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 I Got In A Squab
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Elite Bodybuilder 
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last night outside work with some special bobbies...it was three on one til my co-worker pulled his baby glock out and asked them to get the hell off me...i was getting sort of dealt with...today i cant really move my head without pain in my neck...so my question is this: as we were about to tussle, im spouting off the usual bullshit, but really felt like i was comin up short... "beat you like a rented mule" "bring it, don't sing it" "want some, take some" (they did, ouch) pretty weak, huh? pimp hand went limp... i need some new and improved shit...hook a brother up...     | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 115 |
When your talking your not fighting. I will talk shit all day, but if there is any chance a fight will break out (you can always tell when it will) I dont talk, just letting out liitle bitch grunts as I throw down. Someone has to throw the first punch, and if its a guy your going to have trouble with, might as well be you. Fair fights are for losers to copmplain about. I always scan the area for something I can use to whoop someones ass if I know the fucker can throw down. Hope you feel better, bill. Slopain | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 55 |
"Don't make me break my foot off in your ass!" | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 944 |
i pulled a trap...and then went and did shoulders cause i was so pumped....didnt hurt til i woke up this morning... | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 112 |
Bill the rented mule..That is some funny shit!! I agree Slo.. just get out 1st dont wait, dont talk just blast there ass, then when they are sleeping on the pavement, You look at him and say "Now what's up bitch?" | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 537 |
Damn Bill, Why didn't you stop being a cheapskate and just buy some of their girlscout cookies? | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 855 |
WTF Bill, with your winning personality I can't see you making someone mad. I'm proud of the fact that you didn't back down even outnumbered. The pain only last for a little bit, so never back down to anyone. Maybe Slick needs to give you a little TLC to make the hurt feel better. ------------------ [This message has been edited by Rotten (edited September 22, 2000).] | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 944 |
thick- quit makin me laugh muthafuker...hurts like kissing your sister... thanks rotten- these guys were punks, pulled their trooper with the 5000 watt stereo right up to our office building and blasted it....i asked him to "please turn it down"...he said no, and it was on...simple as that sometimes, aint it?... | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 125 |
Special bill your a riot, you always make me crack up, damn I cant stop laughing, its good you didnt back down , that demands a gang of respect, talk is just talk like Slopain said, nothing anyone is going to say is going to make me say "oh shit I better not fuck with this mofo" unless he pulls out a piece and says something. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 55 |
Society's goin' to shit when you can't ask someone to turn their music down. Bill, you've got my respect for not backing down. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 54 |
yeah slopains right if the fight was going down you should have just bailed in the trooper through which ever window was closest. Hell i have been beat down more than i have won but it is the same rush either way. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 141 |
Know when to back down and when to fight. When it is time to fight, no talking just whoop some ass. chesty | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 449 |
Bill, First off..Glad to hear you're still breathing..
Example 1 "Yeah!! YOu smell what i'm cookin you cock sucking mother fucker" Example 2 "just bring it, Chooch fuck" Example 3 tear your shirt off and scream " WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH mutha fukaaaaaaa" ala Rick Flair
Seriously though.. as long as your vision is OK and your not pissing too much blood you should be alright IG | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 384 |
Bill, Glad to here you and your special sense of humor are ok. Next time tear your left arm off and beat the first fucker with that. Then they will know you mean business!!! That or, from what I've heard Rotten and Thick say, use some of that Gold Dust that slick is supposedly carrying in her coochie. The best defense is a good offense! ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 749 |
Rotten: just cause i had a dream about Special Bill DOES NOT mean i want his fireman. You keep making these comments. I dont think of Specialy Billy, i dont want Special Billy. Special BillY : I'm glad you didn't get hurt. I dont want my dream lover to be all cut and bruised up. I dont have any lines for you, i've only been in one fight in my life as i was poundin her ass outside McDonalds all i said was "Bitch let go of my hair" and "uh ah hold up, let me take these hoop earrings out" and then "Bitch thats what what you get for fuckin my man"  | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 125 |
You eat at Mcdonalds? ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 537 |
Slick want Special Bill. Pass it on. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 944 |
she had just gotten of work quit frontin and just ask slick... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 855 |
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WHICH ONE IS IT??? Your subconsious is telling on you. You do want his fireman don't you?
[This message has been edited by Rotten (edited September 22, 2000).] | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 749 |
that was done on purpose Rotten, i thought you were smarter than that Havoc and Dream Lova: i dont eat or work at the mac. She was working the drive through and i drove through and pounced on dat ass. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 335 |
My thing is if I'm out number I'll play it off. Come of nice and "say look I'm sorry we got off on the wrong foot. I extend my right arm and nail him with the left. Odd are I'm going to get my ass kick 3 vs 1 but I'm at least going to nail one of them. Bill get a Louiville Slugger in you truck. It has save me a couple of times. ------------------ On my word unleash Hell!!! |
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