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 Yep, Im one Jaded Bastard. Women are Infuriating
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 998 |
Let me inform you all of the single worst personality traits a man in the 21st century can possess, because I have them and so will use them to illustrate my complete ineptitude in finding the woman I want. A. Indifference: Im 22 years old, and I already don't give a fuck. My desire is there, but I lack the physical ambition to seek out the woman I need. I can literally smell the ass around me. I don't care! B. Arrogance: Im not particularly proud of this trait. I am under the impression that my IQ and physical construction sets me apart from 80% of my fellow man. I would never voice this or use it to dominate another person, but I REFUSE TO SETTLE. I would rather perpetuate a single life than settle for a woman who does't captivate my mind and body! D. Morality: This is the absolute worst character trait a man can possess. The University of South Carolina abounds with thousands of potential sexual conquests. All I need is apply moderate effort and sexual success would be mine, daily! But nooooo, for some reason I seem to be the only male in this world that doesn't want that. E. Modesty: Im a competative bodybuilder, all I need do is wear the colored wife beaters like my scrawny pencil dick bretheren. They have the freedom of showing their shapeless twig like triceps in public. I don't because for some damn reason I think this behavior is assinine, needy, and shallow. How can a bodybuilder be modest, I don't fucking know. I know its a perverse concept, you dont have to yell it at me! In a nut shell Frackle, I know your pain. I can only say that Not Giving A Fuck has worked for me so far. Amazing how productive I have been as a result! Please ladies of Elite Fitness, don't fault me. I still have some glimmer of hope. I still believe she's out there, loving and fucking some complete loser. Ya, thats about right! ------------------      | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 409 |
Oh my god... Like a poet you have defined the actual concept of being male! ------------------ | ||
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Cool Novice 
Posts: 41 |
its like reading a post written about myself..i share your pain bro ------------------ "...damn you for not giving my TEST" - Metallica "After this show i'll be fat and happy again.....If i make it to the show...." - Lee Priest "Lets put some weight on the bar.." - Shawn Ray "IT DOESN'T MATTER" - The Rock | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 188 |
BUMP from another suffering brother !! u speak us loud bro !! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 607 |
Exactly. Any girl I've met that I believe would be a perfect match was "taken'. In a non-fatalistic point of view it makes sense. Who's going to let a girl like that get away? The trick is being the first one to find her I guess. This has not happened to me yet. [This message has been edited by Anabolicum Mister (edited September 20, 2000).] | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 328 |
Steel you are wise beyond your years! Keep that attitude through life, it will serve you well. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 62 |
hey steel whats up brother how you doing ..well i think we all feel that way ..its hard not ..to...i think there are nothing wrong with your traits ...embrace them brother
------------------ "modus operandi" "hesitation is the mother of all regret" | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 476 |
Don't give a Fuck. Definitly the way to go. When I go out looking to find a nice girl, I usually end up meeting trash. All the good ones that I have met and kept around, I was'nt looking. It just happened. Until you find the right one, try and have as much fun as possible with the wrong ones, and Don't give a fuck! | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 326 |
I totally understand where you are coming from....here is something to try, do not expect anything from someone, do not judge them as a mate at all, just be friends with the chics and get to know them...i bet that there are a lot of women out that would make you real happy and you would make them real happy.... you may find out that someone you get to know may end up complimenting you very well...they may be one that you would not "imagine, envision", for lack of better words, your self with... just a thought. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 908 |
its a fact that gay men have these thoughts roughly two months before their first sexual encounter with another man...looks like you are gonna have a merry christmas... just playin- i feel you though, most mortal females simply are not equipped to appreciate the phenon known simply as "special bill"... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 745 |
Damn. It must suck to be true to yourself instead of molding your life to fit some obsurd template. Puc ------------------ [This message has been edited by Puc (edited September 20, 2000).] | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 105 |
I agree on finding someone with at least as equal an intellect as your own, not that they have the same degree as you, but they must have there wits about them. As for looks, I place this one at number one. I am not vain, but I am only here for a short time and have settled in the past for less than what I was striving for, never again. Modesty, well it comes in different forms, I am very shy around a lady and in public as well, but I feel that I have worked my ass off on my body and therefore, withing reason and tastefullness, I will show it off. Especially if I know the crowd I am in is less than optimal. So in that respect I am not modest. Don't give a fuck, that is the wrong approach, taking that approach will live you very lonely. Once thing I have found is that the little things I mean really little things mean the most to a lady, such as just looking them in the eye passionately when the are speaking to you, or moving a strand of her hair (that is bothering her and she is to shy to move it herself) out of the way when you kiss. Yes that sounds strange but it is what I have found out. chesty ------------------ Ooooh Rahhh! | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 26 |
I don't think not giving a fuck is the best approach. My personal philosophy is be the best person you can be. Therefore, if people let you down or dissapoint you, you can always look at yourself and be happy. | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 36 |
You just gotta be cool to all these chics (even the ones that blow you off). Be friendly to them but keep it short and sweet. Then they can only say good things about you. It's always worked for me!! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 998 |
I appriciate the words of wisdom. Thank you all, with exception to special_bill. No offense to you, but nothing I have ever read, authored by your hand has any substance or meaning. ------------------ |
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