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 Am I sining?? Guys Gals!!
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
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So I met a married chick at a club. Fine as hell. Stacked in everyway. We messed around a little that night in the car and I have not seen her since, but we talk and email all the time. She finally wants to hook up after work for some drinks and tap tap. Should I go for it??    | ||
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Moderator 
Posts: 701 |
Padre Johnny says she's a grown woman so you need to tap that. The power of Christ compels you. Then say 3 Hail Marys, and wash up with Holy water. Amen.   | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 378 |
Are you kidding? Fuck her brains out and give us the play by play. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 71 |
1 problem. She is freakin me out sayin oh i think you were meant for me yada yada yada I just wanna say bitch your married and all I want you around for is some lovin. it would be a perfect situation no ties but what if she pulls a Fatal Attraction on my ass. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 378 |
Fatal Attraction, hehe. You''ll just have to hard boil her dog first. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 71 |
lol TD true true or she will have to end up missing | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 701 |
Tell her you can't commit until she dumps the husband. Chances are she won't dump the hubby. She's just saying she wants more out of you because she can't bring herself to admit she wants you for just sex, and she's trying to rationalize her actions. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 71 |
She talks about freaky shit like tying her up and shoving vibrators up her ass I should get a hotel room tie her up shove it up her candy ass and leave it on. Then go home!! How funny would that be | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 378 |
HAHA- if you do that, make sure you jack all of her shit. | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 447 |
I think you should get pizza man on the phone and take her AND her husband down to Plano for a "party."  | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 71 |
lol. Pizza any suggestions?? I think she wants treated like a whore? What degrading shit could I do to make her happy! | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 378 |
Have her dress up like nun, hop up and down on one leg, and deepthroat a 13 inch dildo. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 71 |
Ha Ha TD Maybe have her stand on her head cluck like a chicken while she plays with herself and I beat her on her ass with a whiffle ball bat!! | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 701 |
Ha... dressing up like a priest and a nun, and then going to the bookstore and locking yourselfs in one of the booths would be hilarious. "oh.. baptize me father again.. oh yes!" | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 844 |
Fatal attraction would be a problem if you were married, but in this case she is. Therefore, the husband, if he even gives a shit, as far as I'm concerned is his problem. I say go for it and stay amed with a pistol at all times just in case. If U don't want to go there, have her e-mail me so she can get her freak on! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 71 |
great ideas boys. I think I will go ahead and let you know what happens!! I will have her scream out all of your names!! | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2011 |
Yuck sticky, sticky situation - Im sure everyone knows my stance in these situations - set em up and knock em out. But married women are double edged swords on the one hand no commitment required, no nagging or expectations to deal with but on the other is the fact that your fucking with some sacred shit. I would try to stay away if not for the only reason that what comes around goes around - unless you never plan on trusting that your wife will stay faithfull (hey its 50/50 right?) in that case bone away but dont be angry when your wifey has a backdoor lover... Slopain | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 378 |
Anyone want to take a wager on whether or not the female in question is Pizza Man's wife? | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 844 |
I must be missing something. Are U married? If so, I can't help but agree w/Slopain. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 71 |
Slo good point.....but all of us guys have 2 heads we think with. At this point in my life not lookin to get married so i wont have to worry about it. What goes around comes around is right but if your significant other is gonna cheat they are gonna cheat nothin you can do about. He must not be doin his job in the sack so I must oblige her! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 71 |
Td it might be her who knows. MD i am not the married one she is! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 844 |
All I can say there are a lot of men not doing their job in the sack cuz there is a whole lot of this going around. | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2011 |
Lifes scary man, I know if they say its true what comes around goes around..Im fucked Im going to have one of those wifes that is like that one bitch in Boogie Nights that was always screwing some guy at a party with 10 guys looking on silently. Oh well, I guess if you dont expect much your wont be dissapointed - its a little sad, but shit thats life. Slopain | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 71 |
Slo that is why I posted this!! One head is saying spank that ass the next is saying what if that was my wife. But again if your gonna cheat your gonna cheat. When I decide to marry all my morals will be straight forward no cheating total faithfulness. I just see it as hey i am not the one cheating here!! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 844 |
No flame bro, but you saying "I'm not cheating," is like "Oh, I didn't hold up the cashier, I just drove the car." | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 71 |
MD totally true. I am just torn this chick is bad ass! I have never been in this situation before so I guess it is a coin toss but usually the head down below wins! Are you saying you would not?? | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 844 |
I don't mind being an accesory to cheating. I'm no different from most any other guy. See if you can get the scoop on her husbands demeanor. Hope he is not another O.J. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 71 |
Yeah no shit I go and get O.J'D over this whole thing. Man my mother would not forgive me. Maybe if i just hit it once and leave it at that all would be good! Dont want this to get complicated | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 844 |
Hmmm. Just hit it once? That might piss her off. Hell hath no furry like a woman scorned. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 71 |
Catch 22 I guess! Is there a win win situation here. I cant pass this girl up man she is one of those. It should be so simple, Sex no ties and that is it! I guess I can just get drunk and blame it on that. Ha Ha | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 242 |
Big C. Bottom line is can you look @ yourself in the morning? ------------------ | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 644 |
? ------------------ Ok I Re-Loaded!! | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 327 |
Dude fuck the living shit out of her. Enjoy the romp. Give it to her inside, outside, sideways, and in her ass. She's married great no relationship. Just freaky ass sex. What more could you want? ------------------ On my word unleash Hell!!! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 71 |
Just talked with her. We are meeting at this sports bar near my pad after work. I guess I should just get it over with!! | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 740 |
Brotha - she may have a big hairy gun-shot totin' husband so beware! Having said that - FUCK HER BRAINS OUT, make a tape or video-recording and mail it to her husband. If my husband was messing around on me like that, painful though it may be - I WOULD WANT TO KNOW. Oh yes, and don't forget to wear your raincoat! | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 378 |
Make sure you make a copy for her father, too. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 71 |
Bikini bout time we get a female's point of view. Mind is made up now. The videotape is a good idea good blackmale material. I need a gun can anyone hook me up. Hee Hee Hee. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1443 |
Okay B mom, Here is the one point that you forgot to add in your post above. You guys think just because a woman is willing to sleep with another man other than her husband that HE isn't doing his job in the bedroom, this really is never the case, 99% of the time, there is something else going wrong in the relationship... like no communication, no affection, no feelings being shown anymore. These are usually the reason the wifey strays! Not because the guy cant please her sexually. So please do not always think like this, ok? | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 71 |
Dlady good point. She was with 4 other girls said it was a girls night out. I thought about it too and she was wearing her ring even. I would assume if she was looking to hook up she would have taken it off. But you are probably right. Maybe he is just a big dickhead to her and she liked the attention I gave her. | ||
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Cool Novice 
Posts: 23 |
Represent Big C for the elite crew. ------------------ | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 1431 |
Big C, If she's married, nothing good can come of this. Possibility 1: You fuck her, husband finds out, he treats you like Ron Goldman. Don't argue about how tough you are - all the toughness in the world is useless against some serious adrenaline. Possibility 2: You fuck her, she wants to keep doing it, you don't because you aren't looking for that. She tells her husband you tried to kiss/grab/fuck/ whatever her, and he treats you like Ron Goldman again. He may not know what she is up to, so she may have full credibility with him. Whatever you do, don't go to her place. Too much could get fucked up. Maybe there will be 10 guys hiding out at her place that want to see how far they can get a hot poker up your ass. I mean, doesn't it sound a little too good to be true? Many other things can go wrong. Women can be absolutely crazy, and play both sides of the fence. Maybe nothing will happen. My point is only that there is no sex out there worth having when you have to be looking over your shoulder. Matt | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 71 |
Matt another good point. Getting laid is not generally a problem for me but maybe it is just the challenge. She does not know where I live yet and I would not be caught with my pants down literally at her place. She is damn gorgeous though!! We are meeting after work at a bar, maybe I go and just feel it out but odds are we will end up doin the deed I cant decide. I'm so torn!! HEE HEE | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1443 |
Matt, I really liked what you had said there, always knew you were a good guy! C, Think of it like this... Most likely it could have been a "girl's nght out" but the fact remains that she isn't TOTALLY happy in this marriage. If she were then she wouldnt hae even messed with you in the first place, right? And the husband I am sure is obviously NOT doing something right at home, for her to stray like this now. I have never been married myself but I just went through this shit, couldnt figure out why I wasn't sleeping with the BF anymore, then it hit me I didnt like the way he treated me anymore so I went out and started meeting new guys and dumped him cause I found the attention I wanted from him from elsewhere, and another man. I don't know about most of you here, but once my feeling for you have disappeared there is no more, I cant say I will try to make it work out and love someone again. It just doesnt happen with me, once you push me then that would be it. (like a light switch, feelings on, then feelings off, but they stay off) | ||
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Moderator
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Big C, I'm not trying to be paranoid, but just find another girl. Put yourself in her husband's place bro. You get caught, he's gonna kill you. I mean literally end your life. If you subsequebtly blow her off, she can use him against you. If he doesn;t know the deal with her, she can slander you in any way she wants. Dude, please....it's not worth the risk. The people on this board who tell you to "just hit it" are only seeing one side. If she is REALLY interested, tell jher the husband's gotta go. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 71 |
Dlady, Matt again good stuff I know what is going on I am not blind to what she is doing. I am gonna ask her what her intentions are with me as well as her hubby tonight. Good lookin out Matt and Dlady. I guess we will see what happens tonight. | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 740 |
Brotha C - my previous answer was short and to the point - w/o explanation. So I will elaborate. I DO have marital experience (having been married to the same guy for 10+ years). Even though I have ZERO extramarital experience this, I believe, does not exclude me from this particular conversation. While the husband in question may be a jerk - neglecting her, not appreciating her, etc - this has been known to happen quite often in MANY marriages - this does not mean that it is a good idea to get involved. Yes, I know, I did say fuck her and tape it, send a copy to the husband. OK, OK maybe the answer was tongue in cheek. Brotha Matt gave some SOUND advice. Steer clear! Whether this woman's marriage is in jeopardy or she is just a nut case OR BOTH - unless you want to risk life and/or limb for a roll in the sack just leave it be. There is plenty of unattached poon-tang to be had out there. I have previously expressed my opinion on cheating so I won't go there. While I believe that life can become very complicated and marriage can be EXTREMELY DIFFICULT at times - this is not your marriage brotha so, let it go. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 348 |
Give her a dirty sanchez(j/k).C just make sure you do not let her know were you live.Don't let her know to much about you either.If you blow her off after you(if)do her,do not hang out were you met her,cause she'll bring her husband there and say that you grabed her or hit her,girls are like that.Matt good advise. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 627 |
SHES MARRIED leave it alone BIG C. Get ya a single girlie. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 328 |
You want my opinion? get a fucking gun, and shoot both of them, the wife for being an adulterous(did I spell that right?) bitch, and the hubby for being an incompetent fuck... ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 84 |
just don't let her find out where you live, get a room and fuck her and chuck her, simple. | ||
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Cool Novice
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tell her fuckin husband and maybe you both can do her since she going to be honest. have your cake and eat it to. [This message has been edited by wifeswap (edited September 14, 2000).] | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 298 |
what goes around comes around..... draw the line and tell her you feel bad for her husband.... so much pussy so little time.. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 327 |
Ok, Ok lets see if she has a single sister or cousin and just fuck them!! This way you get laid and everyone is happy.  ------------------ On my word unleash Hell!!! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1443 |
Well, Big C ~ What happened last night? Do not lie to us, and don't leave us all hanging here today! Tell us what went on last night! the viewers must know! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 71 |
Well ladies and gents did not do it. She calls and has me paged at the bar saying she had locked her keys in it and would be late. So that started making my mind spin. She gets to the bar and we chat and have drinks yada yada yada. We start talking about the whole issue and she says she has no intention of leaving him because she is not financially ready. I got to know her real quick and regardless of how hot she was the night ended with me saying maybe you need to figure out why you are here. We said goodbye and she wants a call today. Not gonna happen. To many women out there with alot less drama!!! Thanks for all the advice bro's and siss's! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 844 |
Big C, you must be the most honest guy on this board! | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 378 |
I'm telling ya. I was expecting to here a story about the wife getting bent over the kitchen table and the husband coming in shooting. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 71 |
I am by far not the most honest on this board!! Have you ever met someone and had a false impression of how they were. I met her when i was hammered at the bar. We messed around that 1st night and the only contact we had was through email basically. She talked her ass off last night Would not shut up. And the 2nd reason i did not go through with it other than the moral reasons is because either way I was gettin laid. I had another girl an ex call me during the day earlier yesterday. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 141 |
Leave her alone. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 71 |
Still, i plan on it! To much could come of it and I have enough shit to worry about! But damn it would have been nice! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1443 |
"SHE IS NOT FINANCIALLY READY?" IN OTHER WORDS SHE IS NOT NOW, NOR EVER PLANS ON BEING INDEPENDANT! SHE WANTS A MAN TO SUPPORT HER ALL HER LIFE. LET THAT ONE GO! GOOD BOY! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 71 |
Dlady, my thoughts exactly!! I guess most of the time things are not as they seem or as you think they will turn out. chalk it up to blue balls and a lesson learned. i will just find another Ha HA!! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 844 |
It sounds like indirectly she was not just wanting a fuck but for you to take her under your wing and support her. Reason for why she brought up financially ready. She was trying to see if you would take the bait, hook,line, and sinker. Can you start a part 2 to this thread? Seems like a lot of scrolling down here. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1443 |
hee hee, He said "BlueBAlls" LOL! You have a hand Big C take care of them balls in private! WORK IS SO DAMN BORING TODAY!!!!! UGH! |
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