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Rotten

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posted September 21, 2000 12:06 PM

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The missing dollar

3 men go into a motel. The man behind the desk said the room is $30, so each man paid $10 and went to the room. Awhile later, the man behind the desk realized the room was only $25, so he sent the bellboy to the guys room with $5. On the way, the bellboy couldn't figure out how to split $5 evenly between three men so he gave each man $1 and kept $2 for himself. This meant that the 3 men each paid $9 for the room.which is is a total of $27, add the $2 that the bellboy kept=$29

Where is the other dollar???????????????

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Weapon X

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posted September 21, 2000 12:13 PM

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The confusion comes from running the transactions in two directions simultaneously.
The men paid $30 for the room.
Five bucks was returned via bellhop. The men paid $25 for the room. ($8.33 each) Period. End of story.
They each got back one dollar and the bellhop kept two. Still $30.

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~~~SlickassBiatch~~~

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posted September 21, 2000 12:14 PM

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The dollar is up Thick Dawgs ass


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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted September 21, 2000 12:15 PM

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Who were the 3 men? what a cheap hotel


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posted September 21, 2000 12:15 PM

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I gotta agree with Slick on this one


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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted September 21, 2000 12:17 PM

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THick dawg was there? WIth JohnnyO?


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posted September 21, 2000 12:19 PM

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Yeah the three guys were running a train on Slick.


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posted September 21, 2000 12:21 PM

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Why were these three men in this Hotel Room in the first place and how did dawg get that dollar up his ass? And why does slick know this? Plus what is agent shagwell doing to slick? Why is Rotten trying to play fuck-with-ur-head-math?

Hmmmm....very interesting! MWAUGH HA HA!

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posted September 21, 2000 12:21 PM

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When Rotten heard that the last dollar was "Legal Tender," he thought they said "Barely Legal and Tender," so he ate it.


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posted September 21, 2000 12:22 PM

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Are you sure it was'nt a SlickAssBiatch, Agent Shagwell, and OneKickAssWoman carpet-cleaning session?


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posted September 21, 2000 12:23 PM

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Why is math making everyone so horny this morning?


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posted September 21, 2000 12:26 PM

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it was Havock TD and Rotten, fuckin


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posted September 21, 2000 12:29 PM

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Its Thursday and its been a boring week so I wanted to give everyone something to argue about.

The three guys went to the room to run a train on Slick. Thick's ass smelled like gold dust so they thought it was Slicks undies. They stuck a dollar in Thick's ass by mistake thinking they were tipping Slick. Slick knew it was up Thick's ass cause she was tossing his salad and got a papercut on her tongue. Shagwell was there to give Slick breaks every 30 minutes as stated in the hooka union rulebook. I pimped 'em out and was making damn sure that nobody was stealing my money, biatch!

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posted September 21, 2000 12:30 PM

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Carper cleaning as in rug muncher?
Rug munching brings to mind a fantasy of mine that goes like this.....o forget it, let's talk about math


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Carper cleaning as in rug muncher?
Rug munching brings to mind a fantasy of mine that goes like this.....o forget it, let's talk about math


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~~~SlickassBiatch~~~

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posted September 21, 2000 12:39 PM

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actually Rotten and Havoc where taking turns fucking Thick dawg in the ass, he was bent over
hollering and moaning. Special Billy happened to be walking by the Ho Jo , hearing this noise he
became aroused and busted in the door saying �I have a dollar , can I get in on this?�TD said but
ofcourse, so Special Billy slapped the dollar on thick�s back and proceeded to fuck him in the ass.
Special Billy was like a animal and during this wild sexual encounter, the dollar just happened to
slip in and up TD�s ass.


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Actually Special Bill was busy in the next room fucking a llama. Thats why Slick turned to prostitution. She wants his fireman, and was trying to make him jealous. Bill only likes llamas so Slick is heartbroken, and the fact that the gold dust smell coming from Slicks undies is unbearable!

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posted September 21, 2000 12:44 PM

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Actually, this whole story can be nothing more than fiction in the first place, because the second Slick opens her legs, everything within a 10 mile radius would have been killed instantly.


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posted September 21, 2000 12:50 PM

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quote:
Originally posted by Thick dawg:
Actually, this whole story can be nothing more than fiction in the first place, because the second Slick opens her legs, everything within a 10 mile radius would have been killed instantly.


Yep, they would have died from gold dust poisoning. The military is testing it out as a new form of chemical warfare in Slick's poonnany.


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AGENT SHAGWELL

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posted September 21, 2000 12:56 PM

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This sounds like Dr.Evil's doings...


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posted September 21, 2000 05:04 PM

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um.......so what happened to the dollar??

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You subtract instead of add.

3 men X 9 dollars = $27

$27 - $2 for the bellboy = $25

The room was $25.

The dollar was never missing.


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~~~SlickassBiatch~~~

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umm......it's still up Thick Dawg's ass, he likes the feel of it in there. He can sit at his desk at work and twist and turn and the sensation the dollar brings is fulfulling for him.


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I might be lost here but what is up with Slickassbiatch's pussy being gold plated or haveing "gold dust" ???

is it because she is not giving it up (so she claims)


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Rick she's giving it up alright. The number machine on her back has been reset a few times already. Have you ever smelled gold dust? Its not a pretty smell. Her kitty being gold plated, not hardly. They might brass it for her when she retires from hooking in a few years tho.


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~~~SlickassBiatch~~~

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Naw Rot, BIG RICK ROCK was right, its like gold plated and shit. and what do you mean BRR ? - "so she claims"
I AM NOT GIVIN UP THE GOODS!
why is this SOOO difficult for you guys to believe? Not Everyone is as sex driven as you freaks! lol, actually i truly enjoy sex, but i am not going fuck just to fuck, damn. I am single and i am waiting for the right person before i give up the poonany. damn. Believe it, its true, going on my 9th week too.


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posted September 21, 2000 06:27 PM

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Ok it took me a minute but i solved it. IN the problem they confuse us by taking thirty dollars (30) and subtracting 3. (27). Instead of subtracting 2 more...the money the bellboy took.....they added it to make 29. That is why one dollar appears to be missing. If the men payed 5 dollars more then needed then 5 dollars needs to be returned. Each of the three men got 1 dollar...for a grand total of 3 dollars. 5-3=2. 2 dollars are left to be dispursed....the bellboy takes those 2.


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posted September 21, 2000 06:28 PM

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so what IS the right person that you will give it up for?


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going 9 weeks without sex is nothing, Slick....when you've gone a year or more without sex, then I'd like to hear about it...


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posted September 21, 2000 06:52 PM

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Hhmmmmm.I think I seen this before. hehehehe!


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posted September 21, 2000 06:55 PM

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HEHEHEHE! ROTTEN said SLICK was in the room becoming air tight! HEHEHEHE!


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~~~SlickassBiatch~~~

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posted September 21, 2000 07:29 PM

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kikass
i didnt say it was "something" i just keep hearing people say they dont beieve me and shit, so i am simply stating that it is true.I know 9 weeks isnt a long ass time.

JohnnyO
i dont know who is the right person to get it, it will have to of course be someone i am in a reltionship with and right now, i'm not even looking for a relationship. At this time in my life it is better for me to be alone. But when and if i do finally get laid, i will let you all know. lol


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