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Author | Topic: Girls Girls Girls - I Quit!!!! | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 217 |
I'm thinking about quitting my quest for a girlfriend. It's getting on my nerves and nothing is becoming of it. Maybe I should just stop looking and it'll happen....yeah right. But if I'm not gonna get one 'cause I'm not, I may as well just not look rather than look and be disapointed. ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 54 |
Hang in there man. Ever here the saying look and you shall find? Bullshit. Stop looking and it shows up on your front door with a fuckin bow on it. Once again man, same situation here. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 217 |
One can only hope Rexie... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 203 |
HAHAHAH! i'm 19, same situation as you guys...i'm starting to come up with a few hypothesese, which of course only account to the girls i know, but they are...1) girls want guys that they consider unobtainable (2) GIrls want a guy who treats them like shit. (3) Girls want a guy who will buy them everything they want. actually i'm pretty sure #3 is some sort of universal rule. Frackal, check email for some words of widsom. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 217 |
Yes yes bucky you are correct. I was talking to one of my friends today and she was saying that she likes guys that treat her like shit 'cause she wants the challenge of 'turning' them. I told her that I thought her and all women her age are fucking stupid at which I was prompty slapped. (not hard) ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 202 |
The force is great with you my son.... I agree!!!!!!!!!!! With your last statment. ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 67 |
Frackel: Maybe you need to get yourself one of these. HAHA ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 217 |
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 761 |
I would like to share some wisdom with you, my brothers. 1) No woman knows what she wants. 2) Every woman looks to her friends to tell her what she wants. 3) Her friends, being female, do not know what they want, either. Notice the catch 22. The only way to get a girl is to break the cycle of indecision. You must convince her that HER FRIENDS WANT YOU. When you do that, she will cream in your presence. Puc ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 203 |
Well frackal the mail i sent you messed up, but part of it contained some knowledge i keep close to my heart always. in the words of Snoop: "bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks". Hmm convince her that her friends want you...this sounds almost valid. worth a shot=) ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Moderator ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 1494 |
Frack, Don't under-estimate the woders of single life. There's more to it than being able to hook up with whomever.
Shall I continue? Why do you WANT a girlfriend anyway? Because it sounds cool? To make you feel good?? A good relationship can be awesome - and a girl you really care about is the best thing out there - having someone that will support you and genuinely cares about you is like nothing else there is. But you won't find that if you are looking. You'll find another person who wants to jump into a relationship. This will lead to the aforementioned problems, because she'll be so paranoid about making the relationship "work". A relationship works due to a certain dynamic between people. You can't force it. Matt ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Cool Novice ![]() ![]() Posts: 27 |
Girls are fucked up in the head....ever notice how the hottest ones always go after the biggest losers and ugliest goofball motherfuckers? ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 99 |
Mustard if you last statement is true then why the hel havent i gotten any?? i moooore than enough qualify for thise criterias ------------------ "...damn you for not giving my TEST" - Metallica "After this show i'll be fat and happy again.....If i make it to the show...." - Lee Priest "Lets put some weight on the bar.." - Shawn Ray "IT DOESN'T MATTER" - The Rock ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 72 |
its all about the CHALLENGE!! who here would not want to be the one responsible for turning a man-hating dyke into a dick sucking hetero... what a proud day that would be!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 761 |
we are the Furby. Puc ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 71 |
hey bro women are definitly fucked in the head ..and the funny part is ..they know they are..too..lol...hey man being single is great it only means you have to work that much harder to get laid ..thats all...
------------------ "modus operandi" "hesitation is the mother of all regret" ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 84 |
Can't speak for most ladies, only myslef , but I think guys are just as messed up as girls. Especially now with the pretty boys. Its like a country emerence of Back Street Boys. What happened to the low maintance man? No earing, jewlery shit, doesn't dye their hair, doesn't want to talk about all his feelings, can fix my car, watch some sports center, has a job, plays some sports, go fishing, a real man? If I wanted a Back Street Boy, I'd date a gay cross dresser, and increase my wardrobe. ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 186 |
The reason the gorgeous woman are with all the geeks is because we are too chicken shit to ask them out and the losers, with nothing to lose ask them out. And they are relieved that someone asked them out and they latch on. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Moderator ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 817 |
Ok Miss Shagwell... let's see how I stack up. No earing: That's me..nothing pierced So how about it baby??? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 84 |
well JohnnyO ...I did leave out some other important qualities. They have to be RANDY about me baby ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 84 |
Chesty...your right on the money ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 968 |
my name aint randy, but it sounds like you need an "alabama man"...just like on southpark... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Pro Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 541 |
Looks like Johnny O might get his carrot wet if he plays his cards right. ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 186 |
I am Randy for you baby. chesty ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 84 |
Chesty....looks like your Randy over yourself. You web site is a self worship page.... ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 186 |
Well, people wanted to see my pic's of contests and my progress, so I gave it to them. As you can see I am definitely not a pretty boy. Oh, well guess I'm not for you.
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Moderator ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 817 |
I'm definately RANDY for you Miss Shagwell.. (yohimbe does wonders doesn't it) ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 84 |
I didn't mean to offend you Chesty....its just there are ALOT of pictures and ALOT of measurements. More than I've seen on any persons page. JohnnyO...I heard your a "switch hitter", I only bat righty ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Pro Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 541 |
This "Randy" fella must be a stud. Everyone wants a piece of him. ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Moderator ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 817 |
You haven't seen me yet... I'm irresistable! ![]() oh well... back to the fantasies... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 186 |
I was not offended, just didn't want you to think I was stuck on myself. So, what did you think? chesty ------------------ Ooooh Rahhh! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Pro Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 541 |
Who wants Agent Shagwell anyway? I mean she fucked Fat Bastard for Christ's sake. ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 186 |
I do not switch hit. I play only with the woman. ------------------ Ooooh Rahhh! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 186 |
Fat Bastard was fucking hilarious, especially that scene. But considering how agent Shagwell looks, I couldn't care less. chesty ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 84 |
Hey I was just doing my job.... its a tough job but someones got to save the world from Dr.Evil ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Pro Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 541 |
I'll bet you really enjoyed sticking that tracking device up his ass, did'nt you? ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 84 |
Not as much as you would I'm sure ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 217 |
Alllllright you bastards. This isn't your singles thread. j/k Anyway... and I know I sound flakier than special bill's scalp when I say this, but an interesting thing happened today. Alpha Female at my school, a nice girl who is real cute..oooo I like her. Anyway, I was going to ask her for her # awhile back, but I never did because I found out she likes some other fool, and I'm not going to be someone's alternative. Now I think she liked me before 'cause she used to smile at me in the halls and shit, but now she WANTS me to ask her for her #. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 186 |
So, what is your next assignment? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 186 |
Good luck, I left my email for a girl at the gym last night, think I got ignored. Oh, well. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 217 |
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Moderator ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 817 |
I'll wish you luck Frackal.. since Shagwell doesn't like me anymore! <sniff> ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 825 |
Frackal what have you got to lose? Ask her,like i told you before, image that it is SlickasBiaaaaaaatch and just do it. Good Luck and dont be a pussy boy, just do it. If you are all that you claim to be, why would whe turn your studly 18yr.old ass down? and if she does, then screw her, you are young baby and you have your whole life ahead of you. dont be sweatin just one chicky. ya know? I do hope it works out though. Good luck Fracktel late Slick ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Pro Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 392 |
I don't know why, but I keep getting chased by girls with baggage (kids) ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 217 |
Heyyyy wait a minute slick..what do I claim to be? My stats? They are accurate...what else have I said about myself? I do not lie, believe me or don't. That is not my way. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Pro Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 396 |
Future one, You just answered your own question. You got that "Provider" look about you bro. ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 825 |
i think you took that wrong babe, just sayin you seem to have confidence in yourself, so why worry? Go for what ya know. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Moderator ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 693 |
This whole thread is insane!!!! hey JonnyO wha ever happened to your Ian Thorpe fantacy , you know the one where you guys swim doggy paddle style for 100 meters, way are you trying to get into Agents Shaggwell pants???? and Frackal, your problem might be your game bro, you gotta have some tight game, be able to talk to the ladies in a way where you get them interested. You are confident in your self, well then have the "rap" to go along with it. I bag chicks on talk and conversation alone looks just put the icing on my Cake!!! ------------------ Ok I Re-Loaded!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Moderator ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 817 |
Oh Ian please don't do that! Oh Ian please don't do! Oh Ian please don't! Oh Ian please do! Oh Ian please! Oh Ian! Oh! Fantasies are still there. I just wonder if it's true what they say about guys with big feet. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 919 |
Frakle, all my years of being single, you are going to have some dry spells so expect it. Yes, I did my share of slummin' just to break the monotony, but the ones worth my time, I find pretty damn few. Didn't you have a thread a while back "nothing else matters?" If it was just stick by that philosophy because it works. [This message has been edited by mightydog (edited September 21, 2000).] ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Moderator ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 693 |
danm he is only 17, you like them young don't you JonnyO. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Moderator ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 817 |
The older I get the younger i like them! ![]() but I'm not going any younger than 17. Does anyone know where I can get a bag a lollypops wholesale? j/k ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Cool Novice ![]() ![]() Posts: 21 |
Hey Frackel - here it is as best as I can BS it up. Its sort of like a fight. Before it starts you know you can stop it, but then you say fuck it and go all out. Regardless of the out come. After all you know anything can get fucked up and even the winner end up losing some also. So in the end there is nothing to lose. Your going to have bumps and bruises either way. Who knows you just might have the girl to rub you down afterwards. And if you never been in a fight. Oh well then forget it! ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Moderator ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 693 |
LOL LOL hey JonnyO you start them off with lollypops then you feed them the Jawbraker. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 67 |
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Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 67 |
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Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 217 |
I like it! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Pro Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 332 |
frack, dont worry bout committed relationships right now. they are too immature, 99.9% of em. its not worth it to find that .1% that is actually mature enough to handle it. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 217 |
Hmmm... you are probably right. It's just that I haven't had a GF for awhile and I'd kinda like one. I guess you could say I'm a bit lonely in that dept. I know that's not the best reason to go looking for a girl but I don't G.A.F. It's not like I'm going to marry her. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Cool Novice ![]() ![]() Posts: 26 |
im involved in a relationship right now and she canbe the biggest pain inthe ass but when shes not its awsome u know ,,,its very hard for me to realize what balances what out the really bigpain in the aasss or the other side u know..i gues the other cuz im still with her its just that it gets hard sometimes...most of the time its me..i like the idea of treating them like shit ( notliterally just not baby them with shit ..id ont hve to tell u guys u get it..but i mean u only live once if u have a girl u love try to make it work u know...by the way im on a cycle now and im feeelin awsome..its just once in a while i get in these mood swings where i get down on myself and ill say something mean to my girl or just stupid if not talkin or with her then ium just depressed a lil......anything to hellp this out?????? ....i know i have a girl and things are goin good and i should be happy and relax...just curoious on everyones advice thanx ! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Cool Novice ![]() ![]() Posts: 43 |
Bro, 1. Find Em ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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