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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted September 22, 2000 12:13 PM

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Sex and Your Name

According to studies, the first letter of your firstname reveals your sexual identity... What do youthink?...DAMN its soo trye its scarey huh

"AGENT SHAGWELL"
-A-
You are not particularly romantic, but you are interested in action. You mean business. With you,what you see is what you get. You have no patience for flirting and can't be bothered with someone who is trying to be coy, cute, demure, and subtly enticing.
You are an up front person. When it comes to sex, it's action that counts not obscure hints. Your mate's physical attractiveness is important to you. You find the chase and challenge of the "hunt" invigorating.You are passionate and sexual as well as being much
more adventurous than you appear; however, you do not go around advertising these qualities. Your physical needs are your primary concern.

"CHESTY"
-C-
You are a very social individual, and it is important to you to have a relationship. You require closeness and togetherness. You must be able to talk to your sex partner before, during, and after. You want the object of your affection to be socially acceptable and
good looking. You see your lover as a friend and companion. You are very sexual and sensual, needing someone to appreciate and almost worship you. When this cannot be achieved, you have the ability to go
for long periods without sexual activity. You are an expert at controlling your desires and doing without.

"JOHNNYO"
-J-
You can be very romantic, attached to the glamour of love. Having a partner is of paramount importance to you. You are free in your expression of love and are willing to take chances, try new sexual experiences
and partners, provided it's all in good taste. Brains turn you on. You must feel that your partner is intellectually stimulating, otherwise you will find it
difficult to sustain the well. You require loving, cuddling, wining, and dining to know that you're being appreciated.

"MRMUSCLE"
-M-
You are emotional and intense. When involved in a relationship, you throw your entire being into it. Nothing stops you; there are no holds barred. You are all consuming and crave someone who is equally passionate and intense. You believe in total sexual
freedom. You are anything and everything. Your supply of sexual energy is inexhaustible. You also enjoy mothering your mate.

"SLICKASSBITCH"
-S-
You are secretive, self-contained, and shy. You are very sexy, sensual, and passionate, but you do not let on to this. Only in intimate privacy will this part of your nature reveal itself. When it gets down
to the nitty-gritty, you are an expert. You know all the little tricks of the trade, can play any role or any game, and take your love life very seriously. You don't fool around. You have the patience to wait for
the right person to come along.

"THICK DAWG"
-T-
You are very sensitive, private, and sexually
passive; you like a partner who takes the lead. Music,soft lights and romantic thoughts turn you on. You fantasize, but do not tend to fall in and out of love
easily. When in love, you are romantic, idealistic, mushy, and extremely intense. You enjoy having your senses and your feelings stimulated, titillated, and teased. You are a great flirt. You can make your relationships fit your dreams, oftentimes all in your own head.

Agent Shaggy's SUMMARY:
Chesty-your in love with yourself, huh
JohnnyO-your all bout glamor baby
Sickass---shy, she ain't no loud ass hoe
Thick-hes seennssaatttive and likes to be titilated huh, who would have guessed


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Dlady27

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posted September 22, 2000 12:21 PM

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What is D, then? C'mon tell me let's see if you are right....


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havoc

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posted September 22, 2000 12:25 PM

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Since most of these handles have no relevance with our real nomenclatures this thread has no credibility and what handle or other handle are you because the fact you chose a shark with a laser beam for your weapon tells me you have been around for a month or so at least.

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"Always remember, I am your Moms Pimp"-havoc
"YOU ARE IN THE MIDST OF A GENETIC PROTOTYPE"


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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted September 22, 2000 12:26 PM

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Dlady
D-
Once you get it into your head that you want someone, you move full steam ahead in pursuit. You do not give up your quest easily. You are nurturing and caring. If
someone has a problem, this turns you on. You are highly sexual, passionate, loyal, and intense in yourinvolvement, sometimes possessive and jealous. Sex to you is a pleasure to be enjoyed. You are stimulated by
the eccentric and unusual, having a free and open mind.

DLady--your turn on by problems, huh...whats 2+3....RANDY baby...very Randy


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Dlady27

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posted September 22, 2000 12:27 PM

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But Havoc, my handle does pertain to my real name ! You know this. So I want to know what Shagwell has to say.


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~%%~OneKikAssWoman~%%~

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posted September 22, 2000 12:27 PM

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KikAssWoman: Kinky and a kook
Lisa_The_Strong: luscious and lickable

Dlady: delectable, delicious, desirable...

Slick: sexy, suggestive in a non-chalant way,


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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted September 22, 2000 12:28 PM

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Havoc....you need to get laid ....bad...very very badd baby
lighten up baby


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chesty

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posted September 22, 2000 12:29 PM

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Well considering I picked the name Chesty it fits pretty damn close, although I am not in love with myself, I find myself with many faults that are not desireable. he S is also very close to be accurate, now even if this is just a humerous post, whoever came up with those descriptions knows us pretty well.

chesty


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Dlady27

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posted September 22, 2000 12:29 PM

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LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL !!!!

QUITE FUNNY, AND SOMEWHAT TRUE. WHERE DID YOU COME UP WITH THESE?


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havoc

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posted September 22, 2000 12:31 PM

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Saying I need to get laid is like telling Jabba the Hutt he needs to eat some more food.

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"Always remember, I am your Moms Pimp"-havoc
"YOU ARE IN THE MIDST OF A GENETIC PROTOTYPE"


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cowbell

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posted September 22, 2000 12:32 PM

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damn, mine starts with a C also, i don't think that is much like myself, but some I will agree with!!


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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted September 22, 2000 12:37 PM

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well than Havoc....Jabba needs more food....feed that Jabba


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JohnnyO

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posted September 22, 2000 12:38 PM

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Glamor? I'm nothing but a Glamorpus? I guess that explains the disco ball in my bedroom...

.. or did I stay in the club too long?


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Thick dawg

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posted September 22, 2000 12:43 PM

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Sensitive, haha. You got me pegged. You would'nt believe how sensitive I am when I'm getting blown by some skank ass ho.


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supersizeme

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posted September 22, 2000 12:47 PM

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retarded thread


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~~~SlickassBiatch~~~

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posted September 22, 2000 12:51 PM

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She hit the nail on the head with me.

I like Agent Shagwell

Havoc needs to get laid. lmao

and THICK DAWG is really a pussyfied WHIMP
LMAO

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~~~SlickassBiatch~~~

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posted September 22, 2000 12:56 PM

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Agent Shagwell i knnow who you are, dont worry i wont reaveal your identity and i know why you changed names, or might i say created an additional name. I wont say more cause i dont want to let out your secret, but if you are who i think you are, i have spoken with you via e-mail a while back.

shhhhhhhhhhh i wont tell.


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Thick dawg

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posted September 22, 2000 12:57 PM

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You like Agent Shagwell, eh Slick? I think she's out of your league. She only shags people weighing over a metric ton.


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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted September 22, 2000 01:06 PM

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Slickassbitch...you seem like a nice harlet...but unfortunately I've never e mailee with you. ANd this is my first name and only name I've had on this site. Sorry girlie


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Rotten

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posted September 22, 2000 01:11 PM

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Sexy man, sexy man, eating like a sexy man can.

I was dead sexy, and you were crap!

I've got bigger titties than you do!

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[This message has been edited by Rotten (edited September 22, 2000).]


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~~~SlickassBiatch~~~

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posted September 22, 2000 01:15 PM

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Yo Shag

Its BIATCH not BITCH

Thanks


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Dlady27

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TD, where have you been today buddy? I miss ya!

And you know right now that YOU ARE a sensitive guy at heart you just do not show it here on the boards! LOL


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Thick dawg

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posted September 22, 2000 01:23 PM

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What's up DLADY, Ive been here. I've been lying in ambush, waiting for the optimal time to move in for the kill...


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Dlady27

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Rotten, I love Fat Bastard! But that has got to be the most unappitizing (sp?) thing I have ever seen in my lifetime!

And to think there are women in this world that actually have husbands that are like him... Yucky, yuck, yuck!!!


TD, I need a vacation can I come stay with you for the weekend? Would the gf mind?


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Thick dawg

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Anytime, DLADY. I don't think the GF will mind. I'll tie her up and stuff her in the trunk of my car for the weekend.


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Dlady27

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Okay, I am off to see how much the plane ride there would be, be right back in a jiffy! Can I fly into Orlando , Miami, or Tampa? Hell, I will just "POP" on in and we'll go visit Moe and Slick ass.... are you down for that? Instead of the Eskimo's?


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Thick dawg

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posted September 22, 2000 01:39 PM

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How about I fly the Eskimos in and we can both enjoy them?


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Dlady27

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naaa, I've never seen a sexy male eskimo!

Can we go to the Adult Book store Booths, I havent been there in a loooooonnngggg time?

by the way the cheapest flight was 859.00 leaving today!


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BIG RICK ROCK

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posted September 22, 2000 01:47 PM

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hey lighten up!
this is a humorous post why are some people getting upset.

lets see here can you do my name??

lest see what you come up with::::

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Thick dawg

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posted September 22, 2000 01:49 PM

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$859! Damn, does that include sexual favors from the stewardess?


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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted September 22, 2000 01:55 PM

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-B-
You give off vibes of lazy sensuality. You enjoy being romanced, wined, and dined. You are very happy to receive gifts as an expression of the affection of your lover. You want to be pampered and know how to pamper your mate. You are private in your expression of endearments and particularly when it comes to lovemaking. You will hold off until everything meets with your approval. You can control your appetite and
abstain from sex if need be. You require new
sensations and experiences. You are willing to experiment.

Big Rock- So you like to pamper huh...hows about a sensual massage....ooohhh groovy baby
---DOn't abstain from sex...use that mojo


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Dlady27

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Umm, no I don't think so, wonder if I can con the Captain into something though...
summin like, f**king him while he is flying the big ol' jet airplane! WOW then I would be part of the mile high club, COOL!


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~~~SlickassBiatch~~~

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-B-
thinks he is all that and a bag of chips, when in reality, he aint shit. Talks smack, wants a piece of ass really bad, but cant score. Fucks up peoples quotes for the hell of it. Likes to ride the strip in his souped up ride looking for willing hoes. Listens to rasta music, listen to latin music, thinks he can do the salsa, but is really whack.

how's that BIG RICK ROCK?

BUCCA BUCCA BABY


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BIG RICK ROCK

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well Slick Ummm umm? let me see? umm ummm NO!

actualy Agent S is right on point!!!
holy shit! she was actualy right, I'm like that.


and Slick, turn on you IM i got a
ding aling aling to pick with you, Buyaca buyaca!

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MrMuscle

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there you go. now how about letting me prove this to you Shaggy

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"After this show i'll be fat and happy again.....If i make it to the show...." - Lee Priest

"Lets put some weight on the bar.." - Shawn Ray

"IT DOESN'T MATTER" - The Rock


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~~~SlickassBiatch~~~

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quote:
Originally posted by AGENT SHAGWELL:
Agent Shaggy's SUMMARY:
Chesty-your in love with yourself, huh
JohnnyO-your all bout glamor baby
Sickass---shy, she ain't no loud ass hoe
Thick-hes seennssaatttive and likes to be titilated huh, who would have guessed


Agent Shaggy: Do i come across as a loud ass hoe?

BRR: Sorry bro i was at work when i was postin today. catch up with you monday.
bucca bucca

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*I do not want Special Billy's little fireman, i repeat, i do not want Special Billy's little fireman.*


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KiNg_BeNNy

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posted September 22, 2000 09:01 PM

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im a b also..he he
that was almost on the head the only difference is ..i am not that quite

peace benny

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ALL-NATURAL-JUICE

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posted September 22, 2000 09:46 PM

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Hey Shagwell do you do what your name says.


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This is Fun!

Passionate
Persistent
Persuasive
Playful (Kitty) Pamela


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