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 If you had to kill someone...Weapon?
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
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If you had to kill someone, what would your weapon of choice? Mine...#1 bullet shooting jublies #2 shark with lazer beams on there heads    | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 719 |
mano a mono baby! DOMINAT OR SUBMIT!  | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 127 |
I would say a protein fart. Letting one fly right next to some poor old guy and watch him go into convulsions from the overwhelming odor!! And that is all I have to say about that!! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 825 |
my fists | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 541 |
I 'd lower them into a pool filled with ill-tempered seabass using my incredibly slow-moving dipping mechanism. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 217 |
Shooting them 12 times in the face with a high-powered pistol | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 147 |
Hand to hand would be my first choice but If I had to choose a different weapon it would be a Chinese Star to the grill followed by an illmatic swing of some tiger grip nun chucks to the forehead. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 71 |
havoc illmatic..can you give me a descriptive definition ..or the street definition of that word..im not making fun..it is a serious question.. and if i had to choose a weapon...it would be a shotgun...12 guage ..but other thank that im with the other bros..on the hand to hand ..i think if you man enough to kill someone should have the balls to kill them....while they have a chance to kill back...thats why i hate hunting ..because the animals dont know what the fuck is going on..
------------------ "modus operandi" "hesitation is the mother of all regret" | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 65 |
A Cold Steel Tanto. Use it for what it ws intended for!!1 | ||
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Freak 
Posts: 1507 |
my bare hands! with my temper that is all I would need! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 186 |
300 win mag or Weatherby, 220-240 gn Hollow point boat tail from 1500 yards.
chesty | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 147 |
Romeo aka King Benny, illmatic was the title of Nas first album. Ill meaning dope, fresh, the shit, top notch, incomparable, top of the game etc etc Matic meaning without hesitation or having to think about it, its just comes natural , its part of a persons steelo. So when combined and illmatic swing would be a swing that is like no other swing and without hesitation or having to think about it, it would be an instant death blow to the forehead that was never expected because the shit was illmatic. ------------------ | ||
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Cool Novice 
Posts: 29 |
IF I AM NOT WORRIED ABOUT BLOOD SPLATTERING... BASEBALL BAT TO THE FUCKIN HEAD... AND ACTUALLY THIS MAY HAPPEN VERY SOON.... | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 110 |
What a f@#ked up topic! LOL I would go with barehands or my HK .45 Tactical pistol. Just to see how effective those 230gr Hydro-Shoks really are. BANG...No lifeforce! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 84 |
-What about a metal vice to squish the head till the eyes pop out (Casino)Now that was original, or a pen...its mighter than the sword | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 968 |
i would get my kill fuck on... | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 21 |
Chesty - got the idea Look if your going to do this its gotta be clean. No one want to go to jail. So either you pop them from a far or you do it clean. So you can't break the skin - no knives and guns. So either poison or strangulation. but what the fuk have some fun - | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 702 |
hammer, in the back of the head!!  | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 85 |
High Voltage electricity....... Death of 1000 papercuts.... Forcing them to watch "The Little Mermaid" over and over until they finally kill themselves...... ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 396 |
If it were a girl - My dick, I'd fuck her till she just gave up and died from ecstacy. If it were a guy, I'd have to butt fuck him till he split in too. My dick it a powerful weapon! ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 93 |
I'd use... Weapon X. | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 24 |
I'd take a claymore. Guns are for pussies. -Warik | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 450 |
Chesty, I would go with the .500 Nitro express, but then again the guy might not be worth the cost of ammo. IG | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 874 |
A lazer mounted on the moon, I would call it my "Death Star" ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 84 |
Rotten..you got mad mojo huh  | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 541 |
only if "mojo" is another name for syphilis. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 549 |
A bouncing betty where they couldn't see filled with enough nails to give Bob Villia a hard on, as well as tacks, glass fragments and piss on and shit on it all to insure some sort of infection if they didn't bleed or die instantly. Or perhaps some sort of Sulfur mixed in to blind them from escape. "xi shanshouzhe, cang yu jiudi zhi xia, shangongzhe dong yu jiutian zhishang; gu neny zibao er quansheng ye."-Long ago those sophisticated at defense were as if concealed in the deepest bowels of the earth, and those sophisticated at attack were as if moving in the highest reaches of the heavens.---Sun-Tzu | ||
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Moderator 
Posts: 693 |
My Paintball gun! ------------------ Ok I Re-Loaded!! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 63 |
His own mind. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 121 |
F-14 | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 761 |
a spoon Puc ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 99 |
make love not war ------------------ "...damn you for not giving my TEST" - Metallica "After this show i'll be fat and happy again.....If i make it to the show...." - Lee Priest "Lets put some weight on the bar.." - Shawn Ray "IT DOESN'T MATTER" - The Rock | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 335 |
IF HE REALLY PISSED ME OFF, I WOULD USE MY BARE HANDS AND TEAR HIS LIMBS OFF. IF HE DIDN'T PISS ME OFF ALL THAT MUCH... MAYBE JUST A TOMAHWAK MISSILE. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 84 |
Shagg them to death | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 302 |
I'd go for a pen... and then stab the motherfucker in his neck like 20 times (Casino) | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 874 |
quote: You haven't been makeing either have you MrM? ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 99 |
nah i havent..you can say im a double virgin  ------------------ "...damn you for not giving my TEST" - Metallica "After this show i'll be fat and happy again.....If i make it to the show...." - Lee Priest "Lets put some weight on the bar.." - Shawn Ray "IT DOESN'T MATTER" - The Rock | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 74 |
If I really wanta inflict pain-make em listen to fucking "boy bands" till they commit harekari. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 88 |
beat the fuck out them with some steel toe boots and leave em for the vultures ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 249 |
slin 100ius while they sleep then there is no trace ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 980 |
Id stick a dull object up their ass and gut them while they yell and scream, "AAHHHH, AAHHHHH!!!!!" So? Wanna Dance with the devil by the moon light? | ||
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Novice 
Posts: 5 |
Grizzly .50 cal. sniper rifle, 2200 yards, hit them just above the groin, it will rip the bottom section of their body off,then their organs will hit the ground before they do. My second choice would be to beat the shit out of them with my bare hands, then stick them in a wood chipper feet first, stopping the chipper when it gets to their belly, and walk away laughing my ass off. Be kind please rewind! | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 498 |
ID GO FOR A FUCKIN STAPLER. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 980 |
Juice Moose.... You beat me on that one. Your mind is sicker than mine. But Ive done that b4!!! Bwahahahahahahha! ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 392 |
What else? a Neutron Particle Weapon! Up their ass!! But I'd settle for this... ------------------ "Don't eat me! eat Dredd! he works out!" - From Judge Dredd. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 919 |
I would love to set off a Claymore mine on the next son of a bitch that drives past my apartment playing boom boom music. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 98 |
a cattle prode otherwise 1000iis insulin + 5 tabs aldactone & 10ml nubain | ||
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Novice
Posts: 5 |
I got one for child molesters and rapists, first wrap sandpaper around a louisville slugger and shove it up his ass, then put his balls and dick in a vise and weld the damn thing shut, next give him a dull rusty piece of metal, then set the room on fire and walk out laughing your ass off! Be kind please rewind! | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 47 |
skull fuck em in the eye! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 924 |
-an iron frying pan -a 45 lb. plate -a heavy candle stick holder -stab him 1000 times with a 22 gauge needle. -a big fucking rock ------------------ Bros before Hos SIG EP 4 LIFE! | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 43 |
Hi, .50 Cal sniper's rifle with one of my custom rounds. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 129 |
for the child molester, chain him to a pole by the wrists and wrap a thin cable in a slip not around his sack hook the other end around the bumper of my truck put the truck in gear and let it roll away slowly. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 129 |
another one for a child molester,,, 12 gauge shoved up his ass with 00 buckshot...boom!!! ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 67 |
You guys make this too hard on yourselves. Give them a shovel and make 'em dig a hole. Push him in and cover his ass up. |
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