To rephrase Ted The Swimmer Kennedy's infamous demonization of Judge Robert Bork:

�In Clinton-Gore�s America: newborn babies have their skulls crushed and their brains vacuumed out; Storm Troopers knock down the doors of innocent citizens in the middle of the night and at gunpoint drag 6-year olds out and sent them into the arms of Communist dictators; 9-year old girls know what �oral sex� means and 11-year old girls practice it, claiming that it is �not really sex�; Poor black children are forced to attend dangerous and failed public schools; The Boy Scouts are booed and boycotted as a �hate group�; Catholic Bishops are spied on as a �terrorist group�; and everywhere people are not judged as individuals based on their characters, but as members of a group based on the color of their skin.�

Since we live now in the Bizarro World where you have to look up �is� in your Funk and Wagnall�s, perhaps this would be a good time to delve into the contemporary definitions of morality and immorality.

Because for the party that has campaigned and governed (you should excuse the expression) on the mantra that �character doesn�t matter� - �morality� is no longer defined in terms of personal behavior, but in terms of �politically correct� public policy. If nothing else, Clinton can certainly claim that as a legacy.

Perhaps Nina Burleigh, Time magazine's White House correspondent, summed up the Liberal Democrat attitude on this during the Impeachment over sex, perjury and obstruction: �I�d be happy to give the President oral sex just to thank him for keeping abortion legal in America.� I�m sure Eleanor Clift, soccer moms and the �gender gap� agree.

Do you fully understand what she has said here?

It doesn�t matter what Clinton does in his �personal� life - presumably that includes rape. But as long as his public policy positions are correct - or in their Bizarro World view - moral - that is all that matters!

Do you see how the world has been turned upside down here?

By any normal view - Jewish, Christian, natural law, common sense, even the public opinion polls - the horrendous and barbaric practice of partial birth abortion is blatantly immoral. But according to the state-sponsored Religion of Liberalism, abortion is their sacrament - and anything that opposes it is immoral. And they treat this not as a political issue, but as a Holy War.

Ditto, for all their �hot button issues.�

For them the very definition of �civil rights� is affirmative action. And by definition, anyone who opposes civil rights has got to be an immoral, intolerant, racist bigot. As Ward Connerly so correctly pointed out, the reason he opposes affirmative action is because racial quotas are immoral. It has turned Martin Luther King�s �dream� on its head. It is blatantly un-American and unconstitutional - and in fact inherently racist to assume blacks (or whatever other most favored �minority� group) can�t compete on an even playing field.

Even on the issue of taxes, they talk this way. Charlie 'Red' Rangel, who would become Chairman of Ways and Means should the Party of Evil regain a majority in the House, has actually said that when Republicans talk about tax cuts, these are �code words for racism!�

So when Clinton just vetoed ending the marriage penalty tax and the death tax, again he was - in their Bizarro worldview - making morally correct public policy decisions. Again, it is �immoral� to have �risky tax schemes that benefit the rich,� instead of the �good caring government� taking in money so they can take care of the poor!

In any kind of a normal world, for the government to confiscate 50% of a person�s income (and then 50% again at death), then assume it rightfully belongs to the government (even with alleged trillion dollar surpluses), then misuse it on the most ludicrous public programs - not to mention personal use for the Clintons - is truly immoral. I won�t even mention the Clinton record for fundraising - no one else comes close - didn�t people use to believe that the love of money is the root of all evil? Isn�t there a word for someone who is willing to do anything for money? Hint: it rhymes with Gore. Look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls.

But for a real example of turning the world upside down - look at their moral view of homosexuality. For thousands of years, Judaism (ain�t that right, Joe Lieberman?), Christianity, natural law, and common sense have viewed homosexual acts as immoral. And the psychiatric community has always viewed is as a diagnosable mental condition.

Now, folding like cheap cameras to the militant homosexual activists (who represent about 1% of the population), without any new medical (much less moral) evidence, the psychiatric community has deleted homosexuality as a �condition� - and any segment of society that dares criticize homosexual behavior is immoral and intolerant (their worst sin). If you don�t believe me, ask Dr. Laura.

Or the Boy Scouts of America, who were booed at the Hollywood Convention and now face corporate boycotts and Federal anti-gay discrimination laws.

Similarly, for thousands of years, every religion, every society, and plain old fashioned horse sense told us that the best place to raise children is in intact families headed by a married mother and father (of opposite sexes).

But 30 years of feminism and Liberalism have given us a 33% illegitimacy rate in America (70% among minorities). Look at the reaction Dan Quayle got when he dared to criticize the Murphy Brown syndrome. Combined with Heather Has Two Mommies, what Hollywood celebrities are doing, and of course the militant homosexual agenda pushing for same-sex marriages - and you have a frontal assault on the institution of marriage, which has been the bedrock of morality for thousands of years.

But anyone who criticizes this is deemed intolerant and immoral. Welcome to the Bizarro World. Now they have to commission expensive taxpayer studies to come to the obvious conclusion - children are better off being raised by their mothers and fathers.

Note it has always been their side that uses the language of immorality here, not ours. It is they who have demonized us for starving children over a debate on a federal school lunch program; of trying to poison the air and water (Al Gore actually said that) over environmental policy differences; and wanting to throw seniors on the street to die (over falsely accused cuts in Medicare and Medicaid).

They have also used ludicrously inflammatory rhetoric like �Republican Jihad� and �ethnic cleansing� over the most trivial policy differences. I can�t even count how many times they've compared Republicans to the Klan or the Nazis.

And they�ve even pulled this nonsense in foreign policy.

Do you remember the very words Clinton and Gore used to describe President Bush�s foreign policy towards China in 1992? That�s right, they called it �immoral,� because Bush would even think of having normal trade relations with the �Butchers of Beijing� who had such a dismal record on �human rights.�

Well, that�s incredible! �Immoral�? Not only have Clinton-Gore opened up more trade with China, against the express wishes of American labor unions, but I have a better word to describe this administration's policy towards China.

How about treason? They�ve sold all our nuclear secrets to this enemy nation (Clinton calls them our �strategic partners�) for illegal campaign contributions! You want to talk immorality?

What, do you think China has cleaned up its record on �human rights�?

Did you hear what they did a couple of weeks ago? They still practice forced abortions to keep the population down (a policy Hillary has publicly admired). As a result of one such �failed� forced abortion, a baby was born alive and healthy. Chinese Communist government workers took this child and drowned the child right in front of the terrified parents!

This is a country that has murdered more Christians than the Nazis have murdered Jews - and they�re still actively persecuting them.

They still believe that all religions are the opiate of the people and are actively persecuting Tibetan Buddhists, and only recently boycotted the exiled Dalai Lama from a U. N. interfaith conference.

The London Telegraph recently reported that the Communist Chinese have secretly been shipping 700,000 of their soldiers into the Sudan, poised to help the Islamic government there finish off their 17-year old civil war, which has already witnessed the genocide of over 2 million black Christians.

Oh yeah, and that government also practices black slavery. Human rights, anyone? Immoral foreign policy?

So Clinton-Gore, you keep taking your phony photo ops with little children, holding Bibles coming out of black churches, making out with your wife (don�t worry Bill, not you), �feeling our pain�; and parading that paragon of morality Joe Lieberman in our face who keeps hiding behind God.

Jesus, as always, said it best (Matthew, chapter 23):

�Woe to you, hypocrites! �you are like whitewashed tombs, which outwardly appear beautiful, but within they are full of dead men�s bones and all uncleanness. You outwardly appear righteous to men, but within you are full of hypocrisy and iniquity. � You tithe mint and dill and cummin, and have neglected the weightier matters of the law, justice and mercy and faith �You blind guides, straining out a gnat and swallowing a camel!�

He�s talking to you, Joe Lieberman, who won�t turn on a light on Saturday, but will support infanticide and same-sex marriage.

Oh, I forgot, those are the �morally correct� positions of Orthodox Liberalism.

What ever happened to "don't hate the player, hate the game." Bajebus!