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FreakMonster

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posted September 22, 2000 11:03 PM

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BWWWHHHAAAAAAA

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FreakMonster

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posted September 22, 2000 11:17 PM

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COLLEGE ENTRANCE EXAM FOR FSU ATHLETES

___________________________________________

Time Limit: 3 WEEKS

1. What language is spoken in France?

2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with
particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social
conditions -OR- Give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.

3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to

____ (a) build a bridge
____ (b) sail the ocean
____ (c) lead an army or
____ (d) WRITE A PLAY

4. What religion is the Pope? (check only one)
____ (a) Jewish
____ (b) Catholic
____ (c) Hindu
____ (d) Polish
____ (e) Agnostic

5. Metric conversion. How many feet is 0.0 meters?

6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12
and the little hand is on the 5?

7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)

8. What are people in America's far north called?
____ (a) Westerners
____ (b) Southerners
____ (c) Northerners

9. Spell -- Bush, Carter and Clinton

Bush: __________________________
Carter: __________________________
Clinton: __________________________

10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one
being George the Sixth. Name the previous five.

11. Where does rain come from?
____ (a) Macy's
____ (b) Kmart
____ (c) Canada
____ (d) the sky

12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?
____ (a) yes
____ (b) no

13. What are coat hangers used for?

14. The Star Spangled Banner is the National
Anthem for what country?

15. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium -OR-
spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS.

16. Where is the basement in a three story building located?

17. Which part of America produces the most oranges?
____ (a) New York
____ (b) Florida
____ (c) Canada
____ (d) Wisconsin

18. Advanced math. If you have three apples, how many apples do
you have?

19. What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corp.) stand for?

20. The Cornell University tradition for efficiency began when
(approximately)?
____ (a) B.C
____ (b) A.D.

Signed _______________________


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1-body

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posted September 23, 2000 12:15 AM

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Damn, I wonder what would I ask William Shakespeare to do???

1-body


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lc576

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posted September 23, 2000 07:32 AM

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# 13 would be, "for breaking into cars"


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~~~SlickassBiatch~~~

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posted September 23, 2000 08:47 AM

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This is typical coming from a Gator fan.

Shows how much class you Gator fans have.

Thanks FREAK

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*I do not want Special Billy's little fireman, i repeat, i do not want Special Billy's little fireman.*


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20.4

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posted September 23, 2000 09:21 AM

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It's that last one after no. 20 that most of these people would fail to answer!

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'Yeah, we could start our own game where people throw ducks at balloons and nothing's the way it seems'


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FreakMonster

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posted September 23, 2000 11:54 AM

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Slick I know you love it when I harass you!!!!!


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Rotten

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posted September 23, 2000 12:16 PM

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quote:
Originally posted by ~~~SlickassBiatch~~~:
This is typical coming from a Gator fan.

Shows how much class you Gator fans have.

Thanks FREAK


Slicks just mad cause she failed the test!

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~~~SlickassBiatch~~~

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posted September 23, 2000 02:39 PM

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*I do not want Special Billy's little fireman, i repeat, i do not want Special Billy's little fireman.*


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PYTHON_22INCH

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posted September 23, 2000 07:05 PM

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DAMN... I KNOW THAT TEST IS TUFF. THAT IS WHY I COULDN'T GET INTO COLLEGE.


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FreakMonster

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posted September 23, 2000 08:29 PM

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ALL-NATURAL-JUICE

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posted September 23, 2000 10:22 PM

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lol..how the fuck do you do that middle finger .


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~~~SlickassBiatch~~~

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posted September 23, 2000 10:26 PM

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http://smilecwm.tripod.com/net4/thefinger.gif


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Dread Lord Good Guy

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posted September 23, 2000 11:28 PM

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18 hrs at this fall college and im still bored

wtf, i hate austin


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FreakMonster

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posted September 24, 2000 11:14 PM

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What is the difference between a Florida State girl and garbage?
Garbage gets taken out once in a while.

What do FSU and UF students have in common?
Both got accepted to FSU

Why couldn't they have a nativity scene in FSU last Christmas?
They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin in the whole city.

What did the UF grad say to the FSU grad?
Will the defendant please rise.

What did the FSU grad say to the UF grad?
Would you like fries with that?

How many FSU freshman does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, that's a Junior level course.

Why do FSU grads hang their diplomas on the rear-view mirror?
So they can park in handicapped spots.

What's the difference between a Seminole and a dead possum in the
road?
There are skidmarks before the possum.


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FreakMonster

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posted September 25, 2000 01:54 PM

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Bump


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Mr. T

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posted September 25, 2000 01:59 PM

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See you on 11/18/2000 Freak. I heard Bobby Bowdens gonna take Spurrier out to the woodshed-


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Thick dawg

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posted September 25, 2000 02:01 PM

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What's the difference between a Gator cheerleader and the Titanic?

Only 2,000 people went down on the Titanic.


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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted September 25, 2000 02:02 PM

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evacuation proce.....pisss pissss pissss....evacuation process com.....pisss pissss pissss.....evacuation processs complete

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Get away from me you lazy eye psycho


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tyler durden is jack

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posted September 25, 2000 02:03 PM

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lmao holy shit ........
my favorite one was #12
can you explain einstein's theory of relativity?
(a)yes

(b)no


s()(...)/'..)e/''k


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thermo

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posted September 25, 2000 02:05 PM

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had them minus 35, it was 31-0 at the two minute warning and the noles had the ball first and goal getting ready to score for my cover and the win but no outzen fumbles and i lose, i am officially boycotting the seminoles for good , i hope the gators eat them up


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Mr. T

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posted September 25, 2000 02:19 PM

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Why does Steve Spurrier wear a visor?

To hide his circumcision scars!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


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FreakMonster

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posted September 25, 2000 06:48 PM

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What F.S.U. really stands for:
1. Free Shoes University
2. Florida Stomped Us
3. First Simpleton University
4. Florida's Second-Rate University
5. Friggin' Stupid Underachievers
6. Florida Scares Us
7. Freaks Seeking Undergraduate
8. Financially Shady University
9. Fat, Stupid and Ugly
10. Fans Shun Us
11. Florida Spanked Us!
12. Flippin' Stupid Ugly
13. Falling-in Shabby University
14. Florida's Sorry University


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~~~SlickassBiatch~~~

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posted September 25, 2000 07:16 PM

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GO NOLES


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Frackal

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posted September 25, 2000 08:45 PM

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Dam tatt teste was fukeng tuf!!


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FreakMonster

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posted September 25, 2000 09:00 PM

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Ya Slick failed that test!!
She had to take it 5 more times to pass it!
Slick did ya even get into FSU or are you just another Seminole follower.


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