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barney

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posted September 18, 2000 06:02 AM

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i was really surprised when i took this girl home last week, the lights were turned off and i went for the seafood salad only to be copped with a mouthfull of hair, fuck, i couldnt believe it, its been like years since ive come across this strange phenoneman, is it just a lucky streak ive had, or are the unshaven a dying breed?


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~%%~OneKikAssWoman~%%~

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posted September 18, 2000 06:42 AM

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I dunno...I really only starting shaving less then a year ago....and even now, I only shave between my legs, not on the outside front.....I will never go back to hair now......for you girls who don't shave, it feels alot better when you're wet and fucking or being eaten out when you're shaved......


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YAKUZA

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posted September 18, 2000 06:51 AM

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WOW!! Don't hold back how you really feel or anything!


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WODIN

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posted September 18, 2000 06:58 AM

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My wifes shaves here into a little arrow pattern in front! I love that shit! She shaved me as bald as a 12 year old boy, says that the she can feel more of the shaft. Love that shit too!

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Monster

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posted September 18, 2000 07:30 AM

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Ok, Ok... in the interests of sexual equality, let me be the first male here to throw my shaving habits out on the table...
I shave "the fella's", as in the sack, and keep the top nicely trimmed.
Any of you guys who ask "why" need to go out and find a girlfriend who knows how to do more than just lay on her back and take it.
Fully "Interactive" sex needs... no, DEMANDS these little extras. If you think SHE feels good smooth, wait'll you (and her) feel shaved nuts smacking against HER shaved "areas"... now thats fun!

(sorry for not using actual sexual terms, but I had a post deleted for being too graphic, so Im cleaning it up...)

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Thick dawg

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posted September 18, 2000 09:08 AM

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Wait till she falls asleep one night, then bust out the weedwhacker. Problem solved.


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madbomber31

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posted September 18, 2000 09:27 AM

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I "CONVINCED" MINE TO SHAVE... I LIKE THE PRICKLE WHEN I LICK. MM MMM GOOD.


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Dread Lord Good Guy

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posted September 18, 2000 12:11 PM

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clams are not made for eating
stay away from the seafood


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Mr. T

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posted September 18, 2000 12:14 PM

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Bro, how the hell do you shave your balls? Now dont get me wrong I keep myself trimmed, girls dont like big nasty bushes just like we dont. But shaving your balls? Isnt that a little dangerous? Yooow!


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supersizeme

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posted September 18, 2000 12:27 PM

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i would pity the fool that would attempt to actually shave his berries with a razor. i don't think he means that...he probably uses clippers with a 1 guard on it or if he is brave then no guard.


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Si|vio

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posted September 18, 2000 01:40 PM

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I'm with Wodin! as bald as a 12 year old, a 12 year old i tell you!

nice N smooth

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decibel

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posted September 18, 2000 02:24 PM

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mr.t - it's not dangerous to shave your balls at all as long as you're careful. just stretch the skin, it's common sense. it looks way cooler and feels even better.


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Kaisersosay

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posted September 18, 2000 07:13 PM

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PLUS WHEN YOU SHAVE IT MAKES YOUR DICK LOOK BIGGER HEHEHE.MY GIRL IS AS BALD AS A 12 YEAR GIRL,YUMMY.


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Monster

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posted September 18, 2000 08:09 PM

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I razor shave em, twice a day. Its tricky, but I have nimble fingers (hence my popularity with the ladies )
The side of my hand holds my dick aside, and the fingers stretch the skin, the other hand holds the razor and shaves... only IN the shower, or it can be an ordeal!
One time I dropped my dick right on the razor and cut it from near the tip and down as far as the razor is long. OH MAMA! Now THAT hurt! It took forever to heal, and was not aided by the fact that I couldfnt bring myself to abstain from sex till it healed...
Ah, memories...

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Frackal

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posted September 18, 2000 08:23 PM

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I trim my pubes with an electric razor just 'cause I think it's fun! LOL And cause it makes your dick look bigger which is always a plus.


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dread_lady

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posted September 19, 2000 12:01 AM

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quote:
Originally posted by Dread Lord Good Guy:
clams are not made for eating
stay away from the seafood

YOU STUPID ASS

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Sexual Mustard

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posted September 19, 2000 12:37 AM

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I dunno, I may be one of few, but I'm getting really sick of the shaven look (especially the stripper/porn star landing strip look). Sure, it was cool when it first appeared on the "market", hehe...but now it's just getting way too trendy. First it was with hot girls, now everyone's doing it! Not that I prefer huge rainforests or something, I still would like to see the labia majora unobscured...maybe just a little sparse hair on them. But it's always a nice breath of fresh air when I come across an attractive woman who doesn't feel she has to be like a model and has a little thickness to their bush. FLAME AWAY!

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No stupid quote here...woops, too late...


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bb4424

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posted September 19, 2000 01:07 AM

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i hooked up with this girl on friday...she was unshaven...that sucks......when your screwing those little hairs suck away some of the lubrication..

all women must shave....


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Dread Lord Good Guy

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posted September 19, 2000 01:33 AM

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before i learned razors where for the area down south


i used sciccers one time,,,, i ended up cliping part of my ball sack
i was not serious<,,, but there was blood,,, and the pain was more than i wish to talk about

ONLY use razors,,,,, and then be careful

ack... my dumbass learned


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Dread Lord Good Guy

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posted September 19, 2000 01:34 AM

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quote:
Originally posted by dread_lady:
YOU STUPID ASS


Attack of the killer clams.


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dread_lady

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posted September 19, 2000 01:38 AM

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you'll regret that!

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Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra. Suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night the ice weasels come.


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Dread Lord Good Guy

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posted September 19, 2000 01:44 AM

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Dont make me ICQ you, and tell you to come in here!


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dread_lady

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posted September 19, 2000 01:48 AM

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oh god forbid...


You bastard!

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Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra. Suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night the ice weasels come.


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Dread Lord Good Guy

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posted September 19, 2000 01:49 AM

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Beefcake


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dread_lady

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posted September 19, 2000 01:51 AM

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wtf

im about to come beat you

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Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra. Suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night the ice weasels come.


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FLEXMEX

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posted September 19, 2000 02:02 AM

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I MADE MY WOMAN SHAVE AFTER I GOT SICK OF FLOSSING WITH PUBIES.
I TOO SHAVE THE WHOLE AREA(THE FRANK,AND THE BEANS) IT JUST FEELS SO GOOD AND IT MAKES MY COCK LOOK HUGE.THE ONLY THING THAT SUX IS IF THERES NO HAIR THE BEANS STICK TO YOUR LEG EASIER.

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1-body

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posted September 19, 2000 02:12 AM

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Barney sorry for your misfortune.lol But did you choke on a pube when you did it?lol just asking?

1-body


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barney

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posted September 19, 2000 03:39 AM

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choking on a pube would have been fine, unfortunately it was coughing up the fur ball that sucked!


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Dlady27

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posted September 19, 2000 08:50 AM

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Well, I had a little there laast night, but I let him shave it all off! Yes, we played "barber shop". Then I got my swerve on!


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M1KAI

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posted September 19, 2000 12:50 PM

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Hi,

Ok for the bloke who worry bout shavin there balls or post cycle pea's

fill the bath about quater full with cold water and sit in it.

your sack will go tight and shrink at this time get out the mach 3 (My fav) and the shave foam now foam and shave you dont have to worry bout the razor biteing the lose hot skin then.

I myself have mastered the hot shave with hot water.

Im tryin to get my girl to shave the bottom it fucks me off when i have pubes in my teeth nothin more off puttin...!

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PissyBlackhaus1

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posted September 19, 2000 08:48 PM

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God I dunno whats wrong with girls nowadays...I've been shaving it bald since i was 16!!! I have a friend that has an 80's bush and I have been trying to subtly hint to her that you're supposed to shave it but shes not picking up on it...I dunno what to do. But for christs sake if its your girlfriend or hook up buddy, get that shit taken car eof.


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