Todays review is a video.
"Girl Interuppted"
Ok, I was initialy against this movie. I didnt have any desire to see it, as it seemed kinda weepy and dull. I looked at the box and was intrigued by the thought of this all girl cast in a mental institution. So with visions of those womens prison movies they play on USA network real late at night, I said "Lets get it!"... A phrase I would soon regret...

Ok, the story itself was good! It dragged a little here and there, but all in all it was nice dialogue and plot twists. But that wasnt good enough for me!
Alright, you got 5 nubile young girls in the leads. All prancing around in a mental ward. 5 of em, 5 girls, thats 10 titties all together. How many of the afformentioned titties made theyre way to the screen for my viewing pleasure? NONE! No ass, no tits, nothing. The closest it came was seeing Winnona Riders nipples in a wet crazy person gown (very nice BTW).
They even went so far as to make Angelina Jolie's lips look chapped, so I couldnt even let my mind wander into filthy thoughts about her. Big fucking crackhead looking lips. I was VERY upset.

So heres the scorecard: (worst 1-10 best)

Story: 6
Dialogue: 6
Titties: 1/2
Ass: 0
Bush/bush related glances: 0

All in all this movie gets a 12 1/2 out of 50. Not a good score. Even for a "chick flick". I had to put in the Matrix to try and wash that unpleasant taste from my mouth.

Enjoy!
Monster at the Movies

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