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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 444 |
My girlfriend's birthday is in 2 weeks. We will have been going out for 2 1/2 months. What the fuck should I get her? I figure I'll take her to a nice restaurant, but I'd like to get her something else. Any ideas? And yes, a pearl necklace is at the top of my list..    | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 97 |
TD buy her a porno with farm animals in it and some Butt beads. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 882 |
an evening with special bill....set you back about 500 bucks if she looks like the last one you had... annnnyyywayy...  | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 444 |
Already got the anal beads and barnyard porn, Big c. A night with Special Bill, Eh? I don't want her coming home with more diseases than a heroin addicted baboon. | ||
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Moderator 
Posts: 740 |
The George Forman lean mean grilling machine.. everyone needs one of those.   | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 71 |
you know, that thing actually works? My wife got us one. TD...flowers and dinner. I'd keep it simple. Less things to fuck up ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 97 |
TD we keep bringing up the whiffle ball bat. You could try that! Get her a dozen roses 11 red 1 white. Oh maybe write a poem, or if you cant maybe you and Ranger could work something out!! | ||
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Cool Novice 
Posts: 40 |
Cheap bastard, what do you want US to do make her a fuckin gift at arts n crafts. Get something from her closet that looks like she hasnt worn, put it in a nice box with tissue paper (not the one by your bed that has been used you pervert) and a bow and give her that. Slopain | ||
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Novice 
Posts: 7 |
get her some hmb...and if shes real special, throw in some androsol | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 71 |
Slopain.....hahahahahaha I could do that with half the stuff I've bought my wife that she doesn't use. Including the bows! Good one..... ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 136 |
^%$#^%$# \ do like my BF did for me.... Get her some T3 and chlomid or some shit like that ??? ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 301 |
Thick by her a Scorpian Vibrator, she will love you all the more for it! ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 816 |
Wodin he already has one. Slick shoved it up his ass. I still want to say Happy Birthday to havoc. You guys have been dating 2 1/2 months?!? Wow, how time flys. Seems like last week havoc was complaing about you always cumming in his mouth, and now 2 1/2 months of bliss. Maybe you should buy him some KY Thick, havocs walking pretty funny lately. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 882 |
now i get it, rotten (havoc's birthday) and im laughing at your ridiculous ass... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1463 |
TD, If you are looking for some REAL gifts, then here are a few ideas for you. Nothing too extravagant since you have only been together 2 months. gold/silver earrings, charm for a necklace she may wear now, keep it simple with flowers and dinner, some nice sleepwear, clothing attire you'd like to see her in. It really isnt that hard, since you guys haven't been togehter very long. I wouldnt go overboard though. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 529 |
Well I agree with the Rosses and dinner, but with one twist...too end the night, wrap a bow around yourself....It would be something you both could laugh at and still lighten the air for good sex.... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1463 |
and I can add to that even more here Tx, rent a hotel room with a Jaccuzzi in it, and go there before hand and already have candles and roses there in the room waiting for her, tell her you are dessert! Yummy! PS. HAVE WHIPPED CREAM IN HAND. | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 2444 |
some reforvit in her drink always seems to make things nice for the evening!!!! | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 444 |
I was actaully thinking of a winny shot in the rectum. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 72 |
HA! The other day I was at the corner store, and this FIIIINE woman was ahead of me. She sets her stuff up on the counter... A birthday card Heh heh, I mumbled "Someones gonna have a happy birthday", and she shot me a death look that would kill the average man... ------------------ | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 40 |
ahaha Monster, funny shit - all up in her business ahah Slopain | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 36 |
give her a couple rophies and call it good. Nothing like a good date rape to say how special she is.lol The classy thing to do is break up until her birthday is over. Then you get back together about two weeks later. Now thats style! ------------------ | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 36 |
LOL Moe. Alot cheaper too eh. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 365 |
GIVE HER A CLEVLAND STEAMER OR A DIRTY SANCHEZ,YOU CAN GET THIS CHEAP AT ANY GOOD RESTERAUNT. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 691 |
break up with her, so she no longer has a weisel for a man. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 150 |
Thick Dawg: Do something special. She will like that more then the average cliche of flowers and a dinner. Comeone, in the the 2.5 months you have been going out, you were obviously talking to her, besides banging the shit out of her. Find out what she talked about.... and find out what she wants.... and give her THAT. Hindustan |
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