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Topic: Hi all - been gone awhile - little post for fun
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Cool Novice
Posts: 14 From:St.Louis Registered: Sep 2000
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posted September 21, 2000 10:03 AM |
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OK - it was an e-mail I got and it in Fun. So have a laugh. Subject: RULES THAT GUYS WISHED WOMEN KNEW
1.If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 2.Learn to work the toilet seat; if it's up, put it down. 3.Don't cut your hair. Ever. 4.Sometimes, we're not thinking about you. Live with it. 5.Get rid of your cat. 6.Sunday = Sports. 7.Anything you wear is fine. Really. 8.Women wearing Wonder bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at. 9.You have too many shoes. 10.Crying is blackmail. 11.Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work. 12.Mark anniversaries on a calendar. 13.Peeing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes. 14.Yes and no are perfectly acceptable answers. 15.A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. 16.Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived. 17.Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument. 18.If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys. 19.Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are? 20.Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out. 21.You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done. Not both. 22.Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we. 23.You have enough clothes. 24.Men are from earth; women are from earth. Deal with it.
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 839 From:I'm in your daughter's bedroom right now. Registered: Jan 2000
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posted September 21, 2000 10:35 AM |
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Welcome back Cleaner. I figured you had shot your mailman or something and was hiding out hehe. So where have you been hiding, out buying a new arsonal or something?------------------
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Cool Novice
Posts: 14 From:St.Louis Registered: Sep 2000
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posted September 21, 2000 10:38 AM |
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I got an ugly case for jury duty. Came back to work to a bunch of b.s. And the board was all screwed up.Looks like all the cool people lost thier id's - what happen to you Rotten? HEHHEHEHEHHEH By the way looking at a couple new guns. Might have to make another trip to Springfield.
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 79 From:RETURN TO SENDER Registered: Sep 2000
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posted September 21, 2000 11:15 AM |
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Whats up cleaner, long time no read.Slopain
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 786 From:Smyrna, GA (suburb of Atlanta) Registered: Jun 2000
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posted September 21, 2000 11:38 AM |
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Cleaner's back! And like Stone Cold let me give you big get you a big ol' "HELL YEAH!" on evertything you just said.------------------ my wrestling/video game/bb zone http://pub23.ezboard.com/bthewholefnshowsforums
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 51 From: Registered: Sep 2000
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posted September 21, 2000 12:06 PM |
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good shit browelcome to the board and be sure to read the newbie post.lol ------------------ "Give me a fat slut that cooks and washes dishes" I want my 1600 post back!
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Cool Novice
Posts: 14 From:St.Louis Registered: Sep 2000
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posted September 21, 2000 12:16 PM |
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Shit Dank had to go and hit me with the newbie shit.AWWWWWW that funny shit. Forgot about that. Look at all the shit going on here: Shows got his own board. Danks gettin his girl back. Frackel lookin at other girls. Rotten and Thick dawg fell in love. I mean shit the place ain't the same anymore.
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 915 From:NE alabama Registered: Jun 2000
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posted September 21, 2000 12:33 PM |
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hi cleaner, been sniffing those dry cleaner chemicals lately?....
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 51 From: Registered: Sep 2000
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posted September 21, 2000 12:34 PM |
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Yeah they talked shit to my for being a newbie too so i figure i would pass it on.Youre right we are all getting soft in our old age. Hell this may be my last year growing weed too. What are our lives coming too. ------------------ "Give me a fat slut that cooks and washes dishes" I want my 1600 post back!
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Cool Novice
Posts: 14 From:St.Louis Registered: Sep 2000
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posted September 21, 2000 12:43 PM |
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Hey bill I'm looking to add an AR_10. Just can't get the dang thing out of my mind.Just dropped $500 in pistol clips.
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Cool Novice
Posts: 25 From:your ars Registered: Sep 2000
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posted September 21, 2000 12:50 PM |
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hey cleaner missed ya------------------ I wish I could be plain old blackhaus1 :(
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 915 From:NE alabama Registered: Jun 2000
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posted September 21, 2000 12:55 PM |
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a stoner ar 10?...the .308 right?...
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Cool Novice
Posts: 47 From: Registered: Jun 2000
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posted September 21, 2000 12:56 PM |
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AR-10 kicks ass be prepaired to do a little triger work, did you feel the stock pull on that thing. By reading your posts dont think I need to tell you any of that though. Good luck.
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 713 From:slicksterville, South Slickson USslickinA Registered: Aug 2000
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posted September 21, 2000 01:07 PM |
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Welcome back Cleaner, i missed you, you are the only one who doesnt bust on my gold dust ass.
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 915 From:NE alabama Registered: Jun 2000
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posted September 21, 2000 02:26 PM |
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i know it girl, he busts on your stomach then bounces as you hear the tinkling of spare change hitting your pillow....
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 496 From:Florida Registered: Aug 2000
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posted September 21, 2000 02:31 PM |
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lol Bill, welcome back Cleaner.
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Cool Novice
Posts: 14 From:St.Louis Registered: Sep 2000
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posted September 21, 2000 02:32 PM |
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Thanks guys! Didn't think anyone would notice.Later I'll tell you about jury duty. What a sick bastard!@!!!!!! Yeah .308 and sweet. I got a major woody. Its an ar-15 on roids. Big time. That and the FAL-FN that I was looking at just didn't do anything after I picked it up. Think I might end up with both.
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