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 WHATS A GOOD SUBSTITUTE FOR A BLOWJOB?
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| Author | Topic: WHATS A GOOD SUBSTITUTE FOR A BLOWJOB? | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 748 |
MY GIRLFRIEND IS AWESOME.AWESOME AS HELL,HOWEVER SHE DOESNT GIVE BLOWJOBS AT ALL.I MISS THEM.DO ANY OF YOU KNOW ANY SUBSTITUE METHODS.IM A HORNY BASTARD RIGHT ABOUT NOW.HA. ------------------ HEAVEN IS THE BACKSEAT OF MY CADILLAC.      | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 123 |
WHAT!!!! ummmm,,,,,, u need to make her understand that is her job | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 330 |
Been there and had that problem. There is none. Try to get her into it. At least once a month. I don't get that shit. Why are girls so against this. Put in a Jenna Jameson tape and tell her to see a pro a work. Kind of like an instructional video.  ------------------ On my word unleash Hell!!! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 716 |
That suuuuuuuucks bro. Just dont go down on her and see how long she can last without it- | ||
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Cool Novice 
Posts: 14 |
a foo foo. Slopain | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 151 |
accept no substitutes. what is her problem? she thinks it's gross and icky and has cooties? that's unacceptable after the age of 18 or 20. i don't think i could handle dating someone who was so close minded about that. girls don't even HAVE to swallow while guys are down there in the trenches gettin dirty. unacceptable. leave her immediately. or get her drunk and have her pass out and then gently place the balls in the mouth and you can get that subconscious thing working for you and she might convert. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 61 |
Get yourself a Kirby vaccuum cleaner. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 123 |
a kirby,,, dont those cost 1200$ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 61 |
Exactly my point Notty dread, well worth it. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 151 |
do you have one havoc | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 123 |
u think that is something check this shit out REAL DOLLS i want the DD tit one! http://www.realdoll.com/lite/intro_frame.html | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 426 |
What's her foolish reasoning behind her moronic decision and unnacceptable behavior depriving you of pleasure? | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 61 |
No I dont, I use to sell them door to door for two whole days until I got fired because of fireing a blunt up after a demo, I was 17, side note- If a girl is doing that in a manner that is unacceptable simply tell her so the problem can be resolved. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 123 |
my old wife used to sell krebys too what a shit job,,, be glad u got fired | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 71 |
There is no substitute. Accept no substitute. | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 21 |
Warm apple pie. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1004 |
ha ha ha - warm apple pie!!! ------------------ | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 21 |
tie her tits together, get some lotion, and go to town!!! 1-body | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 101 |
FUCK HER ASSHOLE INSTEAD. | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 38 |
then get really erotic after you shoot in her asshole then slurp it out with your mouth and then french kiss her with it swooshing around in your mouth then gargle and then swallow. AWESOME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 273 |
Wifeswap, thanks for that pleasant visual! I guess that is something you do often?? | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 38 |
hell i have about done it all, its your cum anyway, hell it came out of your body so it cant be all that bad. | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 38 |
and yes i have ate my wife out after i fucked her, whats the big deal your cum is your cum!!!!!!!! | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 30 |
Sorry bro you chose your poison. She would be gone in my book. Drop dead or not she would be gone. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 101 |
Or you could just improve your flexibility and give yourself BJ's Steel. I remember old Slo'nplain raving about your skills in that area.  | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 14 |
diiick, lol Slo'nplain, yeah "slo and easy is the way Im gunna love myself tonight" Your crazy dog. Slopain | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 273 |
When I first met my girl she told me that she never did that and she almost wound up looking for a new boyfriend. But I stuck with her and eventually convinced her to give it a whirl. I had to teach her a little through several sessions. Things like don't scrape your teeth and stuff like that. Now she is pretty good at it. I don't get it often, maybe a couple times a month at most. When she gets drunk she enjoys doing it. Right up to the point where she closes her eyes and passes out. Aughhh...Oh well. Maybe next time. I remember she said she loved getting eaten out but thought giving head was gross. I was like how the f*ck can that be gross when compared to licking someone's insides like a guy does when eating out a girl? She is not a very bright girl!! J/K! | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 29 |
What kind of apple pie? McDonalds or home made? | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 273 |
Come on Rex, haven't you seen American Pie yet? | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 130 |
Man, that sucks. Females that expect any type of relationship should know how to give and take. If you are very patient with her, and she still refuses to comply, I suggest that you look for a new girlfriend. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 213 |
Chick I just broke up with "didn't like" giving head. That was certainly a factor in our breakup. I LOVE to eat pussy, and so any woman hooks up with me is in for a treat, and she better reciprocate. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 315 |
i just dumped a chic that made it an ordeal to blow me....she said "you are too big" as if flattering my ego would make it allright... a healthy sex life is mandatory for a stable relationship. i dumped her for many other reasons, but that was one of them... | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 114 |
wrap a piece of uncooked beef liver around it and give it the old knuckle shuffle on the piss pump! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 123 |
I heard this a long time ago... This kids parents go on vactaion, so this 16 yr old goes to the grocerry store and buys a cow heart. He takes a wall socket and puts two wires and puts em in each of the plugs. (he is in his bedroom btw) He then takes the cow heart, puts his penis in it and taps the wires to the heart. In hope that the heart will beat and ... beat him off. Well he gets fucking electocuted. His parents come home and find their son naked, with a cow heart on his cock.
Ill take the blowjob thank you very much. |
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