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 Are you having trouble finding someone?
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Moderator 
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There is a new service that just came out for those guys and girls who just need a little help finding someone. They help match respectible people with someone they can love and trust and to start a new relationship. Here's what previous customers had to say about this service. "I would like to share the miracle this site has brought into our lives. We found our soulmates here on Sept 12. We are nearly inseparable now and have come together at a time in our lives when we thought there was no more love to be found. Finding each other again has healed all of those past heartaches and wounds we were sure would never mend....bitter and cynical, we faced the world seemingly alone until now. "She is "mi milagrita", "my little miracle", and we have the locator service to thank. Neither one of us has ever had trouble meeting others... who ever would have guessed we would find "the one" over an the internet???" "We complete each other....we graciously thank everyone for our new life together."      | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 50 |
Sign me up. Bout time I found a new llama. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 203 |
HMM.... I HAVEN'T HAD ONE OF THEM BEFORE. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 384 |
YOU YOU,YOU'VE GOT A GIFT MY FRIEND YOU,YOUR GOOD.HAD ME GOING .HAHAHA [This message has been edited by Kaisersosay (edited September 21, 2000).] | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 2472 |
Johnny seriously did you really have to let us all know about your affection for beastiality??? Keep some things to yourself ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 152 |
All the lamas on that service are FAT HOES!! Trust Me. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 118 |
Thats a scam Johnny O, LLamas dont last, its just in their genes to want a variety of farm animals, primates and humans, there capabilities of monogamy are shameful to say the least, my heart has been broken too many fucking times to give those shrub eaten mofos another chance, fuck you Connie, I will always hate you bitch, now on the bright side and I have said this many a time, Aardvarks are the shit and their roundups are usually unforgettable experiences. Hopefully TD, Rotten and Special Bill will reply, they are all sharing a lebanese rhino right now, so far they say its going well but one is bound to get jealous, thats just them. Peace. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 118 |
Had to bump for the lonely. ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 524 |
Bill and Rotten can keep the rhino. I'm going ostrich hunting. A lot less work. When they bury their heads in the sand, their already in position. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 223 |
How much for a sheep? ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 936 |
three words: stump trained cattle | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 850 |
I guess the rhino is lonely , cause I've found a new love. Pot belly pigs! When I get tired of her, I'll shove a spike thru her, and roast her in my back yard. Good eatting before and after!  Brings new meaning to the term SQUEAL LIKE A PIG ------------------  [This message has been edited by Rotten (edited September 22, 2000).] | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 115 |
Since we are all sharing here: Anyone tried one of the blowup Llammas, I ordered and am waiting for it to come in, supposed to feel and smell just like a llamma, plus you never have to worry about them taking off in the wee hours of the morning after you hit it. Slopain | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 118 |
Slo , the blow ups dont possess the usual moonlit glow of a real llamas eyes, it just isnt the same and the hair tends to shed, this still brings back memories of Connie, I still hate you bitch. ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 524 |
Yeah Slo, your reaching for shit now. What a sad day it is when you can't nail a llama. Looks like you've been reduced to banging roadkill. Don't be so aggressive, though, you gotta sweettalk it a little |
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posted September 21, 2000 08:15 PM
