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 Best Pick up Lines
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 84 |
Ladies whats the best you've heard..Guys whats the best you got? #1- "baby, you got space panties on? Because baby your ass is outta this world"    | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 127 |
My name is Big Country!! Remember that because you will be screaming it later!! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 99 |
a classic: you look so good i wana take you home and grow a whole field of you ------------------ "...damn you for not giving my TEST" - Metallica "After this show i'll be fat and happy again.....If i make it to the show...." - Lee Priest "Lets put some weight on the bar.." - Shawn Ray "IT DOESN'T MATTER" - The Rock  | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 127 |
Do you work for UPS??? I thought I saw you checking out my package!! | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 498 |
ahahah that a good one! here goes #1 excuse me...do you have a map?... cause im lost in your eyes. #2lets do some math...you + me - our clothes..and lets multiply! #3 excuse me..did it hurt? when you fell form heaven? just ask fitness1 i tried 1 & 3 on her but they didnt work. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 874 |
Wanna fuck? ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 541 |
Where do you want it, in your snatch or down the hatch? | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 396 |
I Swear to GOD that I used that several times in my early 20's rotten and it worked! I'd walk up to a hotty who looked pissed at the world and just Say' "Lets go fuck." worked probably 70 % of the time. The other 30% was a mix of fuck off and slaps! ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 127 |
1.Wanna come over for Pizza and sex?? What you dont like Pizza!! 2. Do you sleep on your stomach?? Can I?? 3. Wanna play Army?? I'll lay down and you can blow the shit out of me!! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 968 |
Big C walks them dogs..that shits funny... | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 127 |
1. Nice legs!! What time do they open?? 2. I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight! 3. I may not be the best looking guy in here, 4.I know milk does a body good but damn how much have you been drinkin?? | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 186 |
I usually just walk up and say hi. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 541 |
My mule does'nt think you can suck dick. You want to prove him wrong? | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 217 |
hhahaha LOL as always TD | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 302 |
Girl, you're really beautiful! Do you have any brothers? | ||
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Cool Novice 
Posts: 43 |
Do you have a band aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you. You make me flip head over heels.....but I know other positions too! ------------------ -"I want action tonite, satisfaction tonite" Poison | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 127 |
You have 206 bones in your body!! Want one more?? | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 84 |
Big C....lol...your the man  | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 84 |
"You got any intalian in ya?....You want some " | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 84 |
"You got any intalian in ya?....You want some " | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 127 |
If it's true we are what we eat, then i could be you by morning!! Are those real????? | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 127 |
Is that a ladder in your stalkings, or the stairway to heavan??? | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 305 |
Joey from friends. "How you doin" | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 302 |
What the fuck is an Intalian? | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 84 |
Italian....spagetti....meatballs | ||
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Moderator 
Posts: 505 |
This one always gets 'em.... "I ate a lot of protein today so please don't be turned off by my gas" ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 825 |
stupid but i ahve heard them... aren't your feet tired...cause you been running through my mind all day
Is that jelly......cause jam dont shake like that. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 968 |
me thinks thou doth protest too much | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 84 |
"they say steriods can cause testicular shrinkage....these look small to you? " | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 335 |
I HAVE A GOOD ONE..... SO GOOD I AINT GONNA POST IT! I AM STILL USING IT..... | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 394 |
NICE SHOES..WANNA FUCK? WOULD YOU LIKE TO GIVE ME A HUCKLEBUCK? | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 71 |
the word of the day is legs ..now lets go upstairs and spread the word--
is that a mirror in your pants ?? peace kb ------------------ "modus operandi" "hesitation is the mother of all regret" | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 176 |
Wanna fuck? Do you like a girl that swallows? | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 43 |
HACKER! You're the man! I love that line! ------------------ -"I want action tonite, satisfaction tonite" Poison | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 122 |
wanna fuck is the supreme one. lol this is some funny shit. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 553 |
Baby-You've got peanut butter thighs-smooth,creamy,and easy to spread......  ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 67 |
FUCK ME if I'm wrong but haven't we met before? | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 825 |
King Benny - you got some good ones there, for being such a young ass. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 136 |
* Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? * Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too. * Ok, you walk by her and as you pass her turn around and say "HEY! Did you just touch my ass?" When she says "No" you say "Damn!" * Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? No! Well in that case, D'ya wanna do lunch? * Fuck me if I am wrong, but you want to screw me, don't you? * I'm going to have sex with you tonight no matter what so you might as well be there. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 176 |
umm......Monster? are you gonna reply to my pick up lines? Didn't your mother ever tell you to not keep a Lady waiting?? | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 136 |
Youll get my reply next friday. * That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
* If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter, would you let me spend some time up between the holidays? * Miss, If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in? | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 122 |
I have a nine inch penis. They laugh then i show it to them and they are mine. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 176 |
I gotta wait a whole week? It best be worth my wait. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 271 |
1. You work'n tonite? 2. HOW MUCH BITCH? 3. Your not a cop are you? 4. Excuse me,...... are you a lesbian? 5. SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH, YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU. | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 43 |
Pokemon.......you have issues. ------------------ -"I want action tonite, satisfaction tonite" Poison | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 271 |
SG: Thanks for the compliment!!!
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Novice 
Posts: 5 |
I have a seven inch tongue and breath through my ears! Is there a keg in your pants? cause I wanna tap dat ass. | ||
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Novice
Posts: 5 |
Forgot to include my favorite, Hi, may I suck on your toes? | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 122 |
juice moose that is some funny ass shit. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 84 |
" WOuld you like to see my Jumbo Jet?" "In my homeland I'm considered quite handsome" "A shag a day keeps the doctor away" "If I said you had a beautiful body, whould you hold it against me?" "Shall we shag now, or shall we shag later?" ------------------ | ||
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Novice
Posts: 5 |
Excuse me, have you seen my Congressional Medal of Honor around here? That shirt is mighty becoming on you, if I was on you I would be coming too. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 84 |
Do you like milk..? Yes. Which Kind? Chocolate. Me too! gets em everytime.. --------- Want some toast? ---------- Do you like scary movies? ---------- Is this your cat? --------- Whats your favorite food? --------- Do you like oranges? -------- HAHHHAHAHAH | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 72 |
hey little girl...you want some candy | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 217 |
LOL Barney!!! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 129 |
so, what will you be making me for breakfast? ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 129 |
wow those babies real or bolt ons? ------------------ |
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