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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 275 |
If you were an animal, what would you be? Ever since I went to the zoo when I was younger and saw a male lion mounting 3 lionesses, I've always had a fondness for lions. Imagine travelling around from pride to pride, humping all the lionesses, eating their cubs, then sleeping all dya while they hunt for food for you. Either tha tor I'd be a shark with a laserbeam attached to my head.    | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 1119 |
LOL, my entire gym is watching me crack up, a shark with a laser beam, damn. The lion thing is cool but I have been on the ground too long, I need to be high so I would be an American Eagle with dreadlocks who has an evolutionary like thumb and index finger to hold a bong and light it at the same time. ------------------ "Out here in the perimeter there are no stars, out here we are stoned immaculate"-Jim Morrison  | ||
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Moderator 
Posts: 607 |
I wanna be a llama.   | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 531 |
lol@JohnnyO I would be a fucking fly
[This message has been edited by ~~~SlickassBiatch~~~ (edited September 08, 2000).] | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 275 |
Lol Slick ass, I thought you said you don't fuck anymore. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1119 |
Flys are attracted to gold dust which is a counterpart of shit, it goes well Slick, I can totally see you being a fly. ------------------ "Out here in the perimeter there are no stars, out here we are stoned immaculate"-Jim Morrison | ||
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Freak 
Posts: 1897 |
I want to fly sober, I want to be an eagle - a big ass one. Or a Rottweiler (on da gear of course) with a big fat ass metal chain around my neck. Slopain | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1088 |
Just curious Havoc, how are you on the internet at your gym? | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 531 |
lol THICK dawg - i've never seen fly's fuck i want to be a fly , so i can get in anywhere and eavesdrop (sp) on peeps (certain peeps) wouldn't mind being a fly on the wall when you big talking mofos are with your girl begging for a piece of ass. lol ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 812 |
Yeah Frack - what the hell is he doing. Isn't this Mr. Sir Lift alot. ON the net at the gym? | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 275 |
HAHA, next time I see a fly peeping in on me and my honey, I'm gonna bust out my fly swatter and................................spank my girlfriend with it. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1391 |
TD, So now you do admit you are taken, ahhh, how sweet TD with a girlfriend! heehee. Give me the weekend to think about what animal I would be ? HMMMMM.... | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 275 |
I will be free this weekend DLADY...She's on the rag and out of order. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1391 |
EEEWWWWW! I am glad it isnt me this week! I am going out and getting hamered tonight! Then I might come home and get HAMMERED again! LOL | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 621 |
a chiken hawk, cuz I eats chickens!! DOMINAT OR SUBMIT! [This message has been edited by Gilbyag (edited September 08, 2000).] | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 271 |
I'm already an animal. And at top of the fucking food chain too. ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 365 |
I'd be the proverbial 800lb gorilla sittin' in the corner of the room. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 293 |
i would be either a jacked Wolf or a big ass Rottweiler ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 943 |
thick dog , you said on the rag, wtf who cares, you cant tell me you never have while shes on rag???? | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 943 |
to answer the ? i,l be a monkey so i can jack off watchinng all the other mokeys screw my mate. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 64 |
Slickassbitch all you'd hear at my house lately is a bunch of begging and pleading. I guess maybe I'd be a big dog since mine doesn't have any trouble getting any lately(about time for dreaded vet visit). | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 252 |
Panther, nuff said | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 204 |
SPERM WHALE! That was my nickname in High School. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1051 |
I would be a great looking human female whore! That type of animal has people lined up to have sex with you and the leave money when they are done. Very Good looking people i picked up at bars would get it free. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 674 |
not to get technical here.... but most male lions have their own pride and if they go into a pride with other males, they better be a bad ass or they are fuckin wrecked. now, with that said... i would be a leopard. bad ass cats but they give way to the bigger cats | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1051 |
Why is it that us guys just want to be a bunch of pussy's? | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1167 |
well...this is a good question..if i were and animal..i would want to be either a cheetah..think about ..how would you like to be able to run 70 mph..hell yeah..and my other choice would have to be grizzly bear just because it has such a cool name ..and its a mean mother
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 435 |
A male mink Go read why at the URL below. http://www.nationaltrappers.com/Mink.html | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 338 |
I would be a Wolverine.... Nuff said. Hack ------------------ It's better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6! T. Shakur A coward dies a thousand deaths, a solider dies but one.. RAGE, Rage against the dieing of the light! | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1697 |
Thick i am disappointed. You need to get some red wings my man. "if you can walk through mud.... you can fuck through blood." ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 251 |
if we could be extinct animals i would be a T-rex. if not then either a great white shark, sperm whale, or one of those HUGE giant squids that are like over 100 feet long. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 330 |
 kodiak bear | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 214 |
I would love to be a kitty cat!! Always curled up in someones lap...  | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2109 |
woho..you dont have to be a catto curl up in my lap hon hmm, a animal? id have to be a Pud-Fucker..or a Lady-humper for sure ------------------ "...damn you for not giving my TEST" - Metallica "After this show i'll be fat and happy again.....If i make it to the show...." - Lee Priest "Lets put some weight on the bar.." - Shawn Ray "IT DOESN'T MATTER" - The Rock | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 143 |
Well If i had to be any pet, with no restriction on it being in the zoo, I would choose to be a PIT_Bull! However if it must be in a Zoo, then I should choose to be a Hindustani LION. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 214 |
Well, MM I will remember that!! | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 373 |
I would be a male fly, cause then I might run into slickassbiatch, and if you guys have seen her pictures you know what I'm talkin about. You look good Slick ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 275 |
Moe and Pizza, I got's me Redwings. I actually enjoy it, I just don't like the mess. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 329 |
I'd want to be a cat! My cat is so spoiled rotten it's funny! He eats, sleeps, plays, & has it made. He sits in the window & makes the dog across the street go nuts!------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1391 |
Sorry TD I still havent had the time to think about this one! I have been extremely busy lately! hello everyone! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 85 |
i would be a hyiena (sp?) or an emperor penguin ------------------ | ||
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Novice 
Posts: 10 |
SHark with laser beam ani't bad...but what about a leamer...burrowing...burrowing |
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posted September 08, 2000 01:13 PM
'Yeah, we could start our own game where people throw ducks at balloons and nothing's the way it seems'