


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Steelheart

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posted September 26, 2000 03:58 PM

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The taste isn't that great. A little sweet for me. I was looking for the recipe to those Soft Oatmeal bars that they sell at the juice bars...

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posted September 26, 2000 05:56 PM

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OneKikAssWoman, name ONE protein powder that is cheaper then that, i dare ya!

i bet you cant.


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posted September 26, 2000 06:16 PM

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garza

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posted September 26, 2000 09:08 PM

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I don't know about anyone else but this sounds totally ridiculous. You mean to tell me that there are 19 grams of fat in ONE BAR?????? I eat prophase bars sometimes and they only have 6/7 grams of fat with 29/30 grams of protein. Maybe you need to market these things to little debbie or something MUAHAHAHHAHAHHA.


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posted September 26, 2000 09:13 PM

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well, dipshit.....$30US would be about $45CDN, and this stuff you're talking bout has 70 servings, a 5lb thingy for $45CDN....I cna get Optimum Nutrition for $55CDN, 80 servings, 5lbs thingy..
you do the math


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garza

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posted September 26, 2000 09:23 PM

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I don't get it.....still.....for the protein you are getting....you are also getting ...reallly realllly fat HAHA


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Stumpy

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posted September 26, 2000 09:26 PM

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Hmmm... Tilde sounds a lot like dildo...


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posted September 26, 2000 09:41 PM

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you dont get fat on EFA's, you need EFA's they are healthy fats asshole.. i usually have about 2 bars a day.. and i usually have about 55-65 grams of fat each day, So if you know any thing about nutrition, Peanut butter is a healthy fat, and healthy fats are essential in any diet


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posted September 26, 2000 09:47 PM

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There's nothing wrong with EFAs in moderation. But that recipe works out to 50% fat. That's fine if you're into a high fat diet, but it doesn't compare to ANY of the commercial protein bars. It sounds more like something I would make for the kids to eat after school, though I would just use milk powder instead of protein powder if it's for the kids.


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Frackal

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posted September 26, 2000 09:58 PM

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For one thing, Tilde The Dildo = Brumans/Theron, so that says a lot right there.

I think a good way to stay lean while bulking is to limit fat+carb intake at the same time. EFA's can absolutely be turned into fat just like any other.


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posted September 26, 2000 10:00 PM

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haha.. i'm theron.. lol lol.. thats some funny shit..


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