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posted September 21, 2000 04:24 PM |
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Got Best one liners in movies (Shaft)....get away from me you dirty fembot....
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posted September 21, 2000 04:26 PM |
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Zeds Dead baby, Zeds dead.
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posted September 21, 2000 04:27 PM |
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get away from me you lazy eye psycho
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posted September 21, 2000 04:29 PM |
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bring out the gimp
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posted September 21, 2000 04:31 PM |
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"The weather out there is hot and shity, with continued hot and shitty for the afternoon, theres a pissy weather front comming down from the south, basically its hotter than a snakes ass on a wagon route"--- SOuth Fl weather forcast ![](http://www.elitefitness.com/ubb/smile.gif)
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posted September 21, 2000 04:32 PM |
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Your shwartz is bigger than mine ![](http://www.elitefitness.com/ubb/wink.gif)
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posted September 21, 2000 04:32 PM |
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That shit aint mine! I don't know how it got there-Dolemite& Whats your name? Dolemite Mothafucka
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posted September 21, 2000 04:32 PM |
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"This town is like one giant pussy just waiting to get fucked" -Al Pacino, Scarface, when referring to Miami
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posted September 21, 2000 04:33 PM |
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How 'bout a nice glass of shut the hell up ![](http://www.elitefitness.com/ubb/smile.gif)
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posted September 21, 2000 04:34 PM |
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I just thought she was a raging Alcoholic. Dumb and Dumber.Slopain
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posted September 21, 2000 04:35 PM |
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THAT'S MY BIKE, PUNK!
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posted September 21, 2000 04:35 PM |
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Ohhhhh Veronica Vaughn.....SOOOO HOTTT WANT TO TOUCH THE HEINI...AROOOOO!!!-Billy Madison
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posted September 21, 2000 04:36 PM |
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Shag: It's (It's my duty to PLEASE that BOOTY)
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posted September 21, 2000 04:37 PM |
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ALotta Vagina--"in China men come first and women com second.." Austin Powers--"or sometimes not at all "
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posted September 21, 2000 04:42 PM |
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Sucky Sucky, Me so horny, me love you long time, Me Sucky Sucky. - that dirty Vietnamese whore, Full Metal Jacket
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posted September 21, 2000 04:51 PM |
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"I have been to Hawaii" "Which Island?" "Comeoniwannalayya" ![](http://www.elitefitness.com/ubb/wink.gif)
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posted September 21, 2000 04:59 PM |
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What we've got here is a failure to communicate!-Cool Hand Luke
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posted September 21, 2000 05:06 PM |
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whispers: "your balls are showing" Ace Ventura
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posted September 21, 2000 05:10 PM |
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Piss on this turd! - Resevoir dogs
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posted September 21, 2000 05:12 PM |
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"Are you gonna bark all day little doggy or are you gonna bit" Michae; MAdson to HArvey Keitel in Reservoir DogsSlo
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posted September 21, 2000 05:22 PM |
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I am alone--I am utterly alone. By the time you read this, I will be gone, having jumped--having plummited off the winter river bridge.
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posted September 21, 2000 07:17 PM |
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"Sometimes, six someties seven, tell me? Do you feel lucky Punk?! Do You?"[I} - Clint Eastwood, Dirty Harry.[/I]
------------------ 'Yeah, we could start our own game where people throw ducks at balloons and nothing's the way it seems'
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posted September 21, 2000 07:37 PM |
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BBBBBIGGGGG BBBBEAR CHASE-JOHN CANDY GREAT OUT DOORS. DO IT FOR JOHNNY MAN,DO IT FOR JOHNNY.MATT DILLON OUTSIDERS.
YOU ALWAYS WORRY BOUT RICHIE,WHEN YA GONNA WORRY ABOUT BOB?
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posted September 21, 2000 08:59 PM |
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BOTH OF MY BIGGEST FAVORIRES WERE TAKEN...
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posted September 22, 2000 12:32 AM |
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My dad has the awsomest set of tools dude, I can fix it.------------------ Go Big or Go Home
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posted September 22, 2000 12:38 AM |
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"I know im pretty, but i ain't pretty as a set of titties." Drexel, True Romance------------------ peace,
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posted September 22, 2000 03:43 AM |
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"I, Galvatron, will crush you just as Megatron crushed Prime!" <---sorry, just felt nostalgic about Transformers!!
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posted September 22, 2000 03:47 AM |
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(whisper, like in Field of Dreams)"If you fuck her she will cum"
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posted September 22, 2000 06:35 AM |
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You fargin iceholes....I'm gonna cut your bells off or something like that......from the movie Johnny Dangerously....
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posted September 22, 2000 07:41 AM |
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HIS NAME IS FAT BASTARD, HE IS A DISGRUNTLED SCOTTISH GUARD, HE WEIGHS A METRIC TON.I ATE A BABY! A BABY! BABY, THE OTHER WHITE MEAT! I WANT MY BABY-BACK, BABY-BACK, BABY-BACK RIBS... CHILLIES BABY-BACK RIBS! ZIP IT! But I Said ZIP IT! Im trying to tell you.... ZIP IT! ZIP IT! ZIP IT! ZIP IT! ZIP IT! When a problem comes along, YOU MUST ZIP IT! "WHACK" ZIP IT GOOD! Hendo-nagu-scwah-ka...subtitled ZIP IT! All Right Butt-MuncH
------------------ 'Yeah, we could start our own game where people throw ducks at balloons and nothing's the way it seems'
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posted September 22, 2000 08:26 AM |
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quote: Originally posted by WODIN: HIS NAME IS FAT BASTARD, HE IS A DISGRUNTLED SCOTTISH GUARD, HE WEIGHS A METRIC TON.I ATE A BABY! A BABY! BABY, THE OTHER WHITE MEAT! I WANT MY BABY-BACK, BABY-BACK, BABY-BACK RIBS... CHILLIES BABY-BACK RIBS! ZIP IT! But I Said ZIP IT! Im trying to tell you.... ZIP IT! ZIP IT! ZIP IT! ZIP IT! ZIP IT! When a problem comes along, YOU MUST ZIP IT! "WHACK" ZIP IT GOOD! Hendo-nagu-scwah-ka...subtitled ZIP IT! All Right Butt-MuncH
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posted September 22, 2000 09:04 AM |
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"Say my name, BITCH!"
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posted September 22, 2000 09:16 AM |
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Pardon me Thick Dog...but ist it..."Whats my name bitch!""one book, "Swedish Made Pennis Enlarger this thing is my Bag Baby" written by Austin Powers." "WHy must I be surrounded by freakin idiots" "I eat shits like you for breakfast"--"your eat shit for breakfast??!!" ![](http://www.elitefitness.com/ubb/smile.gif)
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posted September 22, 2000 09:25 AM |
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"How would you feel if every time you had to take a piss, you had to do a handstand?"- Reservior Dogs"When I see a naked man chasing a woman through an alley with a buutcher knife and a hard on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross." - Dirty Harry "Fuck my tight little pussy till it bleeds"- Teenage Bisexual fistfuckers 2
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posted September 22, 2000 09:33 AM |
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"you can't handle the truth""I hope they shrivel up and fall off" "Thats your home!!! Are you to good for your home!!!" "He called the shit poop!!" "The'll treat you real respecatble like at the zoo Mr.Penguin" "You ain't cool unless you piss your pants" ![](http://www.elitefitness.com/ubb/smile.gif)
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posted September 22, 2000 09:35 AM |
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"I'd know that ass anywhere, Thats the Mayors wife!"... The best of Ashley, Cum Drinking Slut!------------------ 'Yeah, we could start our own game where people throw ducks at balloons and nothing's the way it seems'
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posted September 22, 2000 09:37 AM |
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MR. PINK Let me tell ya what "Like a Virgin"'s about. It's about some cooze who's a regular fuck machine. I mean all the time, morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.MR. BLUE How many dicks was that? MR. WHITE A lot.
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posted September 22, 2000 09:49 AM |
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OK this is my Last Tribute to Reservoir dogs:MR. WHITE Shit, you shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize MR. WHITE If you get a customer or an employee who thinks he's Charles Bronson, take the butt of your gun and smash their nose in. Drops 'em right to the floor. Everyone jumps, he falls down, screaming, blood squirts out his nose. Freaks everybody out. Nobody says fuckin shit after that. You might get some bitch talk shit to ya. But give her a look, like you're gonna smash her in the face next. Watch her shut the fuck up. Now if it's a manager, that's a different story. The managers know better than to fuck around. So if one's givin you static, he probably thinks he's a real cowboy. So what you gotta do is break that son-of-a- bitch in two. If you wanna know something and he won't tell you, cut off one of his fingers. The little one. Then you tell 'im his thumb's next. After that he'll tell ya if he wears ladies underwear. I'm hungry, let's get a taco.
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posted September 22, 2000 10:33 AM |
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it aint white boy day, is it?- drex true romance
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posted September 22, 2000 10:37 AM |
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"I like my coffee like I like my men...Black"
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"First things first. Where's your shitter? I've got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey!" --Fat Bastard------------------
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posted September 22, 2000 12:22 PM |
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"I'll Be Back!""Yo, Adrian"
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"Your not the contents of your wallet. Your not how much money you have in your fucking bank account. Your not your fucking khakis! Your the all knowing all singing crap heap of the world." - Tyler Deren, Fight Club
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posted September 23, 2000 11:09 AM |
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Holy Flarking Snit! Aliens on the Simpsons.
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posted September 23, 2000 11:29 AM |
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IT'S BETTER TO LOOK GOOD THAN TO FEEL GOOD. FERNADO LAMAS (sp?)
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