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 ELITE BETWEEN THE SHEETS
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Elite Bodybuilder 
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Spill it...... Same for me as for the last 7 weeks, nada. ------------------ [This message has been edited by ~~~SlickassBiatch~~~ (edited September 18, 2000).]      | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 67 |
Saturday night I had the pleasure of having excellent sex with a girl who I have been flirting with for the last month, she had the best ass I have ever seen in person, I cant get it out of my head(both of them). ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 433 |
I got laid Saturday night. I learned how to chirp Sunday. Today I will learn how to fly. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 773 |
Thursday. I was supposed get some with 2 different girls this weekend but one had a family thing come up and the other got her period. Oh well. ------------------ http://pub23.ezboard.com/bthewholefnshowsforums | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 688 |
Havoc is always gettin some HaHa Show! hehe Thick what do you mean by chirp? ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 67 |
Slick, most of the women I am with I have known for a while, I have never had a one night stand, just dont want anyone to get the wrong impression. ------------------ | ||
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Cool Novice 
Posts: 19 |
um for the 80th consectuive week...NONE! | ||
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Moderator 
Posts: 653 |
I'm saving my self for ~Slickassbiatch~ No more Nookie for me until I go down to visit her | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 50 |
i was the fucking man this weekend no joke..i fucked 3 different chicks ...ahh..it felt good to be back in action.... oh wait ....then i woke up...and i was fucking my hand ...dam it peace kb ------------------ "modus operandi" "hesitation is the mother of all regret" | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 688 |
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 809 |
Got with the old GF once on Saturday and twice on Sunday. We've gone from no sex to "Damn woman, I just gave you sweet lovin 5 minutes ago!" I've had to suppliment my diet with oysters to keep my zinc level high enough. Alright blacky and slick, I'm tired of seeing my Elite sisters suffer like this. Blacky meet me at slicks and I'll take care of both of you, and then you both can take care of me, and then you can take care of each other... ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 151 |
i had an ok trucking session saturday morning with this girl i have been seeing for about a month. it was the morning bang where you don't get face to face because you will melt the other person with morning breath. both friday night and saturday night i was too incapacitated to think about booty so what do ya do. pass out i guess. i give this past weekend a 5 out of 10. the only thing that saved it was that someone i hadn't seen in a while told me i looked thicker. a little pat on the bag never hurts and helps keep you motivated in da gym. | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 23 |
Slick I think our feeble minded friend was making a joke: He got layed (like a birdie), chirped, now hes learning how to fly. btw: I think jokes that you have to explain SUCK! Slopain | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 729 |
a little quicky oral action fri... and that is all. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 773 |
Look at Slick laughing at my 0 for 2 weekend. It happens sometimes. And King Benny is irresistable to the ladies and to himself. That's ok though. I got to know myself this week too.  Hey I put no points on the board! What the hell else am I gonna do?!------------------ http://pub23.ezboard.com/bthewholefnshowsforums | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 688 |
Thank you for the clarification Slo, damn you a novice now to eh? hehehe Rotten, glad to see your woman is back in the swing of things, good for you. I am totally content with hunching my body pillow for the time being. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 874 |
i win so far...i was emergency bar tender at the local booty shake on saturday night...(owned by friend)..im doing my thang, slingin drinks, you know combat bar....its sort of crowded and this little nasty blonde keeps flirting with me...im pretty busy but i make time to spout some game....shes in a tight little blue dress with white cheesy platform shoes on....the way she is sitting on the stool makes her dress ride up just a little, revealing some cryptic looking tattoos on her upper outer thigh...she also has the obligatory shoulder work done...she kinda reminded me of brittany spears with a meth habit....too much eye shadow and her lip liner screamed fuckable....anyway, she's getting progressively hammered, call brand vodka tonics...nice huh?...i ask about lower tats, you know, can i see it?..she says sure but in the bathroom...im too busy to leave the bar at that point, but my co-tend hears whats up and says "take off idiot before she passes out or something"...so she grabs my hand and leads me to the one holer with the locking door...she pulls up her skirt, its some kinda cheesy fire and demon girl thang..but im not really noticing it due to the fact that she isn't wearing underwear and her little shorn pouch is winking at me....she then drops to her knees (im like, oh my god that floor is so nasty) and proceeds to mouth me for awhile...i cant shake the idea that im gettin blown by a chick kneeling in rancid piss so i cant come...eventually she reaches in her purse and puts a condom on me with her mouth...just like the girls at truckstops, yippee!...well, she turns around, hikes that little skirt up and grabs the sink with both hands..i go to town but cant help staring at our reflection in the cheap, foggy, grafitti covered mirror over the sink...im like "what have you become special bill, where is your life taking you, is this all there is? you had so much potential, all squandered in your quest for sordid adventures just like this" then i came and grinned at myself...i hope that girl didnt see me right then cause she would be wrecked for life...i was evil and innocence consumed...christ and devil interlocked, battling for the soul of this bar nymph...i had come full circle....i said "thanks ho!" and went back to the bar obviously rumpled with shirt untucked...i received high fives all around and made a dry martini with bombay saffire for this old guy.... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 688 |
ROTFLMAO you is shot out boy. i'm still laughing at the fact that you noticed her "cheesy white platform shoes." You right, SPECIAL BILL gets the freak of the week award this week! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 809 |
Bill I'm glad to see that you and your sister finally made up. It wasn't nice calling her a Ho, she'll tell your ma and your gonna get grounded. You'll be stuck at home blowing the dog again. I'm glad that there are some quality women out there still. Too bad for Bill that none of them are in Alabama ------------------ | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 23 |
oh billy too much thinking, think less bone more. Slopain | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 13 |
Same as the last 18 years, nothing  | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 729 |
Austin WHY!! are you shy? do you live in alaska?  | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 19 |
Hey Slick you're not alone, 8 weeks here too... sucks to be us doesn't it. hey bill, sounds like a great porno! ------------------ "because I'm a genius" Sakuragi "muscle failure... and one more." Some guy "BITCH! You can't do this to me!" Silvio | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 690 |
I wont bore you my details after Special Bills story, hahaha, that rocks bro, talk'n to yourself in the mirror, hahahahahaha, YEA BOY!!! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 67 |
SPECIAL BILL, that was some funny ass shit, my whole gym is looking in my office like what the fuck is wrong with him, damn I wanted to quote like 20 different things,LOL, I am still laughing, thanks that was great. ------------------ | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 22 |
SPecial Bill: What bar was this at? | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 874 |
ill just say its the only booty shake in gadsden....if you are familiar with the area you know where im talking about... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 688 |
Gadson, that sound country ass hell | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 61 |
Seriously now, when Im on cycle, if I go more than 2 or 3 days, the house shakes from me stomping around and fuming! It isnt a pleasant situation... So by the 2nd dry day, the call goes out through the neighborhood to get a woman down here FAST before I do a godzilla on the neighborhood. Hey, I wont apologize... I gotta have it! ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 246 |
the usual for me....2 on thurs...... 2 on friday.......3 on saturday. I took sunday off | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 688 |
Lorenzo are you talking about all different pieces or the same? you are bad boy. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 273 |
Damn Slick, you need to get you a piece bad. Are you one of those few people who don't like sex? What's the deal?? | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 13 |
Hey Johnny to answer your ? I AM VERY GODDAMM SHY and I hate myself for it. Im trying to get better at it but its hard to all of a sudden get good social skills At least Im an 18 year old virgin and not a 30 year old one | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 246 |
Slick---- I like variety | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 729 |
Aww man feel for you... as i was exactly the same way. If it wasn't for the girl practicaly begging for it I would have lost mine a LOT later than 17, however I know now that I missed opportunities I could have lost it at 14 if I was more aggressive. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 360 |
I was behaving for ahwile, Not anymore... I'm going to tear some shit up at the clubs as soon as I get a chance.... | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 29 |
nada...21 years and counting ------------------ "...damn you for not giving my TEST" - Metallica "After this show i'll be fat and happy again.....If i make it to the show...." - Lee Priest "Lets put some weight on the bar.." - Shawn Ray "IT DOESN'T MATTER" - The Rock | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 299 |
I sat on my hand till it was numb and wacked off twice. IT DID NOT FEEL LIKE SOMEONE ELSE WAS DOING IT! SO I'M PISSED! ------------------ | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 32 |
Hi, I had it the other day wif my girl problem is it's red river week None for me and she dun wanna do anal says it hurts to much But there is this other chick who has been chaseing me for a while and she is very fit and i still like her now question is shall i go for it..? She has asked me out this weekend, My little body is so full of test at the mo i have a hard time just walking down the street and seeing all those women. Test is such a wonderfull thing Looks like its blow job week..! ------------------ |
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