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 Dumbass Rednecks and Their Women.
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Cool Novice 
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I was at my Ex's place about to get laid again when this guy knocks on the bedroom door (He and his wife live at my ex's apartment!) so she says what tod you want and he says "I want to see the guy in there". So I open the door and he looks at me and says "where do you get off asking my wife to sit in your lap?" (the night before me and my ex and her went to a bar but I didnt drink and dont know what the fuk he is talking about anyway) after he asked me that I said "I dont know what the fuk your talking about" So he gives me the old remove the sunglasses move and then says "let me tell you something..." I dont remember what the hell he said except that I couldnt believe this prick was standing in front of me talking like this. So since Im in a backwardass county at the time, I didnt clean his clock right then and there unless I want good jail time. He ends up saying something like "keep making funny faces" so it was all I could do to keep from laughing. He says "I just wanted to see what kind of guy you are and youre an immature asshole" so I said "well, your a backwoods dumbass" he says "Yea, one that will kick your ass" then I say "well, here I am!" then the jackass leaves!? I was born and raised in the south and I have never even been north, but this guy was the most inbred swampliving sisterfuckin guy Ive ever seen. He could barely talk he was so fuckin backwoods. Im convinced all idiots like this guy act this way when it comes to women, and its bullshit. If I go over there again, he will get hurt. ------------------     | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 283 |
Rednecks...it is hard to describe them with words. Wait no it isn't. They are a bunch of deer hunting, truck driving, shotgun shootin, Milwaukee drinkin, tobacco chewing, stupid asses. No offense if we have any rednecks on here. But I live in Kentucky and they are pretty abundant. You should have broke his jaw. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 126 |
if i was that redneck i would have beat u to a pulp with... well with Dread Lady damn it
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Cool Novice
Posts: 22 |
a true redneck would have broken all of your fingers,and gave you the head butt of the century.you is a lucky sob..... s()(...)/''..)e/''k | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 137 |
i'm a wilderbeast ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 530 |
Hey I am all but the last two...I don't chew tobbaco...I chaw it...j/k haven't had any tobacco in a long time...but I listen to ALL music, and I wear nice clothes...so I guess I'm an exception to that rule... | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 248 |
This reminds me of a joke.. "Get off me Daddy your crushing my cigarettes" lol | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 301 |
HEY MAV, You forgot the gun rack in the back of the truck with an umbrella in it. Because aint no sense a t'all fer carryin a guhn in der since it's right cher under my seaht! Come to Pa sometime, you have the From Pittshburgh to philly you could label it in breed redneck countyr. Much like the entire state of Texas (HAAAAA!~) just jokin texas boys, now put them there guns down dammit!!! ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 67 |
You should of taken his belt off and used his flying saucer sized belt buckle on his dome piece. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 693 |
deer hunting, truck driving, shotgun shootin, Milwaukee drinkin... nope - its Miller Lite, tobacco chewing - gave it up about a yr ago, stupid asses - well, at least I dont think I am. Damn, I just might be a redneck - according to you. lol I think the dicription of a redneck is your last definition, stupid ass, non of the others apply. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 444 |
So, you still got laid, did'nt you? | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 40 |
lol @ havoc. And thick lookin for the bottom line. You should have had him remove his yellow CAT or his SEABASS hat (you know wine em, dine em, 69 em) and his boots, his big as buckle, his flannel, then your left with a 30 soemthing year old boy with some hair on his chin and a pot belly from too much beer.. sorry rednecks but I aint got no love for the ignorant ones that seem to represent you all. Im sure their are some dope ass rednecks (probably the younger ones), but I always hear/see these other ones that are always tough guys and usually half in the bag. lol @ superdave quote:heheh thats some funny shit I can totally picture that shit. Slobass | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 883 |
you got played tough like a ukelele....so did you ask her to sit in your lap?...maybe she just told him that cause she's a shitstarter...lot's of fiesty redneck women are....but anyway, i think he had balls...he was defendin his ladies honor or some shit..you got to understand the redneck code of ethics....i bet half you tough guys would sit at home fuming about it, making up little wild ass scenarios in your head, feeling all impotent with high blood pressure and nothing in your sack...this guy stepped up to the plate...i mean, you coulda been a total psycho ready to cap the first thing you saw when you opened your door..did he care...that's a big fuck no...he was ready to get his whoop ass on...for that, i salute the insane, beer guzzling, meth manufacturing, chicken raising, high test, high octance, rooster cruisin outlaw truck drivers who step down, truck up, and move out....whoop whoop... | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 283 |
Don't get mad guys. I was just joking. Besides if you can type a response here you aren't what I would call a redneck anyway. Just because you listen to country or like to line dance doesn't make you a redneck, and neither do any ONE of the things I said. But if you fit that description and you have got three broken down trucks in your back yard that you call "lawn ornaments"...You might be a redneck! It's all in good fun guys! | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 12 |
No, didnt get laid thick...I left the place because it brought back too many memories about shit like this happening when I was seeing this girl, I was pissed off anyway so I left. ------------------ | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 40 |
I'm a redneck, but I don't hunt or Chew. In the summer when I used to go to Mississippi to work on the farm when school was out, friday night we would go to the levy and wait for the guys from Isola, Ms(sp?) to come over so we could fight. This happened every weekend. Get drunk and fight. It was a blast. normally ended with the police braking it up everytime. Nobody went to jail. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 394 |
Special_Bill......you crack me the fuck up man! But truly, it isn't necessarily the "redneck" motif that causes the problem....it's the incestuous individual behind the facade that creates the problem. I have country friends that are classy and look great in their garb, but then you have the ones that see you in the bar.....and you've got a muscle shirt on (of course looking better than most men in the bar) being a BB.....and all of a sudden you got an urban cowboy wanting to prove he really does have a cock in his holster. LOL (That's probably how "Sissy" wanted it anyway) delts ------------------ | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 34 |
Look it's Checkmate at his best!!  | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 151 |
haha damn yankees ------------------ |
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