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 Coming to grips with being ugly.
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
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Ok, I had a revelation of sorts today... All the little pretty boys were working out together this morning when I got to the gym, and between sets I kind of observed them. Now heres what my observations showed me. I dont know if its because theyre pretty or what, but they act like bitches (no offense to the ladies... I dont mean THAT kind of bitch). They primp and preen and flex theyre non existant muscles in front of the mirror. Almost trying to cconvince themselves of their prettiness? They seem deathly afraid to break a sweat. They try and talk to all of the women around, even if the woman all but tells them to leave her alone and trys to ignore them. They all seem to dress alike. So I conducted a little experiment. It pisses me off. Its like a little pretty boy asociation that ignores outsiders, it always used to irritate me, but my revelation showed me the light... If this is what being pretty is all about, fuck it. I like helping people, and just talking to whoever. Not feeling like I have to stay in my little click of friends, and wear the same fucking shoes and shirt as everyone else. Come in and only work chest and biceps. Have legs that look like they came off a folding table... Fuck it! Im staying ugly and proud! ------------------     | ||
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Novice 
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You should have called me at my g/f house, I would have come up with you. And folks Ive seen him. He IS one UGLY bastard. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 980 |
Your on your own pro.... | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 267 |
Monster: It's all in the personality.. And you've got plenty of that.. That's what most girls find appealing. Pamela  | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 189 |
#1 did you really think those pretty boys would offer to spot you? Or, even talk to you? I'm sure you intimidated their pussy asses..... #2 I can't and won't say anymore on this subject to you, Monster, about the whole "I'm ugly" bit. This topic, when you and I have discussed it, has become exhausted. You know exactly how I feel and soon you will SEE how I feel.....you'll FEEL how I feel.....I'm "hoping" it will help you.....as a matter of fact, I'm counting on it....think of me as your very own and personal Travelling Therapist.... | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 189 |
For the record, Monster, what did I tell you about this "I'm ugly" bit? You know how it makes me feel.....anyhow...next fri. we'll get into it.. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 890 |
Sorry bro, I'm beautiful. I would have spotted you tho. ------------------ | ||
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Guru 
Posts: 2501 |
You can't be worse than me. I would have spotted you. I agree with you, about groupies and such. Hell I wear striped full length spandex to my gym, and I am the only one doing it. Everyone else wears there gang colors and stink like they have not taken a shower in months. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 138 |
pharho munch: hey, I know you saw my nuts the other day when I was pissing, but why did you describe em to your mom? The big bitch keeps sending me naked pictures of herself now! Damn! kikass | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 392 |
Well, this reminds me of what someone told me a while back "Man, you're not ugly, just unnoticeable" oh well, big deal, I'll take muscular over pretty anytime... ------------------ "Don't eat me! eat Dredd! he works out!" - From Judge Dredd. | ||
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Guru
Posts: 3000 |
i don get any comments at all..does that mean im "normal"?? god damnit ------------------ "...damn you for not giving my TEST" - Metallica "After this show i'll be fat and happy again.....If i make it to the show...." - Lee Priest "Lets put some weight on the bar.." - Shawn Ray "IT DOESN'T MATTER" - The Rock | ||
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Freak 
Posts: 1700 |
How about asking for a spot, always works for me, glad you didnt crack another molar though. ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 336 |
DAMN MONSTER.... I AINT WHAT ONE WOULD CALL A PRETTY BOY.... BUT I LOOK GOOD. I JUST WOULD BE AFRAID OF STRAINING MY ASS SPOTTING YA.... SERIOUS.... I HATE THOSE LITTLE FANCY LADS.. I WAS IN THE SAME SITUATION THE OTHER DAY.. SAME EXERCISE WITH 110 THOUGH... I WISH I WOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF ROLLING ONE OVER THERE WAY, MAYBE KNOCK EM OVER LIKE BOWLING PINS... | ||
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Moderator
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Monster, In one breath you're talking about their "non-existent muscles" and then you are wondering why they won't spot a guy doing 150lb presses. Why do you think? What the fuck could they do if you really needed assistance? Matt | ||
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Moderator
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First off Brotha Monster, regardless of how ugly you are if you were anywhere in my vicinity of the gym I would've dropped what I was doing to watch you hoist those 150's up and if I saw you struggle even a bit I WOULD NOT HESITATE to give you a spot. Even though I am a relatively small female I have on occasion stopped to help a brotha when I saw him struggle REGARDLESS of the poundage. It's amamzing, I found that when I spot a guy they MAGICALLY find the strength out of nowhere just to save the embarrassment of having a GIRL HELP THEM! HA HA on them - DAH!...you've got a pretty girl (not tha I'm all that, but I've been told that I'm better than a finger in your eye!) with a fairly decent rack wearing tight-fitting some-what revealing gym-clothing leaning over you yelling, "I gotcha brotha!...GET IT UP YOU PUSSY!" JEEZE - you think you guys would struggle a little more often! I realize that I'm not a strong as most of the guys in the gym but SHIT, aren't we there for the same reason?....Shouldn't we try and help each other out?I hate the pussy-types that you describe! WTF are they doin' in the gym? Oh wait a minute.....there are some days that I am down and I need a good laugh! But basically they are taking up MY precious gym space - good for nothing assholes! And don't feel bad. You have no idea how many times I am left having the bar all but come crashing down on me or nearly blowing out a shoulder dropping a dumbbell cause I have no spotter. If I can't get a spot - who can? Incidentally, if the guy I give a spot to doesn't know that I am VERY married with a herd of kids - I let hime know as quickly as I can that I wasn't trying to cop a cheap feel - I was just being decent. Brotha - I wish there were more "uglies" like you in the world.....at least in the gym anyway. I'd take an "ugly" like you over one of those pansy-assed pretty pussies any day of the week! | ||
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Guru
Posts: 3000 |
bikinimom scares me....she would beat me to a puttle if she saw me..mommy ------------------ "...damn you for not giving my TEST" - Metallica "After this show i'll be fat and happy again.....If i make it to the show...." - Lee Priest "Lets put some weight on the bar.." - Shawn Ray "IT DOESN'T MATTER" - The Rock | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 200 |
I agree with Mrmuscel on biki mom Ok here is what I got out of that i got to the part that said 150 pound Dumb bell for each arm,,,,, and i thought,,,, FUCK THAT IS ALOT OF WEIGHT FOR A girl to use,,,, no wonder they dont help "her",,, she must be a freak
not a ugly girl but an ugly guy What u need bro is a new gym. Not these bitch gyms, a real hard core gym. I hope u got one in ur city. | ||
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Novice
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ok I have sat back long enough and listened to this crap! Me and my no good, on again off again boyfriend work out with "monster" a lot, and there are a few things you should all know before you go on listening to this sob story and dog shit he is spewing. First. He is fine. very fine. all the little aerobics girls all play dumb and ask him for help then giggle with each other when he goes back to his work-out. he aint no pretty boy, but hes better. hes cute and big and fun to be around. second. i think some guys just thin he is mean because he is serious about his workout. if you talk to him between sets he is smart and very funny and can always help you (he got me on a back program that rocks!) third. anyone who doesnt like him and there arnt many, dont like him because he antagonizes people sometimes. HEY DUMMY! Did you think those little jerks would help you after you sent them scattering froma runaway 150 pond dumbell? as for onekickasswomen, please please kick him in his ass. since you already staked your claim on him, I will just have to be content kicking my sorry bf around some more. and havoc, I was there when he broke the tooth. thats what I mean about antagonizing people. he kept letting blood oze out of his mouth and making people upset and the asshole thought it was funny. | ||
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Cool Novice 
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LMFAO... Why would you want a spot from a bunch of "pretty" boy, tooth pick legs, 13" arm, dildo using, Nsync listening, cock sucking, friends father's dick sucking, bench pressing 5 days a week, no balls, faggot loose ass piss ant sophmores in Highschool anyway... ?????????? WTF. UGLY? just rip there arms off. LOL
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 138 |
Its not that I wanted a spot from them per se. I just object to the little clicks they have that seem to keep others out. They work out in huge groups, and will take up a bench for 45 minutes for each of them to do 3 sets. I dont know. Mabye Ive always wanted to have those classic pretty boy looks... I guess I do alright. sweetness: since he gave you this link, do me a favor and keep him off of here (ha! I know he doesnt have a computer, so it wont be hard) and watch out calling me sute, youre gonna make him pout again. As for kikass... yes, she has dibs, and the affection is mutual, so back off!!! and the aerobic girls... man, I dont have time for the tee-heeing of those airheads. They dont like me anyway, theyre just giggly idiots. Valdez: I couldnt have said it better myself! ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 189 |
You want Monster, Sweetness, go ahead....I can't sit here and say "he's mine", for a number of reasons, one being I live 1000 miles away from him.......I wish I could say "he's mine" and have it be true, but, I can't....so, I won't lie.... | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 138 |
No one will have me. Im officially "off the market" as of now, Im shifting all of m energies toward my plans for world domination. Its gotta be easier than this... | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 64 |
Monster, I love the cracked tooth thing bro, I'd of let the fucker bleed too. Ha! Next time break out dat a 180 db and use that click of walking estrogen glands as bowling pins! ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 138 |
20.4:Ooohhh, they just got a set of 180lb dumbells in, too! I want those mother fuckers SOOOO bad! kikass: 1000 miles! Hah! That was never 1000 miles, not even round trip! As for sweetness... any woman who would date pharoh monch (pharHO PUNK) is a woman who is obviously mentally deficiant. JohnnyO: Hey, is it like this dating men too? Cuz if it isnt all the headache that loving women is, email me an application to your esteemed sorority! [This message has been edited by Monster (edited September 24, 2000).] | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 189 |
OK.....I'll make other plans for the 29-1 Of course you can say she's mentally deficiant, Monster, cause she's your friend and in your real world....I, however, am not...but, you're not mine to give up, so, do what ya like.....I'm mentally drained.....retarded too | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 138 |
Well, I'll stay hetro for the time being... regardless of what anyone says, Im definatly not good looking enough to be gay! "always a brides maid, never a bride" kikass: if you arent there on the 29th, I'll get you and carry you back, so shut it up and bring your ass to me! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 189 |
ooo....I'm shaking in my boots... Hollow threats | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 890 |
quote: Sorry Monster, but I'm taking over the world already! You can be my henchman, or my #2, or whatever. I'll mail you an application. ------------------ [This message has been edited by Rotten (edited September 24, 2000).] | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 830 |
LOL sorority?? Monster with that personality you can't possibly be ugly!  For anyone who wants to join you have to: 1. Know all the words to all the ABBA songs (especially "Dancing Queen') Perform these tasks and you'll be well on your way!  | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 189 |
he's not ugly....I'm gonna kik his ass next weekend a 1000 times for all the times he's said that...... | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 102 |
First of all bro!!! FUCK 150 pounders on the incline!!!! WOW good job!!!
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 138 |
JohnnyO: Ok. lets see here... #1. nope on the ABBA... not a clue... #2. if the "freak" is still counted as a dance, then Im golden. #3. no one throws a party like me (aint no party like a monster party, cuz a monster party dont stop) #4. techno is ok, diva music... eehhh... #5. I just got my new Kenneth Cole leather jacket for the fall! Versace is nice, but I just spent a bundle at Armani Exchange yesterday... the fall line is to die for But as it so happens, onekikasswoman has put me under contract on this team for another season, so it looks like I gave up my free agency for guaranteed return. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 189 |
3 holes versus 2? You dog you *meow* *meow* BuMp |
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posted September 23, 2000 02:09 PM
h, well get "into it" next friday alright... count on that!
